+154 There is a wide variety of prices paid by humans for foods, but all human feces is of roughly equal value. amirite?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

What if I were a rich politician? Mine wouldn't stink. Shouldn't it be worth more?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

>all human feces is of roughly equal value. Patently untrue. You don't believe me? Price some fecal transplants.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Number four on my list of things not to google at dinner.

by Anonymous 1 year ago