Your alarm is your theme song because it is the start of every episode. amirite?

Well that is depressing as I don't use a alarm.

by Anonymous 9 months ago

Cold open. The best way to start each episode.

by Anonymous 9 months ago

So what time do you wake up everyday?

by Anonymous 9 months ago

I wake up at 4am and feed the cats so my wife can sleep ;)

by Anonymous 9 months ago

That's a bit inconceivableish

by Anonymous 9 months ago

I know right

by Anonymous 9 months ago

The best shoes need no intro

by Anonymous 9 months ago

What about Yeezy's?

by Anonymous 9 months ago

I meant shows lol

by Anonymous 9 months ago

Oh. But the Yeezys?

by Anonymous 9 months ago

The tap dancing is only when to much alcohol is involved.

by Anonymous 9 months ago

I need to pick a better one then.

by Anonymous 9 months ago

It's bold of you to assume my alarm wakes me up.

by Anonymous 9 months ago

Nah the first segment of your episode is just you sleeping. It's pretty interesting to watch actually, keep up the good work :)

by Anonymous 9 months ago

My alarm is my playlist on shuffle. I have whatever theme song fits the day.

by Anonymous 9 months ago

Man, these are some long, boring-ass episodes.

by Anonymous 9 months ago

for real i feel sorry for the people watching me unhook a cpap mask and drag ass into work every day

by Anonymous 9 months ago

"You've gotta, make your own kind of music! Sing, your own special song! Make, your own kind of music!" "Even if nobody else sings along!!"

by Anonymous 9 months ago

4 8 15 16 23 42. Enter.

by Anonymous 9 months ago

I'm lost, what does this mean?

by Anonymous 9 months ago

Exactly.

by Anonymous 9 months ago

My alarm is the Wii Shop theme. I dunno what having that as a theme song says about me…

by Anonymous 9 months ago

Walking up To Vegeta Final Flash does start me off decent

by Anonymous 9 months ago

Mine is Starboy by the Weeknd. I don't mind that as a theme song.

by Anonymous 9 months ago

But how is that supposed to wake you up? Do you just blast it on full volume?

by Anonymous 9 months ago

Mine's called Morning Wood

by Anonymous 9 months ago

What series has every episode start with the characters waking up?

by Anonymous 9 months ago

Not when you wake up but you can think of your alarm sound as your theme song

by Anonymous 9 months ago

When else does the alarm sound?

by Anonymous 9 months ago

My theme song is "Diamonds in the water" by Enya.

by Anonymous 9 months ago

Well, mine is just a violently vibrating phone so. Ueah

by Anonymous 9 months ago

& my friends and peers are my laugh track as I'm constantly getting laughed at

by Anonymous 9 months ago

My theme song is the COD BO2 zombies piano theme

by Anonymous 9 months ago

My cold open is just the Eff Word. Every episode.

by Anonymous 9 months ago

Jokes on you, I don't watch movies.

by Anonymous 9 months ago

Get Up, Get Up (You Sleepy Head) by LaVern Baker. Great theme song!

by Anonymous 9 months ago

Beepeebeepeebeepeeb… Beepeebeepeebeepeeb… Beepeebeepeebeepeeb… Beepeebeepeebeepeeb

by Anonymous 9 months ago

My alarm is Midnight Fantasy by Victoria Beckham.

by Anonymous 9 months ago

Lol.. my alarm is the song " closer"

by Anonymous 9 months ago

I briefly used Lebanon blonde for my theme song, I ruined it forever.

by Anonymous 9 months ago

That's what you think… I wake up before my alarm…

by Anonymous 9 months ago

Bold of you to assume I don't wake up countless times throughout the night, all of which coming to pass long before my alarm can even ring.

by Anonymous 9 months ago

Jokes on you! I don't have a alarm

by Anonymous 9 months ago

*national anthem starts playing* "get up cocksuckers it's all over…"

by Anonymous 9 months ago

Every time you sleep through the alarm, your show has a surprise cold open.

by Anonymous 9 months ago

I have meatloaf Bat out of hell as my alarm tone 😀

by Anonymous 9 months ago

I hace two one is an old lady yelling and making ruck sound the other is the afolf hitler vs darth vader rap battle. I basicily wake up to adolf hitler yelling hes Adolf Hitler Commander of the third Reich

by Anonymous 9 months ago

Time to change alarm

by Anonymous 9 months ago

So the day we pull an all nighter it is a special episode

by Anonymous 9 months ago

Mines this defaults sci-if one on apple. It sounds more like xfiles style though.

by Anonymous 9 months ago

If I had a penny for every time this made its way into my feed I'd be rich

by Anonymous 9 months ago

Mass effect reaper scream. I awake to a loud mechanical BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA everyday

by Anonymous 9 months ago

It's really not, it's just the best one out of the few bad iPhone alarms.

by Anonymous 9 months ago

Mayor of Kingstown would be a depressing world to live in, but if you say it, then I\'ll oblige.

by Anonymous 9 months ago

Nice. The sound of a ww1 power hammer, forging out a viking sword reconstruction. No better theme song available

by Anonymous 9 months ago

Every épisode starts with at least 20min of me fighting the urge to fall back asleep

by Anonymous 9 months ago

But don't worry, the theme song still plays in your head! 😄🎵

by Anonymous 9 months ago

Overtaken lol. I‘m fine with it

by Anonymous 9 months ago