+139 All people grow to exactly the correct height for their feet to reach the ground when standing. amirite?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I kinda miss when I was a kid just floating 3 feet off the ground everywhere though. Life was simpler before my legs grew in.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Yeah, it's really sad to see when a person loses their legs and then they accidentally unbuckle and drift away like a helium balloon. RIP 🙏 🪦

by Anonymous 1 year ago

You can't let them float away like that! When their legs grow back in they'll end up being like 300 ft. tall!

by Anonymous 1 year ago

OP never grew up because he grew down.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

OP is probably tall because they seem pretty high.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

All people grow exactly to the height that they are

by Anonymous 1 year ago

"The truth that the government doesn't want you to know"

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I'm getting some major Phantom Tollbooth vibes in here.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Funny story. Greg Dawson from two towns over floats everywhere because this *didn't* happen

by Anonymous 1 year ago

There's always one!

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Drink your school, stay in drugs, don't do milk.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I used to tease my Ex, "If your legs were any shorter, your feet wouldn't touch the ground".

by Anonymous 1 year ago