When you fart, you lose buoyancy, amirite?

It's a fair trade off for propulsion.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I don't usually jog naked.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Works clothed, and in water

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Just not in space.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Or not even that. Just collect all gas generated in the bathroom of the space station. Compress that and vent it. Boom save on expensive fuel for 1 thrust every 3 to twelve months, depending on crew size. Eventually the savings add up

by Anonymous 1 year ago

well on the times that you do, enjoy the slight speed boost

by Anonymous 1 year ago

>usually

by Anonymous 1 year ago

What are you, a manatee?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

But you gain propulsion.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

So what you are saying is probably at least one person drown because they farted, and at least one persons life was saved by holding a fart in?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

You lose more by simply breathing out

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Unless you compress it enough

by Anonymous 1 year ago

So this is why I feel like I am constantly sinking. I just need to store my farts and my depression will be cured?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I don't know man some farts seem to be heavier than air they could be weighing you down.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

That scene in Willy Wonka where they burp themselves away from the ceiling 👌🏼

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Anyone remember the South Park episode where all the worlds problems were caused by people holding their farts in?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

To quote Saitama. "...A fart came out."

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I tend to clench my butthole so tight that the gas turns into a liquid. Yes, that's right. Liquid fart.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Everything floats down here. 🎈

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Isn't methane heavier than air?

by Anonymous 1 year ago