-1 In margarine-using households butterknives never fulfil their purpose. amirite?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

oooh look at you with your knives just for spreading, does your maid make the sanwiches for you?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I feel rich, I've got like 12 of them. If I kept making sandwiches with the same one, never using another until it wears out, I figure I could make a lot of sandwiches.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Just like teaspoons in the houses of coffee drinkers

by Anonymous 1 year ago

But "margarinives" is a pretty cool word. (While "margariknives" just looks wrong.)

by Maleficent_Skirt_546 1 year ago

Maybe, but I can't believe it's not butter.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

That should be a brand. I Can't Believe It's Not A Butterknife.

by Anonymous 1 year ago