thousand island dressing is terrible, amirite?

It is only acceptable on a Reuben sandwich.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

This!!!!

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Try mustard instead and you'll never go back.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I've only had spicy mustard on mine. Couldn't imagine thousand island being better.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Yeah definitely mustard on mine.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Thousand Island > Ranch YOU are terrible.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

thousand island over RANCH? i won't accept this.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

He's right… it has some amazing qualities. Happy to let many food items just swim in Thousand.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

>Happy to let many food items just swim in Thousand. Like a Big Mac back when they made them right.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

well, it's never been in thousand, but the sauce is a close cousin and another favorite. i still will, a couple times a year, have my favorite big mac variant of extra sauce, cheese and onions with light or no lettuce and no pickles. always get two. horribly addictive but i've kept myself under control on my limits.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Ranch is the og

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Whenever I hear "ranch dressing," I think of an old commercial for Chili's restaurants. The narrator talks about taking his family out to eat, and his wife had a salad " with ranch dressing." Cut to scene showing lady eating a salad; she's dressed in cowgirl gear.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Someone hurt them!

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I like Thousand Islands dressing on my burgers. It tastes great.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I've only tasted one island, and I dont know if a thousand gets any better

by Anonymous 1 year ago

i'm stealing this joke

by Anonymous 1 year ago

It might be a regional thing. I grew up on Thousand Island dressing on all kinds of things. Not only did we use it on salads, but my mom would grate sharp cheddar cheese and mix Thousand Island Dressing into it and spread it on sour dough bread and toast it in the oven on a cookie sheet.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

It tastes like how the color looks . I don't know how to explain it

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Makes a great fry dip, among many other great uses.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

You just need to try the dressing from the other 999 islands to make sure there's a variation that you like.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I use it as a marinade for my London broil steaks. I don't think I've EVER seen it actually used as a salad dressing, but it's bomb af on a reuben.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

It's literally the only thing that makes a salad tolerable. What is not to like about ketchup, mayo and some relish all mixed into a gloppy and glorious sauce? ![gif](giphy|pba7QORbMGI33xOgQQ|downsized)

by Anonymous 1 year ago

it's not good. i don't know what it is about it, but it's just terrible. there so many superior dressings to drench your salad in, and if you're eating a good salad: you'll barely need any dressing!

by Anonymous 1 year ago

What are you? Communist?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

It's good on burgers.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

it's just not though

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Yumm yumm yummmmm 🍔

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Omg yes! It's exactly like vomit

by Anonymous 1 year ago

It's super vile

by Anonymous 1 year ago

i stand with you

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Huh. I don't mind it. A bit too strong for salads, ironically, but I like it with certain meat combos. Ranch, on the other hand...

by Anonymous 1 year ago

what's the hate on ranch? it's perfectly creamy, little tangy, tastes good on basically anything

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I love you

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Mac sauce enters the chat.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

see now because a big mac could EASILYY be elevated if they just chose a different sauce! imagine a big mac with chipotle ranch or aioli 🙃

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Maries creamy garlic dressing is where it's at

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Thousand island is the pinnacle of salad dressing. Red Russian is close and Caesar is a close third.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Only on my animal style fries please.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

you are not wrong in terms of it as a salad dressing, but it makes a great sauce on a burger if made properly. The trick is you don't need that much, so it's not overwhelming.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

No, it sucks

by Anonymous 1 year ago

i went through a period where i used thousand island dressing as a sauce. So like instead of tomato sauce i used thousand island dressing

by Anonymous 1 year ago

sickening.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

It's perfect with deli Turkey

by Anonymous 1 year ago

What else do you dip your prawns into?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Dorothy Lynch, plz.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

i'm too young to understand this reference. sorry.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Dorothy Lynch is a Midwestern salad dressing that is much better.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Essential for a Reuben

by Anonymous 1 year ago