There is a chance that someone out there has genetically identical children born in different years. amirite?

There's a difference between nonzero and effectively zero. But entertaining nonetheless.

I mean It's such an insignificantly small chance that you'd be better off waiting for a billion dollars to fall through your roof

The odds of an egg being stired long enough to become a pristine egg again are about the same though

Wow, the wonders of genetics never cease to amaze me!