When people tell you the early bird catches the worm, amirite?

The second mouse gets the cheese

by Anonymous 10 months ago

The late worm survives

by Anonymous 10 months ago

No, it doesn't. Birds are awake during the day.

by Anonymous 10 months ago

Sleep all day, stay alive, got it.

by Anonymous 10 months ago

Just Uber eats the worm

by Anonymous 10 months ago

They also forget to tell you that the not so early, late, and all the other birds all get worms. Turns outs there's a near unlimited supply of worms. Anyway, go ahead, set your alarm for 5am and go get your worm.

by Anonymous 10 months ago

Not to mention that the early worm gets to be breakfast

by Anonymous 10 months ago

The early worm already went back into the dirt to keep its skin from drying out in the sun. Only the late worm is available to be eaten.

by Anonymous 10 months ago

Then the early bird should go hungry

by Anonymous 10 months ago

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten.

by Anonymous 10 months ago

The early bird catches the worm. The worm is a tape worm. The bird dies.

by Anonymous 10 months ago

I read this in a Dwight Schrute voice.

by Anonymous 10 months ago

> I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. —Franklin D. Roosevelt

by Anonymous 10 months ago

Yeah, but "Early" doesn't necessarily mean "Morning" The Owls who start to hunt early at night have the advantage over the Owls who dawdle I feel like the metaphor holds true

by Anonymous 10 months ago

When people tell you the early bird catches the worm, I'm paying attention to any delay or slurring of speech as well as other possible stroke symptoms.

by Anonymous 10 months ago

The early worm gets eaten

by Anonymous 10 months ago

Haha, I can totally hear Dwight's voice too! He'd have charts and all.

by Anonymous 10 months ago

Having an opportunity to respond to that would be the one time it's completely appropriate and logical to ask "what if I am a worm?"

by Anonymous 10 months ago

Joke that I remember from a Bazooka Joe comic: "Joe, the early bird catches the worm". Bazooka Joe: Oh wow, what a treat!

by Anonymous 10 months ago

The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

by Anonymous 10 months ago

.....the worm that sleeps in doesn't get caught!

by Anonymous 10 months ago