+164 The only difference between human beauty contests and dog shows is how close up the competitor's teeth are examined, amirite?

by Anonymous 7 months ago

Human beauty contestants aren't led through their routine on a lead by a human handler.

by Anonymous 7 months ago

Sure they are. The lead is disguised as forced swimsuit sections or having to undergo sexual assault by the organisers in order to get a chance at winning, but the lead is still there.

by Anonymous 7 months ago

Dogs have swimsuit competition? Lol it's not the only difference

by Anonymous 7 months ago

so i've been waxing the dog down there for no reason?!?

by Anonymous 7 months ago

Not a lotta question and answer periods in canine shows.

by Anonymous 7 months ago