There comes a point in many people's lives that their significant other has seen them naked more frequently than their parents, amirite?

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Seeing you naked at 3 is not the same as seeing you naked at 23.

I can vouch for this. I was married for 15 years, and she never saw my parents naked.

Op needs to remember what platform he is on, none of us are getting significant others..

Postingloudlys avatar Postingloudly Yeah You Are +4Reply

I don't think you meant to use the word "frequently" anywhere in this statement. By the time you're a teenager, your parents probably see your nude body with zero frequency.

Larny2019s avatar Larny2019 Yeah You Are +3Reply

Could've arranged those words a little better

@jodzdzownica Could've arranged those words a little better

If I wanted to be eloquent (and homeless) I would have gotten an English major, not engineering

Jokes on you, I don't have a significant other!!

.. Wait..

Unless you're a nevernude.

Elitetuskens avatar Elitetusken Yeah You Are +3Reply

Well if that's true my wife didn't get the memo

This is a pretty weird one. How late in life did your parents see you naked, and how often? Actually nm — don't wanna know.

Theunknowxns avatar Theunknowxn Yeah You Are +3Reply

I mean, you probably see you kid naked Everyday for the first three years of their life? So 3 x 365 = 1095. So you think most people are having sex over 1000 times during their marriage? In this day in age? Unlikely lol

dankXDs avatar dankXD Yeah You Are +3Reply
@dankXD I mean, you probably see you kid naked Everyday for the first three years of their life? So 3 x 365 = 1095. So you...

I think there are some people who can withstand the primordial urge to start humping every naked thing they see.

Also you could have just said having sex 3 times a day...

Not if you swap 'em out often enough.

I guess you never met my parents.

Classicdry2232s avatar Classicdry2232 Yeah You Are +3Reply

Well....one would certainly hope so.

Not if you're from a nudist colony.

Iapetus-11s avatar Iapetus-11 Yeah You Are +2Reply

I've also had sex with my significant other more frequently than with my parents too. Wait, what?

Cheytuflyas avatar Cheytuflya Yeah You Are +2Reply

Similarly, there's a point in which, when you're asked "who would you save from falling off a cliff", it becomes acceptable to switch your answer from your parent to your significant other. Where that point is, I'm sure is different for everyone.

Mrtechnohawks avatar Mrtechnohawk Yeah You Are +2Reply

I like to think that my girlfriend has never seen my parents naked.

Bitch please. I've seen my old neighbor's ding a ling at the gym one too many times. Probably more than his old significant other these days

Kionixs avatar Kionix Yeah You Are +2Reply

I sure hope my significant other has seen me naked more than her parents!

What's a significant other?

People I don't know have achieved this.

I would think that comes pretty soon

Openeyess avatar Openeyes Yeah You Are +2Reply

That's not what "frequently" means.
You meant "more times", right?
Many partners get to see each other naked more frequently than their parents since the first month of being together.

Mcgee0s avatar Mcgee0 Yeah You Are +1Reply

I dunno….. maybe? I see my kids naked like 10 times a day. They have moved out, sure, but they have great OF accounts!


There's a pretty big gap between my parents seeing me naked frequently, and having an SO

Also, your significant other has seen your butthole more times than you!

yeah. it will take a few years together though.

quietsamurai98s avatar quietsamurai98 Yeah You Are +1Reply

Correlate: a point where you have wiped your butt more than your parent.

I would hope that the frequency of parents seeing you naked drops to zero years before the frequency of partners seeing you naked rises above zero. Now if you're talking about the total amount, yeah that might take a while, lol.

As a male, I know my parents never wanted to see me naked from 12 onward.
No parent wants to look at their sons big hairy balls and penis. So, my girlfriend would quickly pass their views.

Apartlavishnesss avatar Apartlavishness Yeah You Are +1Reply

There comes another point when you hope nobody ever sees you naked again.

..than their parent's what?

Some-Noname-idks avatar Some-Noname-idk Yeah You Are +1Reply
@Some-Noname-idk ..than their parent's what?

Im thinkin as a baby. 0-5 and maybe longer if the kid couldn't learn how to dress properly.

There are people who have seen only fans creators naked more than their parents

For most people, it's a competition.

Not if its the same person

Nah these comments are wild

anna_s avatar anna_ Yeah You Are +1Reply

After 53 years of marriage we crossed that line ages ago.

Well duh.

Considering your parents probably don't see you naked AT ALL in your adult life, that would mean the frequency is zero

... probaly about two years into the relationshp...

Bpaqs avatar Bpaq Yeah You Are 0Reply
@Bpaq ... probaly about two years into the relationshp...

You are severely underestimating how often babies/toddlers need to be changed.

Elitetuskens avatar Elitetusken Yeah You Are +1Reply
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