+161 No matter what form of potato you eat, they all become mashed potato's. amirite?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

* Potatoes 's = belongs to Ex: The man's dog

by Anonymous 2 years ago

What about the fermented and distilled kind.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Zis is true. Liquid potato make big strong comrade that vil never tire in bedroom.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

In Russia, potato eats you

by Anonymous 2 years ago

You could say the same about all foods.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

When I eat peas they become mushy peas, not mashed potatoes

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Fair enough.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

What's wrong with your body? mine changes everything to mashed potatoes. Are you saying that isn't normal?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

"Baked or boiled, or French fried, there's no kind, you haven't tried" He lied to me. He only ate mashed

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I appreciate your confidence in my bowels.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Not if you eat them RAW and don't chew.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

*Deep throats russet

by Anonymous 2 years ago

"So I said 'blue M&M, green M&M, theyall windahp theesame color in theend'"

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Your mom loves my mashed potatoes

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Not if I threw into a cyclotron it would be ionized.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Nah they all become Miracle-gro

by Anonymous 2 years ago