+153 We dress up for people whom we want to be naked with. amirite?

by Anonymous 8 months ago

I usually end up naked alone.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

That makes you easy to sleep

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Please don't tell my girlfriend's parents this. They might get the wrong idea.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

I got dressed up to go to my Grandma's funeral, but I didn't want to be naked with anybody there.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

And yet when you show up naked they tell you to put your clothes back on...

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Idk man. Naked man works 2 out of 3 times

by Anonymous 8 months ago

2....out of 3....times....

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Unwrapping the presents is half the fun.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

We've seen this already

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Job interviews just took a weird turn

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Gotta make that unboxing in style!

by Anonymous 8 months ago

< gestures at people on holiday and the beach >

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Half the fun is taking it off later

by Anonymous 8 months ago

So that you can be unboxed by your special one 😜

by Anonymous 8 months ago

I dress up for work and things like funerals and weddings. I do not want to be naked with any of the people I would be going to these things with.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Made dressing up for my nan's funeral a hard mental decision.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Grandma's funeral just got dank.

by Anonymous 8 months ago