There comes a point in many people's lives that their significant other has seen them naked more frequently than their parents, amirite?

I can vouch for this. I was married for 15 years, and she never saw my parents naked.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

How many times is too many times seeing your partners parents naked?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Depends on who the parents are.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Once, from personal experience

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I see what you did there. Nothing to be proud of ... although it is appreciated.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Same, except I've seen her mom naked a few times

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Guess I have to flash my dad a few more times to even out the score

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Time to take up family streaking

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Through the quad, into the gymnasium

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Sweet Alabama.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

More….

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I like to think my parents were out of the running for that distinction a long, long time ago.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Easy Mr garrison.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I don't think you meant to use the word "frequently" anywhere in this statement. By the time you're a teenager, your parents probably see your nude body with zero frequency.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

How else would they check to make sure you wiped well silly???

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Check the chair

by Anonymous 1 year ago

double blind taste test

by Anonymous 1 year ago

ಠ\_ಠ <|> /ω\\

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Yeah, i assume he's referring to the accumulated amount of times, nothing to do with frequency.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

When I was a teenager Ive still gone to the sauna quite often with my parents so we saw each other naked quite often

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Seeing you naked at 3 is not the same as seeing you naked at 23.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Well not all of us can be so well endowed guy!

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I'm glad someone pointed this detail out. Went right over my head

by Anonymous 1 year ago

That's not what "frequently" means. You meant "more times", right? Many partners get to see each other naked more frequently than their parents since the first month of being together.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I dunno….. maybe? I see my kids naked like 10 times a day. They have moved out, sure, but they have great OF accounts!

by Anonymous 1 year ago

that's so funny I forgot to laugh 🤡

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Thanks dad.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Could've arranged those words a little better

by Anonymous 1 year ago

If I wanted to be eloquent (and homeless) I would have gotten an English major, not engineering

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Why don't you engineer a better sentence ?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Well....one would certainly hope so.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

After 53 years of marriage we crossed that line ages ago.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Not if you're from a nudist colony.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Frequently? There's a pretty big gap between my parents seeing me naked frequently, and having an SO

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Also, your significant other has seen your butthole more times than you!

by Anonymous 1 year ago

yeah. it will take a few years together though.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Jokes on you, I don't have a significant other!! .. Wait..

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Correlate: a point where you have wiped your butt more than your parent.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I've also had sex with my significant other more frequently than with my parents too. Wait, what?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Similarly, there's a point in which, when you're asked "who would you save from falling off a cliff", it becomes acceptable to switch your answer from your parent to your significant other. Where that point is, I'm sure is different for everyone.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Unless you're a nevernude.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Well if that's true my wife didn't get the memo

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I like to think that my girlfriend has never seen my parents naked.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Bitch please. I've seen my old neighbor's ding a ling at the gym one too many times. Probably more than his old significant other these days

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Well duh. Considering your parents probably don't see you naked AT ALL in your adult life, that would mean the frequency is zero

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Op needs to remember what platform he is on, none of us are getting significant others..

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I sure hope my significant other has seen me naked more than her parents!

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I would hope that the frequency of parents seeing you naked drops to zero years before the frequency of partners seeing you naked rises above zero. Now if you're talking about the total amount, yeah that might take a while, lol.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

... probaly about two years into the relationshp...

by Anonymous 1 year ago

You are severely underestimating how often babies/toddlers need to be changed.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

What's a significant other?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

BF,GF,Husband,Wife

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Are they pokemon? Where do i buy those?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Can I download one?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Only after you've downloaded a car

by Anonymous 1 year ago

As a male, I know my parents never wanted to see me naked from 12 onward. No parent wants to look at their sons big hairy balls and penis. So, my girlfriend would quickly pass their views.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

This is a pretty weird one. How late in life did your parents see you naked, and how often? Actually nm — don't wanna know.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

There comes another point when you hope nobody ever sees you naked again.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I mean, you probably see you kid naked Everyday for the first three years of their life? So 3 x 365 = 1095. So you think most people are having sex over 1000 times during their marriage? In this day in age? Unlikely lol

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I think there are some people who can withstand the primordial urge to start humping every naked thing they see. Also you could have just said having sex 3 times a day...

by Anonymous 1 year ago

..than their parent's what?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Im thinkin as a baby. 0-5 and maybe longer if the kid couldn't learn how to dress properly.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Not if you swap 'em out often enough.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

There are people who have seen only fans creators naked more than their parents

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I guess you never met my parents.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

For most people, it's a competition.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

People I don't know have achieved this.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Not if its the same person

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I would think that comes pretty soon

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Nah these comments are wild

by Anonymous 1 year ago