+154 There is a wide variety of prices paid by humans for foods, but all human feces is of roughly equal value. amirite?

by Anonymous 10 months ago

What if I were a rich politician? Mine wouldn't stink. Shouldn't it be worth more?

by Anonymous 10 months ago

>all human feces is of roughly equal value. Patently untrue. You don't believe me? Price some fecal transplants.

by Anonymous 10 months ago

Number four on my list of things not to google at dinner.

by Anonymous 10 months ago