+164 The only difference between human beauty contests and dog shows is how close up the competitor's teeth are examined, amirite?

by Anonymous 9 months ago

Human beauty contestants aren't led through their routine on a lead by a human handler.

by Anonymous 10 months ago

Sure they are. The lead is disguised as forced swimsuit sections or having to undergo sexual assault by the organisers in order to get a chance at winning, but the lead is still there.

by Anonymous 10 months ago

Dogs have swimsuit competition? Lol it's not the only difference

by Anonymous 10 months ago

so i've been waxing the dog down there for no reason?!?

by Anonymous 10 months ago

Not a lotta question and answer periods in canine shows.

by Anonymous 10 months ago