Eating anything as the Hulk too big for Bruce to digest will kill him when he reverts. amirite?

Except it wouldn't kill him, it'd cause him to Hulk out. Remember the line in Avengers? > I put a bullet in my mouth... and the other guy spit it out If a bullet to the face won't do it then a half digested suckling pig won't.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

This line is really sad, showing how far Bruce went with trying to go through with suicide

by Anonymous 8 months ago

There's a Hulk Comic where Bruce is the last human on earth and he can't die even though Bruce is old and wants to because of Hulk he can't. Eventually he does and only Hulk is left.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Or rather, he's so old that if he reverted to Bruce, he'd die of old age quickly, so hulk just stays out forever.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

actually, it's moreso implied that their minds fused like Banner-Hulk in MCU

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Oh interesting.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

What would happen if you sliced his neck real quick as Banner? Would he go Hulk and then be healed when reverted back to Banner?

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Pretty much. Hulk is canonically functionally immortal.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Good catch

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Yeah like on ragnarok too, he straight up bean bagged himself on to the bifrost bridge from like 50ft up...hulk let him feel then reverted to hulk lol

by Anonymous 8 months ago

So you're saying Hulk could eat endlessly by filling up on ham, turning back to explode Bruce who then rehulks, but with the ham on the outside.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

hulk cant die like that. he would destroy that thing before he revert

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Nah, part of the process involves Hulk squeezing out a huge green turd. They couldn't show it in the comics, but that's how he deals with it.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Semi-serious question from someone who isn't well-versed with the Hulk's physiology: Are the Hulk's turds radioactive?

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Definitely. He could have turned his cousin into She-Hulk by giving her a Cleveland Steamer instead of a blood transfusion.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

His blood is, soooo....this makes me think he could take everyone out by spitting on them.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Yeah, *that's* the problem with the Hulk.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

I mean he's able to basically *create mass* by becoming bigger and stronger so I'm sure destroying mass would be pretty simple. Probably just converts the extra food to some kinda radioactive fart.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Given that the Hulk is always coming through when Banner is about to die I feel like Hulk wouldn't let him revert back to Banner until it was absolutely safe to which means Hulk would digest first.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Have we found a cheat to permahulk?

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Screw Worldbreaker Hulk, we got Mukbang Hulk

by Anonymous 8 months ago

That's what I do every time I eat some tasty baked beans. Got to love it.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

That only was a thing when they were zombies - Hulk had eaten too many humans and squished out his stomach when he became Banner and IIRC, the others tried to eat the free human meat he didn't "digest".

by Anonymous 8 months ago

I had to scroll down way too far to find this

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Yeah, I was surprised no one else offered this up to be honest. I'm not 100% on his lore.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

He has a ritualistic enema that he performs before reverting, I remember it from one of the early comics.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Hulk splash!

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Ahhh, a scholar of the classics

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Forget that. Imagine a constipated Hulk reverting to Banner.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

He ate Wolverine once. He died. He was still the Hulk when it happened. Source: my brother who never shuts up about Wolverine

by Anonymous 8 months ago

It wasn't because Bruce couldn't digest him, though. It was because Wolverine healed up inside of his stomach and cut his way out. Comics, everybody.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

If it happens, he would just not turn back.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

I think the Hulk's healing factor and high threshold for pain would allow him to survive the digestion process, even if it's not comfortable. He might Hulk out as a result, but I don't see it as a death sentence for Bruce.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Pretty sure this did happen in one of the books after he ate magneto

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Do you know how the Hulk works? He can't die. He would just turn back into the Hulk.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

They did this gag in Marvel Zombies. But no, normally when the Hulk eats and changes back the food goes wherever the extra Hulk mass goes when he changes back into Bruce Banner. No fear of exploding.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Not right away, he would live until that Hulk-sized crap came rolling down the pike.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

This poses the question: at what point does food become part of a person.? Maybe when it becomes even partly digested, the shrinking and growing faculties apply to the food inside his stomach.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

If Superman had sex with Lois Lane, his orgasm would kill her.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Not if he's using a condom made of kryptonite

by Anonymous 8 months ago

How would he even get an erection?

by Anonymous 8 months ago

She would of lost her head if she swallowed

by Anonymous 8 months ago

This happened in Marvel Zombies, as I recall

by Anonymous 8 months ago

How could that kill him? Do you even read the Hulk?

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Except for the fact that it takes place in a fictional world

by Anonymous 8 months ago

No it won't because Hollywood magic.

by Anonymous 7 months ago

I'm guessing the Hulk doesn't eat too often, as the chemical pathway that induces the hulk state would likely induce the "fight or flight" response in most people. When normal humans enter this state, their appetite is usually depressed.

by Anonymous 7 months ago

Hulk doesnt need food, or oxygen for that matter.

by Anonymous 7 months ago

Pretty sure he literally swallowed a dude whole in immortal hulk and banner was fine. He even made a joke about it.

by Anonymous 7 months ago

Or if the Hulk inserts something hulk-sized into his butt and then reverts back to Bruce. Ouch

by Anonymous 7 months ago

He'd just revert back into the Hulk when his life was in danger automatically. He'd turn into the Hulk even if something endangered his life while he was sleeping

by Anonymous 7 months ago

I think a related but weirder thing is the dynamics of Venom in the Tom Hardy movies. It's like a living exo-skeleton, but underneath the outer symbiote layer, it's all Tom Hardy's(character), if he wants to talk to somebody normally, he can like peel back the Symbiote skin to reveal his very human head right underneath, so he's right there yeah? That just kinda weird to think about considering the number of human heads Venom consumes.

by Anonymous 7 months ago

You just don't understand the Hulk. He can be shot as Bruce and survive because he turns into the hulk and spits out the bullet. He can't die.

by Anonymous 7 months ago

She Hulk got into this. She threw up when reverting back into Jennifer Walters.

by Anonymous 7 months ago

Well, eating Deadpool sure will at least.

by Anonymous 7 months ago

At which point he needs to stay hangry.

by Anonymous 7 months ago

Probably has ibs and gets the poops first, they just don't mention it as it's embarrassing

by Anonymous 7 months ago