+160 There is no greater betrayal then when a fart isn't a fart. amirite?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Narrowly beating out, "your wife cheating on you with your dad in the back of your company car that's running over your dog."

by Anonymous 1 year ago

That's oddly specific is there a story behind it

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Yes, a voice in my head suggested it.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Nice , the voices in my head have advised me to smoke smaller amounts of crack this Christmas.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Schizophrenia number one

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Nah. DID. These voices are friends lol.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Hoisted with one's own peturd.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I'd rather a fart that wasn't a fart than a friend that wasn't a friend. At least one of them could be solved and forgotten with a washing machine.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

After the first betrayal you've not let your guard down since...

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Nah. Its when you are about to sneeze and it didnt happen.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

A fart isn't a fart when your cream 🍦 🥧 needs an outlet

by Anonymous 1 year ago

When the fart was a shart.

by Anonymous 1 year ago