+12 They put Valentine's Day in February because it's when you won't have flowers in your yard and you'll have to buy them, amirite?

by Hboyer 2 weeks ago

Now this is the right kind of tin foil hat thinking.

by Key_Education_3220 2 weeks ago

Pretty sure it has something to do with something pagan. But to be fair, I wouldn't have roses or flowers in my yard any time of year

by Mertzmontana 2 weeks ago

You have my applause.

by AbbreviationsFine397 2 weeks ago

They put Valentine's Day in late winter because you've been cooped up with your partner for 2-5 months and you need something to help you remember you don't want to murder eachother.

by npaucek 2 weeks ago