There comes a point in many people's lives that their significant other has seen them naked more frequently than their parents, amirite?

I can vouch for this. I was married for 15 years, and she never saw my parents naked.

by Anonymous 10 months ago

How many times is too many times seeing your partners parents naked?

by Anonymous 10 months ago

Depends on who the parents are.

by Anonymous 10 months ago

Once, from personal experience

by Anonymous 10 months ago

I see what you did there. Nothing to be proud of ... although it is appreciated.

by Anonymous 10 months ago

Same, except I've seen her mom naked a few times

by Anonymous 10 months ago

Guess I have to flash my dad a few more times to even out the score

by Anonymous 10 months ago

Time to take up family streaking

by Anonymous 10 months ago

Through the quad, into the gymnasium

by Anonymous 10 months ago

Sweet Alabama.

by Anonymous 10 months ago

More….

by Anonymous 10 months ago

I like to think my parents were out of the running for that distinction a long, long time ago.

by Anonymous 10 months ago

Easy Mr garrison.

by Anonymous 10 months ago

I don't think you meant to use the word "frequently" anywhere in this statement. By the time you're a teenager, your parents probably see your nude body with zero frequency.

by Anonymous 10 months ago

How else would they check to make sure you wiped well silly???

by Anonymous 10 months ago

Check the chair

by Anonymous 10 months ago

double blind taste test

by Anonymous 10 months ago

ಠ\_ಠ <|> /ω\\

by Anonymous 10 months ago

Yeah, i assume he's referring to the accumulated amount of times, nothing to do with frequency.

by Anonymous 10 months ago

When I was a teenager Ive still gone to the sauna quite often with my parents so we saw each other naked quite often

by Anonymous 10 months ago

Seeing you naked at 3 is not the same as seeing you naked at 23.

by Anonymous 10 months ago

Well not all of us can be so well endowed guy!

by Anonymous 10 months ago

I'm glad someone pointed this detail out. Went right over my head

by Anonymous 10 months ago

That's not what "frequently" means. You meant "more times", right? Many partners get to see each other naked more frequently than their parents since the first month of being together.

by Anonymous 10 months ago

I dunno….. maybe? I see my kids naked like 10 times a day. They have moved out, sure, but they have great OF accounts!

by Anonymous 10 months ago

that's so funny I forgot to laugh 🤡

by Anonymous 10 months ago

Thanks dad.

by Anonymous 10 months ago

Could've arranged those words a little better

by Anonymous 10 months ago

If I wanted to be eloquent (and homeless) I would have gotten an English major, not engineering

by Anonymous 10 months ago

Why don't you engineer a better sentence ?

by Anonymous 10 months ago

Well....one would certainly hope so.

by Anonymous 10 months ago

After 53 years of marriage we crossed that line ages ago.

by Anonymous 10 months ago

Not if you're from a nudist colony.

by Anonymous 10 months ago

Frequently? There's a pretty big gap between my parents seeing me naked frequently, and having an SO

by Anonymous 10 months ago

Also, your significant other has seen your butthole more times than you!

by Anonymous 10 months ago

yeah. it will take a few years together though.

by Anonymous 10 months ago

Jokes on you, I don't have a significant other!! .. Wait..

by Anonymous 10 months ago

Correlate: a point where you have wiped your butt more than your parent.

by Anonymous 10 months ago

I've also had sex with my significant other more frequently than with my parents too. Wait, what?

by Anonymous 10 months ago

Similarly, there's a point in which, when you're asked "who would you save from falling off a cliff", it becomes acceptable to switch your answer from your parent to your significant other. Where that point is, I'm sure is different for everyone.

by Anonymous 10 months ago

Unless you're a nevernude.

by Anonymous 10 months ago

Well if that's true my wife didn't get the memo

by Anonymous 10 months ago

I like to think that my girlfriend has never seen my parents naked.

by Anonymous 10 months ago

Bitch please. I've seen my old neighbor's ding a ling at the gym one too many times. Probably more than his old significant other these days

by Anonymous 10 months ago

Well duh. Considering your parents probably don't see you naked AT ALL in your adult life, that would mean the frequency is zero

by Anonymous 10 months ago

Op needs to remember what platform he is on, none of us are getting significant others..

by Anonymous 10 months ago

I sure hope my significant other has seen me naked more than her parents!

by Anonymous 10 months ago

I would hope that the frequency of parents seeing you naked drops to zero years before the frequency of partners seeing you naked rises above zero. Now if you're talking about the total amount, yeah that might take a while, lol.

by Anonymous 10 months ago

... probaly about two years into the relationshp...

by Anonymous 10 months ago

You are severely underestimating how often babies/toddlers need to be changed.

by Anonymous 10 months ago

What's a significant other?

by Anonymous 10 months ago

BF,GF,Husband,Wife

by Anonymous 10 months ago

Are they pokemon? Where do i buy those?

by Anonymous 10 months ago

Can I download one?

by Anonymous 10 months ago

Only after you've downloaded a car

by Anonymous 10 months ago

As a male, I know my parents never wanted to see me naked from 12 onward. No parent wants to look at their sons big hairy balls and penis. So, my girlfriend would quickly pass their views.

by Anonymous 10 months ago

This is a pretty weird one. How late in life did your parents see you naked, and how often? Actually nm — don't wanna know.

by Anonymous 10 months ago

There comes another point when you hope nobody ever sees you naked again.

by Anonymous 10 months ago

I mean, you probably see you kid naked Everyday for the first three years of their life? So 3 x 365 = 1095. So you think most people are having sex over 1000 times during their marriage? In this day in age? Unlikely lol

by Anonymous 10 months ago

I think there are some people who can withstand the primordial urge to start humping every naked thing they see. Also you could have just said having sex 3 times a day...

by Anonymous 10 months ago

..than their parent's what?

by Anonymous 10 months ago

Im thinkin as a baby. 0-5 and maybe longer if the kid couldn't learn how to dress properly.

by Anonymous 10 months ago

Not if you swap 'em out often enough.

by Anonymous 10 months ago

There are people who have seen only fans creators naked more than their parents

by Anonymous 10 months ago

I guess you never met my parents.

by Anonymous 10 months ago

For most people, it's a competition.

by Anonymous 10 months ago

People I don't know have achieved this.

by Anonymous 10 months ago

Not if its the same person

by Anonymous 10 months ago

I would think that comes pretty soon

by Anonymous 10 months ago

Nah these comments are wild

by Anonymous 10 months ago