Beards serve no purpose, amirite?

I disagree. Anything that conceals even part of my face is doing a great public service.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

They keep my family from knowing my true orientation.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Alternatively: Shaving serves no purpose.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Comfort and hygiene. Not that I agree that beards don't serve any purpose

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I think once we got our lice problem under control the hygiene argument lost its power and you'd have a hard time convincing me that scraping a blade across my face daily is more comfortable than just not. Gillette and Bic appreciate your points though ;)

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Keeps your skin warm and protects you from potential dangers, just like any other hair You could just as easily say all hair serves no purpose if the same is true for beards

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Spoken like a person who can't grow one.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

They mean I do not have to shave. I HATE shaving.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

They make males look aggressive and assertive which has a use to attract a female to mate. They also hide weak jaws and chins lol

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Windchill insulation, pimple cover, increased attractiveness l

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Wasn't there a study that found full beards could somewhat reduce the risk of fractured jaws in fights?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

well "the human face evolved for being punched"

by Anonymous 1 year ago

You don't realise how much insulation your beard is offering until you shave it off mid-winter

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Hides some face acne

by Anonymous 1 year ago

False: not only do they get dirty, but they also cause bad itching!

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Catches all the food I missed during the first trip to my mouth

by Anonymous 1 year ago