+153 more holes in womens underwear is more sexy more holes in mens underwear is less sexy. amirite?

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Designed holes are sexy, rips are not

by Anonymous 8 months ago

So men's underwear just need more designed holes to be sexy?

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Of course! Are the holes there on purpose or not? If a lady was wearing crusty, ratty, holey underwear it would also be unattractive.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Ok, but what if they're clean and not crusty, but everything else is true? Old beat up underwear is not the same as crusty dirty underwear lol

by Anonymous 8 months ago

These are solid points 👏

by Anonymous 8 months ago

I beg to differ id want to get my hands on used panties that were torn lol

by Anonymous 8 months ago

There is a very large gay underwear market that proves this (to other gay men, I dunno if women are into it)

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Serious question - why gays need special gay underwear, why just not use women underwear? I understand that there is type of gay underwear that doesn't look like women underwear but there is another type that does.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Because women's underwear is for women and men have penises that need to go certain places? Also, gay men's underwear isn't a 1:1 with women's underwear….

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Sounds reasonable

by Anonymous 8 months ago

What would you do with your balls in a women's g-string? Or any pair of women's underwear for that matter? The seam on women's underwear is designed to be flat against their skin. Talk about moose knuckle…

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Sausage up the middle, the meatballs flopping around on either side. That's how Dad did it, that's how America does it … and it's worked out pretty well so far

by Anonymous 8 months ago

With a g string you split it down the middle. With panty style underwear it depends. If they're a bit bigger size you can tuck everything in there and the seams on the sides kinda hold it in. If they're not big enough (or you got some big balls) one of them sticks out the side.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Gay mens underwear isn't like women's underwear. It's often jockstraps or the like but fruity/colorful and/or designed to accentuate their packages. Also yeah women's underwear usually does not have enough space for most men's packages except like boyshorts which are basically boxers for women.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Calling it 'gay underwear' is a stretch. It's more underwear that a lot of gay men wear because of how 'sexy' it can be. I've known some straight men to wear it, too.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Fishnet boxers = the pinnacle of sexy

by Anonymous 8 months ago

They have the front pocket, sometimes designed to let you pull it out in some briefs. I have no idea why you would want this, when you could just as easily pull it down. Unless I'm wearing it backwards and you feed a log through that hole

by Anonymous 8 months ago

That is a swift No

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Yes!

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Same rule applies to humans, really

by Anonymous 8 months ago

I dunno rips could be hot on a lady

by Anonymous 8 months ago

This! lol

by Anonymous 8 months ago

crotchless?

by Anonymous 8 months ago

I'm gay and I disagree

by Anonymous 8 months ago

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man."

by Anonymous 8 months ago

This is factually incorrect as I have seen my partner in granny pants with a rip hole where her belly button was, it was in fact less sexy.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Sounds like someone has an outtie

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Surely that depends on which sex you're attracted to.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Why?

by Anonymous 8 months ago

You're just straight.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

thank you for your reply.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

I disagree with the first part

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Do you have first hand experience?

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Yes

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Do tell, but I agree.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

I agree

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Tell me you're a straight man without saying you're a straight man.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

no thanks.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Well this just isn't true.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Counter example?

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Huh?

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Example where op's statement is false

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Um.. I like cock..?

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Nah it Depends, alright alright I'll see myself out.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

This is because you're imagining lingerie and not granny panties

by Anonymous 8 months ago

am i having a stroke what does this mean

by Anonymous 8 months ago

generally womens lingerie and sexier underwear is full of lace and sheer fabrics etc. the sexier its supposed to be the more holes it has. mens underwear usually only has holes cuz they are worn out and therefore much less sexy.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Tell me you're straight without telling me you're straight.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Capitalization and punctuation is like penises: when you put them where they're meant to go it's sexy, but a complete absence of them where they're meant to go...not so much.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Surely, like with punctuation and capitalization, it is much worse when they show up uninvited.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

i like consistency in pluralites and singularities you like puncutation and penises we can like different things

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Hey if guys started wearing lacy underwear I sure wouldn't complain

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Not if you're gay and get gay underwear

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Depends if the women are wearing.mens boxers backwards ...

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Skidmarks are so damn sexy

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Does anyone actually use the dick hole for pissing? I do every once in a long while

by Anonymous 8 months ago

There's love without sex and there's sex without love... Then there's You, without either.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Proper punctuation is sexy

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Why can women grow babies but not regrow limbs

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Growing babies is easier

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Every hole in woman's underwear has a story, otherwise the underwear would be thrown away. Holes in man's underwear has a macho or nerd story. Never be thrown away, waiting to disintegrate.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

How can you have a full beard but not have hair

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Depends on your gender…

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Good grief give the man a break; he's trying to make a funny

by Anonymous 8 months ago

I am having trouble with this.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

what part?

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Depends on the hole

by Anonymous 8 months ago

The first is iffy, having no holes still hides that beautiful vagina. So it's a one final tease before letting it out. It can be sexy removing the panties with your teeth to then see it.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Why do I feel like your username doesn't check out

by Anonymous 8 months ago

I don't think any of my exes are dead. I think….

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Well… you know… there generally are more holes in womens' underwear….

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Biologically, it makes sense. The majority would say female holes are more sexual than male holes...

by Anonymous 8 months ago

If there's a hole there's a way

by Anonymous 8 months ago

My other half's kecks look like cafe curtains; it might not be sexy, but at my age I'll settle for endearing.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Some good rips can be in the right place.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Ah the tiny bear print panties she loves so much

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Mmm nah I think all holes that weren't there to begin with are kinda gross lol

by Anonymous 8 months ago

I had to read that 4 times to figure it out lol.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

No I like it when there's holes in men's underwear for their dicks to peep out.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Looks like I need a fashion consultant for my holey undies!

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Not if they're moth holes 🤣

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Nah sis I look hot af with holes 💅

by Anonymous 8 months ago