Maybe UFOs just have a pixelated coating, amirite?

RIP Mitch Hedberg "Bigfoot is actually blurry. He's a giant, out of focus monster roaming the countryside."

by Anonymous 1 year ago

"I think Bigfoot *is* blurry. That's the problem. It's not the photographers fault. Bigfoot is blurry. And that's extra scary to me because there's a large, out of focus monster, roaming the countryside."

by Anonymous 1 year ago

\- Mitch Hedburg

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Maybe that's where digital camo came from. 🤯

by Anonymous 1 year ago

B.F.O. Blurred flying objects

by Anonymous 1 year ago

We have identified that it is blurry

by Anonymous 1 year ago

making 4k smartphone cams, looking like vintage pinhole cams again :D

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Samsung GALAXY S10, and one of the notification sounds is ALIEN?! ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED?!1A1!1!1!1!11!AMOGUSUS

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Anybody here ever watch Chicken Little?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Yes

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Or like a EMP emmiting certain ranges

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Electromagnetic potato, that's why the pictures all look like they were taken in 2002

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Like Japanese genitalia?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I'd prefer a delicious candy coating, tbh.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

If that were the case it would appear like all those weird comics or games trying to use sprites but rotating or rescaling them. It wouldn't look correctly pixelated unless the camera zoom and angle were perfectly aligned, and at the perfect distance. If it was an active camo coating, then maybe, but why not just use predator camouflage then?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Yeah it's be pretty non-sensical to make a coating that can bend light around it but not use it to just make it completely invisible.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

They could be from the fifth dimension, which we can't see but mathematicaly is there, AND they have figured out how to traverse dimensions so they can appear in our dimension at will?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

They are time travelers from the Age Of Aquarius.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

You'll never know unless you throw cheese at it.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

lmao

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Its my theory. Aliens -HATE- cheese. Like a LOT.

by Anonymous 1 year ago