+166 When people tell you the early bird catches the worm, amirite?

by Anonymous 5 months ago

The second mouse gets the cheese

by Anonymous 5 months ago

The late worm survives

by Anonymous 5 months ago

No, it doesn't. Birds are awake during the day.

by Anonymous 5 months ago

Sleep all day, stay alive, got it.

by Anonymous 5 months ago

Just Uber eats the worm

by Anonymous 5 months ago

They also forget to tell you that the not so early, late, and all the other birds all get worms. Turns outs there's a near unlimited supply of worms. Anyway, go ahead, set your alarm for 5am and go get your worm.

by Anonymous 5 months ago

Not to mention that the early worm gets to be breakfast

by Anonymous 5 months ago

The early worm already went back into the dirt to keep its skin from drying out in the sun. Only the late worm is available to be eaten.

by Anonymous 5 months ago

Then the early bird should go hungry

by Anonymous 5 months ago

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten.

by Anonymous 5 months ago

The early bird catches the worm. The worm is a tape worm. The bird dies.

by Anonymous 5 months ago

I read this in a Dwight Schrute voice.

by Anonymous 5 months ago

> I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. —Franklin D. Roosevelt

by Anonymous 5 months ago

Yeah, but "Early" doesn't necessarily mean "Morning" The Owls who start to hunt early at night have the advantage over the Owls who dawdle I feel like the metaphor holds true

by Anonymous 5 months ago

When people tell you the early bird catches the worm, I'm paying attention to any delay or slurring of speech as well as other possible stroke symptoms.

by Anonymous 5 months ago

The early worm gets eaten

by Anonymous 5 months ago

Haha, I can totally hear Dwight's voice too! He'd have charts and all.

by Anonymous 5 months ago

Having an opportunity to respond to that would be the one time it's completely appropriate and logical to ask "what if I am a worm?"

by Anonymous 5 months ago

Joke that I remember from a Bazooka Joe comic: "Joe, the early bird catches the worm". Bazooka Joe: Oh wow, what a treat!

by Anonymous 5 months ago

The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

by Anonymous 5 months ago

.....the worm that sleeps in doesn't get caught!

by Anonymous 5 months ago