Maybe UFOs just have a pixelated coating, amirite?

RIP Mitch Hedberg "Bigfoot is actually blurry. He's a giant, out of focus monster roaming the countryside."

by Anonymous 9 months ago

"I think Bigfoot *is* blurry. That's the problem. It's not the photographers fault. Bigfoot is blurry. And that's extra scary to me because there's a large, out of focus monster, roaming the countryside."

by Anonymous 9 months ago

\- Mitch Hedburg

by Anonymous 9 months ago

Maybe that's where digital camo came from. 🤯

by Anonymous 9 months ago

B.F.O. Blurred flying objects

by Anonymous 9 months ago

We have identified that it is blurry

by Anonymous 9 months ago

making 4k smartphone cams, looking like vintage pinhole cams again :D

by Anonymous 9 months ago

Samsung GALAXY S10, and one of the notification sounds is ALIEN?! ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED?!1A1!1!1!1!11!AMOGUSUS

by Anonymous 9 months ago

Anybody here ever watch Chicken Little?

by Anonymous 9 months ago

Yes

by Anonymous 9 months ago

Or like a EMP emmiting certain ranges

by Anonymous 9 months ago

Electromagnetic potato, that's why the pictures all look like they were taken in 2002

by Anonymous 9 months ago

Like Japanese genitalia?

by Anonymous 9 months ago

I'd prefer a delicious candy coating, tbh.

by Anonymous 9 months ago

If that were the case it would appear like all those weird comics or games trying to use sprites but rotating or rescaling them. It wouldn't look correctly pixelated unless the camera zoom and angle were perfectly aligned, and at the perfect distance. If it was an active camo coating, then maybe, but why not just use predator camouflage then?

by Anonymous 9 months ago

Yeah it's be pretty non-sensical to make a coating that can bend light around it but not use it to just make it completely invisible.

by Anonymous 9 months ago

They could be from the fifth dimension, which we can't see but mathematicaly is there, AND they have figured out how to traverse dimensions so they can appear in our dimension at will?

by Anonymous 9 months ago

They are time travelers from the Age Of Aquarius.

by Anonymous 9 months ago

You'll never know unless you throw cheese at it.

by Anonymous 9 months ago

lmao

by Anonymous 9 months ago

Its my theory. Aliens -HATE- cheese. Like a LOT.

by Anonymous 9 months ago