+610 The only thing money actually can't buy or indirectly help get is a true homie, amirite?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

It can't buy you exotic pets in the form of extinct animals.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I mean, it's just that no billionaire actually had spent money in trying to revive an extinct species yet. Since it would probably cost too much even for their deep pockets

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I don't know, man. If I were a billionaire, I could probably pay a guy to build me a Homie-O-Tron 5000.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I'm sure you could argue it buys or indirectly helps buy love, but I don't think money can ever buy true love.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Poor people don't get to go out and socialize the same way. Most of the people a poor person meets are going to be through their job(s).

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I think money is now one of the key factors in a loving relationship.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Idk man, my dog is the best friend I've ever had

by Anonymous 1 year ago

It can absolutely indirectly help you get good friends. Being able to engage in social hobbies (something money helps you do) can help you find good friends.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Money can buy the time and energy and lowered mental load to BE a true homie (instead of constantly worrying about yourself), which makes getting a true homie easier

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Money can't buy happiness, but be happy they make money. You won't stay happy if you need to take it in the ass if you want something.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I mean money also can't buy you a Time Machine can it

by Anonymous 1 year ago