Bidets have a secret benefit: they make spicy food less daunting. amirite?

Am i the only one who has never experienced butt pain from spicy food? Literally never been a concern of mine.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I'm a big Hot Ones fan and did an at home version of it with several friends. We're talking Da Bomb, Last Dab, and the rest. Fully expected to be "destroyed" and absolutely nothing happened. It was as hot as advertised but the after effects were non existent.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

right? same thing with the taco bell trope. i've never had any stomach issues after eating at taco bell.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

No! I eat super spicy and never felt anything

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Same. I've eaten plenty of spicy Indian and Thai foods and never once has my butthole burned.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Same here as well. I eat super spicy food (Ghost pepper and up) all the time and never had an issue on the way out.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Wait until you reach 40 years old dude, let me know how you handle then...

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I dare say you need to up the ante, my friend!

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Same here.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I'm afraid to tell you how I know this to be true.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Is it because you keep spooning Tindaloo in your open anus?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I've eaten ghost peppers, jalapeños by the truckload,habanero salsa, death sauce and had scorpion sauce in my eggs just this morning. I've never had a problem later…not once.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Doesn't water famously make spicy food worse? Better get a bidet that dispenses milk

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Like a nice cooling spritz on a hot summer day

by Anonymous 1 year ago

It's not hot unless it burns twice.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Need a full fat milk bidet really

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Lovvvve my $30 amazon bidet…

by Anonymous 1 year ago

OP has never used a good squirter, coz you see....the water is heated so it's not a lightning shot to your soul. Have you ever drank warm water when eating spicy food?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

It's like eating spicy food and buttsex after

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Butt pain or not, bidets still give you the spicy food insurance policy! 🌶️🚽

by Anonymous 1 year ago

They don't take away the burn though, your ass will still be on fire.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Someone should invent a milk bidet for this purpose.

by Anonymous 1 year ago