You know your diarrhea is gone when you are able to fart confidently again, amirite?

Ah. The fallacy. Don't fall for it kids, after your mid 20s to early 30s, the farts betray you and start working for the enemy.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Can confirm, although you (I) can kinda tell when things are about to go sideways. As FEMA says, always have an evacuation plan

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I feel like this was written by the diarrhea trying to fool you after waiting.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Nice try E.Coli.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Lpt: never trust a fart.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Words to live by. Also another: don't eat 8 fiber bars before a road trip.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

That sounds like it's coming from experience

by Anonymous 1 year ago

_don't know what you got 'til it's gone!_

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Really? Even when I'm sick, it's very easy to tell when it's gas or not. And I'm 29, so none of that "just wait till your late 20s" crap.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Oh, it's coming. You're only 29 dude. I'm in my 40's. You'll find out soon enough.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

The bar always gets raised whenever you say you're already in that age range lol. Obviously degradation happens at some point but it's wildly dependent on how you've treated your body in the past & present (and genetics) to the point giving advice about a specific age range for a specific condition loses most of its meaning. I've heard way too many times that <insert age range I've already passed here> is when <bad thing here> start happening that it seems meaningless. Just take good care of yourself/exercise and realistically things will go pretty well for most cases far longer than you'd think.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Here is a general rule that you won't need to nitpick. Bodies degrade. Aging sucks. It will catch up to you eventually. Have a great day.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Yeah, I call it ‘the first safe fart' on the road to getting better again.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Less than one tablespoon full counts as a fart.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I bet that fart is on the stool and not in your lounge chair.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I fart confidently with diarrhea, especially on my Delta flight.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Depends how warm the fart is.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

by Anonymous 1 year ago

You NEVER trust a fart after 40. Ask me how I know.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

And the last wipe everyone does is always for nothing.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

That confidence can be abandoned way quicker than you can shut the flood gates. And the good kind.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Diarrhea is never over, it just rakes a break.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Farting on the toilet a.k.a. farting with insurance.

by Anonymous 1 year ago