+144 They want us to spend two minutes twice a day brushing our teeth... that's like a day and a half out of every year, amirite?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Brush your teeth while staring at your phone because you do that anyways and for much longer.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Get an electric toothbrush. Also go to the dentist. You want your teeth? Take care of them.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

It's not "they", it's "we". We want you to brush your teeth.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

the royal "we"?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Okay, don't brush your teeth, see how that works out for you.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Well they don't actually care, it's your teeth. That's just what's shown to work. There isn't a secret shadow organization plotting your teeth hygiene. If that's too much if your precious time then don't. Enjoy your dentures when your 40.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

4 minutes × 365 = 1460 minutes 1460 / 60 = 24.333 hours Math does not check out.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Sounds like the math does check out?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

A day and a half is 36 hours.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I assume they meant waking days. If you brush your teeth all day, sleep 8 hours, then brush your teeth for half of the next day, you'd have brushed your teeth for 24 hours.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Yeah, that is what I meant

by Anonymous 1 year ago

"They" recommend it, you can do whatever you want.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

lol that's how I feel about car insurance when it comes to my paycheck.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

You only have to brush the ones you want to keep.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Time well spent. Like most of the stuff we need to do in the bathroom. Don't complain. Enjoy.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

OP must have the worst breath everrr coming on here bitching about brushing. 🤮🤮

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Cheaper than working months out of the year to pay for dental work.

by Anonymous 1 year ago