+184 Vampires are really wasteful considering they drink from a human a few sips and leave them to die, amirite?

by Anonymous 6 months ago

Depends on the specific canon but usually you don't die from a vampire bite. Maybe a little blood loss and some wooziness, but that's it. In fact, in many canons, vampire societies have a rule against feeding so much that the victim dies.

by Anonymous 6 months ago

Yeah, OP really is encouraging ignorance; it's a shame.

by Anonymous 6 months ago

Won't someone think of the vampires!?

by Anonymous 6 months ago

We're not all like that

by Anonymous 6 months ago

You wrap them in tin foil and leave them in the fridge to throw away in 5 days?

by Anonymous 6 months ago

Well, we keep them in a cage in the basement. Only annoying thing is, and I've asked everyone in the house to do this, someone isn't marking their leftovers. It's very simple - use a Sharpie to write the day you brought them in on their neck, that way we don't have to worry about them going off.

by Anonymous 6 months ago

Some of us own sausage factories

by Anonymous 6 months ago

Ever eat a whole cow?

by Anonymous 6 months ago

No, but someone else is eating the rest of it. I just eat my small part

by Anonymous 6 months ago

Vampire is leaving the rest to his buddy, maggots.

by Anonymous 6 months ago

And do you eat any of the cow?

by Anonymous 6 months ago

There was this one time...

by Anonymous 6 months ago

Literally buy 2 sides off beef and put it in a giant freezer every year. So yes.

by Anonymous 6 months ago

You ever eat a sausage?

by Anonymous 6 months ago

You ever eat a fish stick?

by Anonymous 6 months ago

Countless diff vampires though

by Anonymous 6 months ago

Everybody knowns only the Anne Rice ones and Dracula are the real ones.

by Anonymous 6 months ago

That's why I always bring a Capri Sun to vampire parties, so I can distribute the remaining blood for later use!

by Anonymous 6 months ago

It's kind of the most efficient method of reproduction ever

by Anonymous 6 months ago

Also most useless since vampire hardly die, there is almost no reason to reproduce

by Anonymous 6 months ago

Yeah but they're biodegradable and make great fertilizer.

by Anonymous 6 months ago

They don't die. They turn into vampires, no??

by Anonymous 6 months ago

Only if we give them our blood in return.

by Anonymous 6 months ago

How did you do that before transfusions were medically possible? Or did you just instinctively figure out a way?

by Anonymous 6 months ago

Transfusions? What are transfusions? You just cut yourself a little, and make them drink your blood after you drain most of theirs.

by Anonymous 6 months ago

>Only if we give them our blood in return. WE??? Are you a vampire?

by Anonymous 6 months ago

… perhaps we could step inside and talk things out. Won't you invite me in?

by Anonymous 6 months ago

Depends on what vampires, though. Some have venom, and you turn into one by being bitten.

by Anonymous 6 months ago

In some of the oldest canon this is true.

by Anonymous 6 months ago

Some vampires drink humans dry

by Anonymous 6 months ago

You mean they...suck them dry?

by Anonymous 6 months ago

Not really, some would keep them as cattle right

by Anonymous 6 months ago

Lots of humans are trash anyways.

by Anonymous 6 months ago

Well there's enough to make sausage or something.

by Anonymous 6 months ago

That's not how they do at all.

by Anonymous 6 months ago

If they only take a few sips, why would you die?

by Anonymous 6 months ago

Maybe they start tasting watered down at the end. Can't lie, I've left a few half drank cocktails at bars lmao

by Anonymous 6 months ago

'Watered down' by what exactly?

by Anonymous 6 months ago

Which version are you talking about? Most I've seen suck then dry unless they plan to turn them

by Anonymous 6 months ago

I mean, six pints is a lot to get through.

by Anonymous 6 months ago

I always wondered who gets turned into a vampire themselves. Like, if you're just fed on I assume you don't become a vampire.

by Anonymous 6 months ago

A few sips aren't enough to kill the human, they only become dazed.

by Anonymous 6 months ago

Why do you think they leave them to die

by Anonymous 6 months ago

Tbf relying on humans as cattle in any way is a huge strain on the environment, if you think cows are inefficient converters of feed and water, humans are way worse. Perhaps going for "virgins" or young individuals in general is just a trend to reduce their carbon footprint.

by Anonymous 6 months ago

Who tf is damaging their refillable juice box that badly that they die? That's just irresponsible. It's unlikely that they're competent enough to hide from their sire. They have to be an accident which is just sloppy all around.

by Anonymous 6 months ago

Spoiler about the Platform movie: >!I loved the idea that one person would tie another person up and eat him little by little, so that he stays alive and doesn't rot. Perfect way to keep your meat in eatable condition! !<

by Anonymous 6 months ago

We don't waste them. It's better cold the next morning anyway.

by Anonymous 6 months ago

If a human dies from a vampire attack it's likely they didn't only have a few sips.

by Anonymous 6 months ago

hold up. How would you know this?...

by Anonymous 6 months ago

Gizmo! One of the humans escaped the cellar again!

by Anonymous 6 months ago

Exsanguination? A few sips? What?

by Anonymous 6 months ago

As a Romanian, I usually keep mine captive and drink about half a liter from them every 2 months. All you need is to feed them liver and red bell peppers for iron. And you can alter their diet however you like to change the taste. If you've got a sweet tooth, best capture a diabetic. The forbidden Nutella, we call them.

by Anonymous 6 months ago

Yeah those humans farms in blade or underworld or whatever are way more cost effective.

by Anonymous 6 months ago

You want the victim to look like your empty caprisun pouches don't ya

by Anonymous 6 months ago

With a tiny yellow straw sticking out of the jugular

by Anonymous 6 months ago

Sometimes they return to finish up.

by Anonymous 6 months ago

I saw a movie and I cant remember the name but basically everyone was a vampire and they where running out of people so they farmed people matrix style by medically inducing them then farming their blood little by little so they wouldnt die

by Anonymous 6 months ago

I feel like after you've satisfied your hunger you don't want to over eat, but you also don't want a witness, so you eat what you want and then throw away the rest.

by Anonymous 6 months ago

A lot of vampires turn them into thralls or servants so that they can keep using them. It's better not to kill them so they keep producing their blood. It's actually fairly efficient.

by Anonymous 6 months ago

Finish your humans! There are starving vampires in Africa!

by Anonymous 6 months ago

It really depends on the lore of your vampires, in some lore exsanguination causes them to become a vampire/thrall.

by Anonymous 6 months ago

What kind of vampires we talking? The Dracula kind or the bat type? Former afaik does suck the body dry. The latter don't kill you. Assuming they don't have rabies or something.

by Anonymous 6 months ago

Thats probably the reason they went extinct.

by Anonymous 6 months ago

What's the basis of your lore? Some vampires use them as thralls. Walking bloodbags that are also servents

by Anonymous 6 months ago

They take only a few sips so that the victim DOESN'T die, that's the whole point.

by Anonymous 6 months ago

That's why pervert vampires are better because they only drink from menstrual pads and tampons of adolescent girls. A fresh, sustainable source of blood.

by Anonymous 6 months ago