thousand island dressing is terrible, amirite?

It is only acceptable on a Reuben sandwich.

by Anonymous 9 months ago

This!!!!

by Anonymous 9 months ago

Try mustard instead and you'll never go back.

by Anonymous 9 months ago

I've only had spicy mustard on mine. Couldn't imagine thousand island being better.

by Anonymous 9 months ago

Yeah definitely mustard on mine.

by Anonymous 9 months ago

Thousand Island > Ranch YOU are terrible.

by Anonymous 9 months ago

thousand island over RANCH? i won't accept this.

by Anonymous 9 months ago

He's right… it has some amazing qualities. Happy to let many food items just swim in Thousand.

by Anonymous 9 months ago

>Happy to let many food items just swim in Thousand. Like a Big Mac back when they made them right.

by Anonymous 9 months ago

well, it's never been in thousand, but the sauce is a close cousin and another favorite. i still will, a couple times a year, have my favorite big mac variant of extra sauce, cheese and onions with light or no lettuce and no pickles. always get two. horribly addictive but i've kept myself under control on my limits.

by Anonymous 9 months ago

Ranch is the og

by Anonymous 9 months ago

Whenever I hear "ranch dressing," I think of an old commercial for Chili's restaurants. The narrator talks about taking his family out to eat, and his wife had a salad " with ranch dressing." Cut to scene showing lady eating a salad; she's dressed in cowgirl gear.

by Anonymous 9 months ago

Someone hurt them!

by Anonymous 9 months ago

I like Thousand Islands dressing on my burgers. It tastes great.

by Anonymous 9 months ago

I've only tasted one island, and I dont know if a thousand gets any better

by Anonymous 9 months ago

i'm stealing this joke

by Anonymous 9 months ago

It might be a regional thing. I grew up on Thousand Island dressing on all kinds of things. Not only did we use it on salads, but my mom would grate sharp cheddar cheese and mix Thousand Island Dressing into it and spread it on sour dough bread and toast it in the oven on a cookie sheet.

by Anonymous 9 months ago

It tastes like how the color looks . I don't know how to explain it

by Anonymous 9 months ago

Makes a great fry dip, among many other great uses.

by Anonymous 9 months ago

You just need to try the dressing from the other 999 islands to make sure there's a variation that you like.

by Anonymous 9 months ago

I use it as a marinade for my London broil steaks. I don't think I've EVER seen it actually used as a salad dressing, but it's bomb af on a reuben.

by Anonymous 9 months ago

It's literally the only thing that makes a salad tolerable. What is not to like about ketchup, mayo and some relish all mixed into a gloppy and glorious sauce? ![gif](giphy|pba7QORbMGI33xOgQQ|downsized)

by Anonymous 9 months ago

it's not good. i don't know what it is about it, but it's just terrible. there so many superior dressings to drench your salad in, and if you're eating a good salad: you'll barely need any dressing!

by Anonymous 9 months ago

What are you? Communist?

by Anonymous 9 months ago

It's good on burgers.

by Anonymous 9 months ago

it's just not though

by Anonymous 9 months ago

Yumm yumm yummmmm 🍔

by Anonymous 9 months ago

Omg yes! It's exactly like vomit

by Anonymous 9 months ago

It's super vile

by Anonymous 9 months ago

i stand with you

by Anonymous 9 months ago

Huh. I don't mind it. A bit too strong for salads, ironically, but I like it with certain meat combos. Ranch, on the other hand...

by Anonymous 9 months ago

what's the hate on ranch? it's perfectly creamy, little tangy, tastes good on basically anything

by Anonymous 9 months ago

I love you

by Anonymous 9 months ago

Mac sauce enters the chat.

by Anonymous 9 months ago

see now because a big mac could EASILYY be elevated if they just chose a different sauce! imagine a big mac with chipotle ranch or aioli 🙃

by Anonymous 9 months ago

Maries creamy garlic dressing is where it's at

by Anonymous 9 months ago

Thousand island is the pinnacle of salad dressing. Red Russian is close and Caesar is a close third.

by Anonymous 9 months ago

Only on my animal style fries please.

by Anonymous 9 months ago

you are not wrong in terms of it as a salad dressing, but it makes a great sauce on a burger if made properly. The trick is you don't need that much, so it's not overwhelming.

by Anonymous 9 months ago

No, it sucks

by Anonymous 9 months ago

i went through a period where i used thousand island dressing as a sauce. So like instead of tomato sauce i used thousand island dressing

by Anonymous 9 months ago

sickening.

by Anonymous 9 months ago

It's perfect with deli Turkey

by Anonymous 9 months ago

What else do you dip your prawns into?

by Anonymous 9 months ago

Dorothy Lynch, plz.

by Anonymous 9 months ago

i'm too young to understand this reference. sorry.

by Anonymous 9 months ago

Dorothy Lynch is a Midwestern salad dressing that is much better.

by Anonymous 9 months ago

Essential for a Reuben

by Anonymous 9 months ago