+149 A Vampire doesn't have to be invited in if they are your landlord. amirite?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

They do need to give 24 hour notice though.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

And you can bet that I'm gonna open up a 10 pound bag of rice on the entryway floor

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Garlic

by Anonymous 1 year ago

They are referencing the old lore of vampires having a unavoidable compulsion to count things (they are based on land barons after all).

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Garlic rice?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

With Chicken Tikka masala

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Typically the rule is they can only enter during normal business hours. I recommend undead landlord clients make use of a property management service for obvious reasons.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Thanks for my next dnd characters backstory, a bloodsucking landlord, or just a landlord, same thing.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Rent is paid in blood.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

mansion renter giving up their firstborn

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Vampires are all about rules

by Anonymous 1 year ago

In the Ravenloft TTRPG books, there is this vampire, Count Strahd, that is the lord of the lands of Barovia. He can enter at any place he wants, but do this rarely, because people still believes thar he must be invited and he want to keep this tactical advantage.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Strahd is a special case because he *is* Barovia (unless it was changed after AD&D 2E). " "I am Strahd. I am the Land," I said loudly, intoning the ancient epigram. It was part and parcel of the ceremony of possession. The blood welled out, dribbled down my palm, and dripped onto the muddy earth at my feet. "Draw near and witness," I added. "I, Strahd am the land." " - I, Strahd: Memoirs of a Vampire

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Its the same, I was just explaining in a easy way to non players.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Talk about getting gouged by your landlord

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Not all vampires are landlords but all landlords are vampires

by Anonymous 1 year ago

They need to be twice as invited. A landlord cannot enter a rented property uninvited. (At least under UK law, I'm not sure if it's true elsewhere)

by Anonymous 1 year ago

That's how Markula got the aqua teens that one time.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Oh look! there is a bunch of Transylvanian Airbnb's all of a sudden.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

That's not what the handbook said when I read it.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

This would be a great book

by Anonymous 1 year ago

if you purchase the land around a vampire's den, do they require your invitation to even step outside of their front door?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Right of way law kicks in.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Depending on what law they abide by they still have to, since ownership of something does not mean that you have possession of it.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Wrong. Landlords have to give notice or visitation.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

So that's how they're doing this nowadays!

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I mean, if you rent a castle who are you expecting to be your landlord?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Huh. Castlevania makes sense.

by Anonymous 1 year ago