When people tell you the early bird catches the worm, amirite?

The second mouse gets the cheese

by Anonymous 1 year ago

The late worm survives

by Anonymous 1 year ago

No, it doesn't. Birds are awake during the day.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Sleep all day, stay alive, got it.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Just Uber eats the worm

by Anonymous 1 year ago

They also forget to tell you that the not so early, late, and all the other birds all get worms. Turns outs there's a near unlimited supply of worms. Anyway, go ahead, set your alarm for 5am and go get your worm.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Not to mention that the early worm gets to be breakfast

by Anonymous 1 year ago

The early worm already went back into the dirt to keep its skin from drying out in the sun. Only the late worm is available to be eaten.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Then the early bird should go hungry

by Anonymous 1 year ago

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

The early bird catches the worm. The worm is a tape worm. The bird dies.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I read this in a Dwight Schrute voice.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

> I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. —Franklin D. Roosevelt

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Yeah, but "Early" doesn't necessarily mean "Morning" The Owls who start to hunt early at night have the advantage over the Owls who dawdle I feel like the metaphor holds true

by Anonymous 1 year ago

When people tell you the early bird catches the worm, I'm paying attention to any delay or slurring of speech as well as other possible stroke symptoms.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

The early worm gets eaten

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Haha, I can totally hear Dwight's voice too! He'd have charts and all.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Having an opportunity to respond to that would be the one time it's completely appropriate and logical to ask "what if I am a worm?"

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Joke that I remember from a Bazooka Joe comic: "Joe, the early bird catches the worm". Bazooka Joe: Oh wow, what a treat!

by Anonymous 1 year ago

The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

.....the worm that sleeps in doesn't get caught!

by Anonymous 1 year ago