Salt is the only rock that is socially acceptable to eat, amirite?

There are dozens of minerals we eat every day that our bodies need.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Calm down Hank

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I've seen people eat crack ..

by Anonymous 1 year ago

not socially accepted though

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Depends on who you "socialize" with, I guess. 😅

by Anonymous 1 year ago

You're hanging out with the wrong people then..

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Maybe not from where you're from

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Can't make crack without (a type of) salt!

by Anonymous 1 year ago

They aren't rocks, Marie, they're minerals!

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Jesus christ, Marie

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I am the one who rocks.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Only correct answer

by Anonymous 1 year ago

What do you think rocks are made of? That's right, crystals and minerals.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

So you're saying that rocks are made of crystals and minerals, not that either are rocks, right?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I'm made of cells therefore I am the mitochondria

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I am the one who powers

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Minerals are crystals lol

by Anonymous 1 year ago

All minerals are crystals, but not all crystals are minerals.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

The only crystals that don't count as minerals are organically made, but you still ain't finding them in rocks

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Only when they are crystalized.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Calcium Carbonate (Tums)

by Anonymous 1 year ago

that is just not true

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Iron, magnesium and calcium all necessary minerals in our diet. Also all can be found in deposits in the earth and can be mined.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

None of those are visible on our food. You would eat a spoonful of pure magnesium! You wouldnt sprinkle iron on your fries!

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Kellogg's does sprinkle iron into our cereal though.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

For real. These anime glasses guys are overthinking this whole thing. "Akchually!" My father in law used to have a big salt rock he'd lick on. Won't see anybody just munchin on a chunk of iron

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Rock candy! Rock lobster!

by Anonymous 1 year ago

We were at the beach Everybody had matching towels Somebody went under a dock And there they saw a rock It wasn't a rock It was a rock lobster

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Death to America! and butter sauce... Don't boil me..., I'm still alive!

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Are you implying it's socially acceptable to eat a clump of salt in public?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

We're implying that it's socially acceptable to eat rocks as part of our daily intake

by Anonymous 1 year ago

If that's all we're talking about then salt isn't the only socially acceptable rock to eat.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Ice. It's also considered a rock

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I can crush rocks with my bare teeth!!

by Anonymous 1 year ago

But teeth are simply mouth rocks.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I know, but if you're going to keep doing it right now, I'm either turning up the radio or pulling the car over so you can walk home

by Anonymous 1 year ago

\*\**crunching intensifies*\*\*

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Alright, that's it! \** tire screech \**

by Anonymous 1 year ago

And since we're mostly melted ice, we're made of lava!

by Anonymous 1 year ago

>Ice. It's also considered a rock By whom?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

By bartenders

by Anonymous 1 year ago

> Ice. It's also considered a rock No it's not. It's a solid, sure, but nobody considers it a *rock*.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

You know that powder on chewing gum? Crushed marble.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Damn, OP has to go so the back to when he learned speech and ask his parents again what a rock is

by Anonymous 1 year ago

You couldn't be more wrong, the most acceptable and common rock we eat is solid water Taking into account the definition of a rock (an aggregate of 1 or more minerals) and a mineral (a naturally occurring, inorganic solid with a definite composition and crystalline structure), ice is a mineral and therefore a rock P.D. liquid water is also technically a type of lava

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Does that mean ice-cream is a rock?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

No, it's sandy milk

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Pop rocks. (RIP Mikey)

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Mikey was a legend. If only his coke addiction didnt get to him

by Anonymous 1 year ago

He liked it.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I don't think socially acceptable is the appropriate term.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Mineral, and we eat plenty of those.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Wrong. Pop Rocks are socially acceptable to eat.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I'd eat Dwayne if he asked me

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Unless you're a Goron

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Ice, by definition is a rock.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

(Goron music intensifies)

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Look up trona. It, too, is a rock we eat.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Goddamn Marie they're minerals

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Ice is a rock, per Vsauce.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Someone's never been on a British seaside holiday.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Are y'all forgetting about charcoal I'm pretty sure there's others too. I know I used to eat graphite in the form of pencil lead when I was younger. But it wasn't really socially acceptable just to be pumping lead out of my pencil and eating it.🌚

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Charcoal isn't coal, just partially burned wood.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

What's even weirder is sodium by itself will explode in water and chloride is deadly but come together and it's what you need to sustain life.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Tums are essentially calcite

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Hello? What about crack?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

You haven't tried my wife's meatloaf!

by Anonymous 1 year ago

What about sticks of rock? Lol

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Tell that to the parrotfish.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Only after you make it into sand, I still don't think people would just ignore someone chewing on a huge salt crystal on the bus

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Wait you guys don't eat other rocks? Like regular rocks?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

yo pepper and cumin my guy

by Anonymous 1 year ago

thise are not rocks, last time i checked

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I've been known to nibble on a schist or even a good plagioclase feldspar

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I'm not sure if people avoid eating rocks to avoid social faux pas…

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I can think of a few other salts that are socially acceptable to eat in places like Alabama and Missouri. They come out of a Gatorade jug full of batteries and starter fluid.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

ice is technically a rock.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

ice is a rock that is acceptable to eat

by Anonymous 1 year ago

My man hasnt been to blackpool

by Anonymous 1 year ago

just no..... there are plenty of "rocks" that are socially acceptable to eat.. One of my favuorites is Monosodium glutamate, chinese food wouldnt be the same without it

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Have you ever heard of crack?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Have you ever heard the meaning of socially acceptable?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Have you been to SF or Kensington lately?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

If you hang out with crack heads it is socially acceptable

by Anonymous 1 year ago

That logic can be used for anything but sure.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

If a crackhead is surrounded by other crackheads then it is socially acceptable to do crack

by Anonymous 1 year ago

No

by Anonymous 1 year ago

For that crackhead doing crack in a community of crackheads.. technically yes. OP never specified the expanse of the social acceptance, should've said "socially accepted by western society" or whatever society they are referring to because there are countries that have legalized/decriminalized cocaine

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Water is actually a rock. Ok water is lava but ice is a rock

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I've got something rock hard you can suck on.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Because mineral water doesn't exist

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Op clearly doesn't enjoy eating igneous rocks

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Calcium and potassium dont exist ig

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Stick of rock in Brighton

by Anonymous 1 year ago

They're minerals, Marie!

by Anonymous 1 year ago

but you need iron too

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I'm pretty sure it's the only rock I eat.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Not if you up on that crack rock baby

by Anonymous 1 year ago