Wedding speeches are out of control, amirite?

That sounds exhausting

by Anonymous 9 months ago

It was bad

by Anonymous 9 months ago

WEDDINGS are out of control.

by Anonymous 9 months ago

It's like an arms race.

by Anonymous 9 months ago

This ain't a scene...

by Anonymous 9 months ago

ITS A GAH DE ARH BEH

by Anonymous 9 months ago

>ITS A GAH DE ARH BEH I don't get it. Can someone explain?

by Anonymous 9 months ago

There's a fallout boy song called "This Ain't a Scene, It's an Arms Race" and I guess this person is making fun of the singers enunciation?? Unless I'm missing it too.

by Anonymous 9 months ago

Thank you.

by Anonymous 9 months ago

It's an exercise in vanity and materialism. I half-jokingly beg my friends to exclude me from their weddings.

by Anonymous 9 months ago

No longer celebrations of a couple joining their lives in marriage. Coronations. And just as expensive.

by Anonymous 9 months ago

Unless these people are preparing the bride or groom for their launch as a candidate for public office, there should just be two speeches maximum: bride & groom. Any more than that and the wedding just becomes performance theatre for other people.

by Anonymous 9 months ago

I know this feeling. It feels like someone is stealing your time.

by Anonymous 9 months ago

Went to a wedding where they planned it out so a bunch of people would do the speeches before giving anyone food. It was terrible. We were all sitting there until 8pm before we got any food.

by Anonymous 9 months ago

Oh, that's the worst.

by Anonymous 9 months ago

How many weddings do you go to notice trends? Im 48 and havent been to more than one wedding😳

by Anonymous 9 months ago

Formal weddings are dumb and a waste of money. Just go to the courthouse

by Anonymous 9 months ago

No speeches at our wedding, other than a few words by the best man when he proposed the opening toast at the reception. My kind of celebration!

by Anonymous 9 months ago

SIXTEEN?! oh my god i would pass away

by Anonymous 9 months ago

I was at a wedding and the best man did a speech where he started it by saying welcome to the roast of Dina and Mike

by Anonymous 9 months ago

Having a wedding sounds exhausting and embarassing. I'm glad I'm eloping.

by Anonymous 9 months ago

My best friend's wedding, it was just me (the MOH) & the best man doing speeches. I kept mine short & sweet…. Which was literally a 5-6 sentence paragraph lol Not miles long like some members in the party do it

by Anonymous 9 months ago

How many weddings are you going to?

by Anonymous 9 months ago