Greatest superpower would be probably be conscious control over percentages. "What's the percentage chance that guy trips and falls? Oh, 100%." "What are the odds I hurt myself jumping off this tall building? 0%" etc. That would include "what are the chances this particular person has a mental break and collapses in the next three seconds? Huh. 100%. Check that out."

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Yeah but the wombles would be way more entertaining...

by Anonymous 1 year ago

The wombles is kinda included in his idea, though?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

The Wombles = The Trots? Sounds like a real power! So many sports can be disrupted…drivers of supercars going even faster than intended…

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Immortality makes nothing else matter.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Being able to turn OTHER people invisible without their knowledge.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

The US military has a riot dispersing ELF sonic weapon that does just that The Wombilefier. He..he. The story is true, the name is a cheezy joke

by Anonymous 1 year ago