+170 Having a toothpick in your mouth makes you look cooler, unless you're actually using it as a toothpick. amirite?

by Anonymous 6 months ago

Having a toothpick in your mouth makes you look like someone who's watched too many movies and thinks they are cool.

by Anonymous 6 months ago

Truckers dip them in meth for that extra cool factor. Nobody's cooler than truckers.

by Anonymous 6 months ago

is that

by Anonymous 6 months ago

For me, seeing someone with a toothpick in their mouth is a bit similar to seeing someone chewing on their nails. I just want to look away.

by Anonymous 6 months ago

*Jackie Daytona enters*

by Anonymous 6 months ago

Just a normal, everyday, human bartender.

by Anonymous 6 months ago

I think itd make me look like a Regular Human Bartender.

by Anonymous 6 months ago

Razor Ramon, is that you?

by Anonymous 6 months ago

Beat me.

by Anonymous 6 months ago

Alright should I beat your face or?

by Anonymous 6 months ago

It does not make you look cooler

by Anonymous 6 months ago

it does

by Anonymous 6 months ago

Oh no it doesn't.

by Anonymous 6 months ago

It makes you look like you're trying to be cool, which in a way makes you seem cool for doing it. But as Melville Herman said, to do anything coolly is to do it genteelly.

by Anonymous 6 months ago

Does it really? It just makes you look like you have an oral fixation.

by Anonymous 6 months ago

I like sucking on tits is that an oral fixation

by Anonymous 6 months ago

Id say that's a fetish instead. Good for you though and good for your partners lol

by Anonymous 6 months ago

Makes you look like a redneck.

by Anonymous 6 months ago

some rednecks are cool some arent

by Anonymous 6 months ago

I totally agree, wielding a toothpick adds a touch of mystery and intrigue!

by Anonymous 6 months ago

A friend of mine *always* has a toothpick in his mouth. He actually uses it constantly, poking it around when he's idle. He's in his 60s and says he never flosses, but has great teeth!

by Anonymous 6 months ago

I can't figure out why.

by Anonymous 6 months ago

Until you accidentally swallow it

by Anonymous 6 months ago

A toothpick in your mouth makes you look like a cow

by Anonymous 6 months ago

You just get done watching that Family Guy episode about tooth pick man?

by Anonymous 6 months ago

Or bump into something and skewer your tongue (experience with a kebab stick)

by Anonymous 6 months ago

Well, you can't wish broccoli out of your teeth lol

by Anonymous 6 months ago

Makes you look like you're part of the cattle cartel

by Anonymous 6 months ago

I'm gonna be real with you most people don't think a toothpick in your mouth is cool they think it's gross and cringe.

by Anonymous 6 months ago

There was a restaurant from when I was younger that had some menthol flavored toothpicks, I always took 2 extra to suck/chew on on my way home.

by Anonymous 6 months ago