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A Vampire doesn't have to be invited in if they are your landlord. amirite?
by Anonymous1 year ago
They do need to give 24 hour notice though.
by Anonymous1 year ago
And you can bet that I'm gonna open up a 10 pound bag of rice on the entryway floor
by Anonymous1 year ago
Garlic
by Anonymous1 year ago
They are referencing the old lore of vampires having a unavoidable compulsion to count things (they are based on land barons after all).
by Anonymous1 year ago
Garlic rice?
by Anonymous1 year ago
With Chicken Tikka masala
by Anonymous1 year ago
Typically the rule is they can only enter during normal business hours. I recommend undead landlord clients make use of a property management service for obvious reasons.
by Anonymous1 year ago
Thanks for my next dnd characters backstory, a bloodsucking landlord, or just a landlord, same thing.
by Anonymous1 year ago
Rent is paid in blood.
by Anonymous1 year ago
mansion renter giving up their firstborn
by Anonymous1 year ago
Vampires are all about rules
by Anonymous1 year ago
In the Ravenloft TTRPG books, there is this vampire, Count Strahd, that is the lord of the lands of Barovia. He can enter at any place he wants, but do this rarely, because people still believes thar he must be invited and he want to keep this tactical advantage.
by Anonymous1 year ago
Strahd is a special case because he *is* Barovia (unless it was changed after AD&D 2E).
" "I am Strahd. I am the Land," I said loudly, intoning the ancient epigram. It was part and parcel of the ceremony of possession. The blood welled out, dribbled down my palm, and dripped onto the muddy earth at my feet. "Draw near and witness," I added. "I, Strahd am the land." " - I, Strahd: Memoirs of a Vampire
by Anonymous1 year ago
Its the same, I was just explaining in a easy way to non players.
by Anonymous1 year ago
Talk about getting gouged by your landlord
by Anonymous1 year ago
Not all vampires are landlords but all landlords are vampires
by Anonymous1 year ago
They need to be twice as invited. A landlord cannot enter a rented property uninvited. (At least under UK law, I'm not sure if it's true elsewhere)
by Anonymous1 year ago
That's how Markula got the aqua teens that one time.
by Anonymous1 year ago
Oh look! there is a bunch of Transylvanian Airbnb's all of a sudden.
by Anonymous1 year ago
That's not what the handbook said when I read it.
by Anonymous1 year ago
This would be a great book
by Anonymous1 year ago
if you purchase the land around a vampire's den, do they require your invitation to even step outside of their front door?
by Anonymous1 year ago
Right of way law kicks in.
by Anonymous1 year ago
Depending on what law they abide by they still have to, since ownership of something does not mean that you have possession of it.
by Anonymous1 year ago
Wrong. Landlords have to give notice or visitation.
by Anonymous1 year ago
So that's how they're doing this nowadays!
by Anonymous1 year ago
I mean, if you rent a castle who are you expecting to be your landlord?
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