+175 The Greatest party in our honor happens after we're dead. amirite?

by Anonymous 11 months ago

You never have a birthday party?

by Anonymous 11 months ago

Yep. A few friends and family. I just attended my Moms memorial and half the town showed up bringing favorite pictures, telling Great stories, bending their elbows at the open bar, attacking the buffet like scavengers. It was the greatest party ever. Mom would have loved to be there.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

Have you never done drugs?

by Anonymous 11 months ago

Budgets are usually bigger for death day parties.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

This is more true for the unwed or those who elope.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

Listening to Dallas Green are we?

by Anonymous 11 months ago

I love that song so much.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

There is a song called Body in a Box by City and Colour that deals with this. It's a hauntingly beautiful song. These are the lyrics: There's a funeral procession on the highway Traffic screeches to a halt There's people searching for a better way To live their lives, oh Johnny lived a good life, you'll hear them say As tears of sadness soak the ground The reaper crept in, took his breath away In the middle of the night, oh We celebrate the lives of the dead It's like a man's best party, only happens when he dies We gather 'round to pay our respects While their souls are still searching for the light Searching for the light So please don't come to me on my dying day Just let me go in peace With all the things that I forgot to say Racing through my mind, oh And don't you bury me six feet under ground Just burn my body in a box And let my ashes blow with the wind Out into the night sky We celebrate the lives of the dead It's like a man's best party, only happens when he dies We gather 'round to pay our respects While their souls are still searching for the light Searching for the light Searching for the light, oh Searching for the light

by Anonymous 11 months ago