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Saying you're humble immediately makes you less humble. amirite?
by Anonymous7 months ago
I understand what you're saying but I think it's possible to acknowledge humility in yourself.
by Anonymous8 months ago
I would just say it in a different way, like saying "i try my best to stay humble" comes across a lot better
by Anonymous8 months ago
This! Saying you're TRYING to be humble when you're clearly very humble is a classic humble-move.
by Anonymous8 months ago
This is exactly what I was going to say - acknowledge the effort, not the result.
by Anonymous8 months ago
unless you're Uriah Heep
by Anonymous8 months ago
Agreed, when you don't do it for self-glorification or brag about it out of context, it's not an act of arrogance
by Anonymous8 months ago
Just don't say it out loud.
by Anonymous8 months ago
Just don't commit a humble fumble.
by Anonymous8 months ago
Yeah; or even just ‚I'd like to think I'm humble‘, that's what I usually say when it comes up for whatever reason
The Truth is people that are humble rarely ever have to say so directly, right? Like, the last time I mentioned it like that is when someone asked me what I think my own strenghts are, aside from that; why would you ever need to say that out loud to anyone except for if you're especially not humble and trying to cope?
by Anonymous8 months ago
"Well you know I'm a million times as humble as thou art"
\-Weird Al
by Anonymous8 months ago
First place my mind went.
by Anonymous8 months ago
Only if you think being humble is a brag
by Anonymous8 months ago
I am the most humble person you can meet. No one does humble like me, I'm the best at it.
by Anonymous8 months ago
Yes, this. Like, it is absolutely OK to accept that you are humble and it is OK to say you are humble time to time, but if they are trying to promote themselves all the time as humble then they are just trying to gain popularity which is not very humble.
by Anonymous8 months ago
Not if you are holding you dick at the time.
by Anonymous8 months ago
Im holding someone else's dick don't worry
by Anonymous8 months ago
Size?
by Anonymous8 months ago
Bigger than mine :(
by Anonymous8 months ago
Very humble this one is!!!!
by Anonymous8 months ago
I am very humble. I'm probably the most humble person I know. There isn't anyone more humble than me
by Anonymous8 months ago
I hear this all the time in the circles I run in and it aggravates me so much. If you ARE humble, you do not SAY that you are humble. Otherwise that negates all the humbleness you have.
by Anonymous8 months ago
This isn't true. I'm so humble, and am just such a good person that I can revel in how humble I am without not being humble. Unlike SOME people. /j
by Anonymous8 months ago
Weird Al: "I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art"
From Amish Paradise. 😋
by Anonymous8 months ago
Well, I humbly disagree.
🤣
by Anonymous8 months ago
My humble ranks amongst the greatest in the history of the universe!
by Anonymous8 months ago
Yeah but im like humble times a million so the amount i lose is but a drop in the vast ocean of my humility
by Anonymous8 months ago
So if I admit to being arrogant am I humble?
by Anonymous8 months ago
I suppose… If you humbly admit your arrogance.
by Anonymous8 months ago
I always say "I try being humble."
by Anonymous8 months ago
Let me tell you how tremendously humble I am, the most humblest guy you'll ever meet, it's true! everyone's talking about it.
Since you're a nice guy, I'm gonna make you a deal, I'm gonna let you buy my statue for a bargain price of the century, you can put it in your yard, and everyone's gonna love it, you'll be the most popular guy in town, just like me. Only for $20,000, but you gotta act now, this is a humble offer that you can't pass up. Borrow money from friends if you have to! It'll be more than worth it, when it goes up in value.
This BS humble sale was brought to you by none other than the Humbleding incorporated. Act now while supplies last!
by Anonymous8 months ago
Think you're really righteous?
Think you're pure in heart?
Well I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art.
by Anonymous8 months ago
Certainly not me, The World Humility Grand Champion...
by Anonymous8 months ago
So, in contrary, to appear more humble, you shoud say you're overbearing (not a native, which word should fit?)
by Anonymous8 months ago
I'll always remember Trump in an interview once saying how incredibly humble he was.
by Anonymous8 months ago
I disagree. It depends on how you say it. Is the person just stating that they're humble, Or are they bragging that their humble. there is a difference.
by Anonymous8 months ago
Yeah, there's a fine being self aware and trying to brag
by Anonymous8 months ago
I take great pride in my humility.
by Anonymous8 months ago
It's impossible to be humble without first knowing the truth of who you are, and then accepting who you are as a person. If you're able to do this and discover you truly are a humble person, then saying so doesn't diminish your humility, but rather exemplifies it. Saying you aren't humble would actually be a lie, and only serves to protect one's imagine as others are under the false notion that speaking of yourself in such a manner is considered to not be polite and sounds like bragging. It's only not humble if you're wrong.
by Anonymous8 months ago
What about the phrase "I have been humbled"?
by Anonymous8 months ago
That's not about yourself being humble.
by Anonymous8 months ago
I think it's a phrase said in reaction to something knocking you down off your high horse. Not that you've always been humble but a situation has made you so.
by Anonymous8 months ago
Oh yeah, hmm, I think you might be right.
by Anonymous8 months ago
Generally,
If someone has to tell you they're,
Rich
Mature
Humble
Or
Spiritual
They're not..
by Anonymous8 months ago
Really depends on how it said. Are they just describing themselves making statements or are they bragging about themselves, And being arrogant about it.
by Anonymous8 months ago
Yeah, that's true..
by Anonymous8 months ago
I think most people say that back as a joke because nobody knows how to react when someone says you are humble.
by Anonymous8 months ago
This is the whole basis of the Drax joke - "I too, am extraordinarily humble"
by Anonymous8 months ago
I'm smart, I'm cool, I'm nice, I'm anything positive also applies I think.
by Anonymous8 months ago
My boyfriend says this all the time and every time my internal eye roll is threatening to pop my eye sockets lol
by Anonymous8 months ago
You're humble. Soz. XD
by Anonymous8 months ago
I too am extraordinarily humble
by Anonymous8 months ago
I understand why you would think that. Most folks just don't understand how humble I can be though. It's ok though, I don't hold that against them. I'm humble like that.
by Anonymous7 months ago
I remember a guy from class who bragged about being the most humble guy in school with a straight face.
by Anonymous7 months ago
I am humble. I'm the most humble. When it comes to being humble I win!!
by Anonymous7 months ago
Bar none, I am the most humblest.
by Anonymous7 months ago
Good thing I never brag about how humble I am.
by Anonymous7 months ago
I'm so humble that even with the loss of humbleness incurred by talking about it, I'm still hella humble! /s
by Anonymous7 months ago
Bet you wish you could be as humble as me
by Anonymous7 months ago
So how do I say I feel humble, is it prideful to say you're humble. Guess it doesn't matter because how we perceive ourselves isn't how others perceive us.
by Anonymous7 months ago
Bro I'm literally the most humble person to ever live.
by Anonymous7 months ago
Humblest guy in the room and I am in the room too
by Anonymous7 months ago
I've got a general rule to never say I'm nice, intelligent, funny, or an empath. These should be things people say about you based on your actions rather than your own admission of those qualities.
by Anonymous7 months ago
Sometimes, when I figure out a puzzle or solve a problem that has been driving me crazy I'll usually say something like, "Yes, I am a genius....and humble too!" I like to add the humble part ironically
by Anonymous7 months ago
"I try to stay humble" works though.
by Anonymous7 months ago
Admitting your stupid instantly makes you 3% less stupid (aka more smarterer)
by Anonymous7 months ago
That's wrong, I am the most humble person ever and everyone knows it and agrees with me when I tell them, and if they're wrong then they should just shut up then.
by Anonymous7 months ago
People always tell me all the time that my greatest trait is my humility and I definitely agree with them
by Anonymous7 months ago
You're doing it wrong, but then again, I'm maybe 100x more humble than you. I'm like, the BEST at at being humble. 🥸
by Anonymous7 months ago
I don't know about you, but my greatest trait is humility
by Anonymous7 months ago
"Any man who has to say that he is humble is not truly humble."
- Not Tywin Lannister, but it might have been.
by Anonymous7 months ago
I'm humble enough that mentioning it barely makes a dent in my humbleness.
by Anonymous7 months ago
The humble way to say it is that I try to be humble.
by Anonymous7 months ago
Not me! I'm WAY to humble that. I'm basically the humblest.
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