There are people who stand to wipe their ass and there are others who sit and most people one either side don't know the other side exists, amirite?

Here to represent the "Wipe sitting first then stand for the finishing wipe" crowd.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

I don't know how many assess you've wiped, but I can tell you this… most of us have mastered our own technique.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

I'm a sitter I can't imagine why anyone would stand to wipe

by Anonymous 11 months ago

I have to stand (or kind of like a squat). How tf do you sit? My arm doesn't reach that way while sitting and the toilet gets in the way.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

Are you a t-rex?

by Anonymous 11 months ago

You lean to the left or right and come in from the side

by Anonymous 11 months ago

We have all seen the picture of the chick in Walmart parking lot.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

People wipe their ass?

by Anonymous 11 months ago

Standing makes no sense. Your anus tightens and your but cheeks close. More work to have to open that back up manually to get a nice cleaning.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

I was a stander until I was like 19. No lie when I discovered sitting I felt a deep shame from all the years of standing as it seems like such an *unimaginably stupid* way to wipe your ass. Now I live in SE Asia part time and have a "bum gun" which is just a dish sprayer and hose next to the toilet. Heaven, folks. Pure heaven with this device.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

I literally cannot imagine how you would do it while sitting down.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

Stand, I think it's nice cuz not only do you get cleaner better angles. But if you've ever stood and said I'm all done then gone, but wait I still gotta piss now. You're still right there ready to piss!

by Anonymous 11 months ago

You know you can also pee sitting down right

by Anonymous 11 months ago

Doubt it

by Anonymous 11 months ago

But when you stand your buttcheeks are shut. How do you get clean without soiling your hands with feces or getting the paper stuck?

by Anonymous 11 months ago

I don't think people stand up straight as an arrow. You crouch just enough to keep things open. I've never had any issues doing this.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

Sounds like a lot of work compared to leaning slightly.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

"Nobody's gonna know, They're gonna know"

by Anonymous 11 months ago

This is a discussion that's been had for years

by Anonymous 11 months ago

My husband stands while i sit. I've never met someone who's done this til I've been with my husband.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

Well yea if you stand straight up that's not ideal, but standing and bending over works. I have a bidet now so i just fire hose my butt clean.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

you do most of the wiping sitting, then you stand to get a wayyyyy better angle on your bootyhole.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

Ofc we know the other freaks exist.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

Then there are people like OP, who don't even wipe

by Anonymous 11 months ago

Man, why you gotta tell everyone?

by Anonymous 11 months ago

People know the other exists, but can be baffled by them.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

Im a stander and I dont know why

by Anonymous 11 months ago

Whenever this comes up, the sitters always think the standers are standing normally with their butts clenched, which doesn't make any sense. "Standing" is more like when you bend down to pick up something off the floor, but your legs are also wide apart. Or like the receiver's position in a standing doggy-style sex position.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

used to stand and the had an epiphany

by Anonymous 11 months ago