Men see women's buttholes way more than women see men's buttholes, amirite?

Don't worry bros, I've been hard at work brining the average up

by Many-Standard-5703 1 month ago

Thank you for your service Do I bow or something? How does this work?

by Anonymous 1 month ago

You bow but while facing away from me

by Many-Standard-5703 1 month ago

The man is always on the job

by Anonymous 1 month ago

You can count on him to have our backs.

by audrastiedemann 1 month ago

Always on the grind, good work soldier.

by Pfefferbruce 1 month ago

The hero we deserve 🫡

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Lmaooo, I just spit my drink all over my keyboard… thanks

by Reasonable_Tip_2826 1 month ago

Working overtime

by WishboneGeneral 1 month ago

My friends! You bow to no one...

by wymankellie 1 month ago

but away from them…

by Few-Psychology2343 1 month ago

You wink

by Anonymous 1 month ago

As long as you bend over I don't think it matters much.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Same. It's a long story, but my wife realized she wanted to marry me when I surprise showed her my butthole early in our relationship. Now she asks to see it all the time.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

A woman respects a work of art

by Many-Standard-5703 1 month ago

She sings to the starfish

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Never before have so much story been obfuscated by a "long story short".

by Anonymous 1 month ago

May I ask what sort of brine you're using on the average ass?

by Anonymous 1 month ago

The slippery kind

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Not all heroes wear pants.

by iwyman 1 month ago

Spread those cheeks like Moses parting the Red Sea, sister!

by Anonymous 1 month ago

I'm going to use this line with my wife lol

by InternetPowerful7233 1 month ago

I already tried it. Spoilers it didn't work

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Try saying it without "sister" next time

by jdubuque 1 month ago

This. "Mommy" has more of an oomph to it!

by Anonymous 1 month ago

I've seen way more men's buttholes than men have seen mine. But I also worked in urology so…lots of prostate biopsies

by Anonymous 1 month ago

That's cheating to weight the average.

by elijahturcotte 1 month ago

What a terrible cheat code!

by Anonymous 1 month ago

It's a equally lucrative and lifesaving cheat code, so I'm for it.

by PeaLongjumping 1 month ago

Buttholes Georg, who lives in doctors office & sees over 10,000 each day, is an outlier and should not have been counted

by NoIncrease5944 1 month ago

Goddamnit I was about to do the Georg joke but figured I'd just check to see nobody- damnit.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Cheating for a cause! Rebel with a reason!

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Oh look over here we've got a real butthole expert

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Prostates George is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

by garrettemard 1 month ago

What should I write on my butthole with a sharpie to surprise my urologist?

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Well I definitely suggest not writing directly on your butthole. Perhaps above it. Write: be gentle. It's my first time.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

"Be rough. It's been far too many times."

by Anonymous 1 month ago

"Really get in there. Make sure nothings hiding!"

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Put two wide eyes and a nose right above it

by Anonymous 1 month ago

So like, when the name of a friend pops up on your phone and you immediately see their face in your minds eye, or you walk by your favorite steak house and remember how that steak you ate last month looked... When a guy walks in the door and you glance up and look him in the eyes, do you... how do I put this? Do you see two or three?

by Anonymous 1 month ago

It definitely can be

by Anonymous 1 month ago

My sincerest apologies for the tragedies you have been through. I'm glad you're still here with us

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Can I ask how one gets interested in that line of work?

by Anonymous 1 month ago

You applied to work in the OR and they put you wherever they decide that you're going to be. So I did not specifically pick it. It was chosen for me.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

So what you're saying is, the Ass life chose you

by Repulsive-Shower-479 1 month ago

It sure did…It sure did

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Good ol urology. I had to visit once because I had ruptured my urethra. That was an interesting time. At least the nurses didn't see my butthole.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

There's a good chance she could have!

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Are they similar in size men and women's?

by Business-Group 1 month ago

Women don't come in for that so. Generally speaking I've definitely seen more male buttholes.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Same for me, but I'm a priest, and I wouldn't call them men yet.

by Nienowalejandri 1 month ago

Hope you are well compensated for that

by Anonymous 1 month ago

But do men see men's buttholes more than women see men's buttholes?

by AdSweaty 1 month ago

Probably

by zratke 1 month ago

Hell yeah us men are winning

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Yeah just based on the existence of homosexuality

by Anonymous 1 month ago

I would guess yes.

by Loose_Sign_2148 1 month ago

It's like the old saying, men watch porn, women read smut Men have seen buttholes, women imagine them.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Such words of wisdom.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

I guess I'm a women now. Thanks for the update

by Gbalistreri 1 month ago

I feel like that should be a haiku, but it isn't.

by No-Government-4428 1 month ago

I think the answer is an obvious yes. From a sexual standpoint. With Straight sex, men will see womens buttholes far more than the other way around. With gay sex, me will see men buttholes too. Not many women are doing much looking at guy buttholes unless you pay extra.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Did you just out yourself, cookie monster?

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Gay men are probably bringing the numbers way up.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Gay/bi men are a thing

by Anonymous 1 month ago

As a man YES

by Anonymous 1 month ago

ive never seen another man's butthole and seen mine less than ive seen women's buttholes so im guessing not

by Anonymous 1 month ago

You've seen it in porn

by Joshsauer 1 month ago

Tide goes in, tide goes out - you can't explain that

by Live_Anything 1 month ago

The Internet is like a series of tubes buttholes.

by South_Can 1 month ago

You go to war with the buttholes you have. Not the buttholes that you want.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

However I feel like the concentration of men seeing men buttholes is a whole different ball game

by FragrantLeg 1 month ago

Same ball game, different team

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Sometimes you pitch sometimes you catch. You can't explain that

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Not necessarily. As a straight guy, I've definitely seen far more dude ass in porn than I would prefer lmao

by harveycaden 1 month ago

I've been with my bf about two years and we are very close. But one day I realized I'm intimately familiar with every part of his body except his butthole. Never even caught a peep, despite knowing his body like the back of my hand. So I asked "hey dude can I see your butthole?" So he dropped his drawers, bent over, spread his cheeks, and there it was: a nice hairy butthole.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Risky click lol

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Not clicking that.

by Stantoncolleen 1 month ago

you guys belong together

by Epaucek 1 month ago

Aww I want to puke

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Now for the next step, putting things in his butthole.

by Conntyree 1 month ago

Username checks out

by Rutherfordkaleb 1 month ago

Time to change that, OP. Go get em

by GreatPeach8178 1 month ago

I'm about to turn this franchise around

by janet08 1 month ago

If you restrict it to just adults, this is probably true. But given that women tend to do more diaper changing than men (at least right now) that might balance it out slightly.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Except for those names Peggy….

by mckenzielilly 1 month ago

Be the change you want to see in the world <3

by Ok-Success 1 month ago

I'm pretty sure it's the other way around. More women tend to be nurse or care takers. They see multiple assholes a day.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

They see multiple assholes a day. Yeah a lot of patients can be rude. They see a lot of anuses as well.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

and weiners. Old men can be zesty

by champlinsallie 1 month ago

Zesty weiners?

by Anonymous 1 month ago

How many assholes do you think nurses are seeing on a daily basis?

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Aren't your nurses offering the preexam rim job?

by Anonymous 1 month ago

It'd certainly help ease my white coat syndrome

by Anonymous 1 month ago

That's how they check my blood pressure

by hilmaarmstrong 1 month ago

I accept it because otherwise I need a Xanax to feel comfortable enough for the nude photos the doctors always say are needed.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

I'm fairly certain the average male porn watcher has seen hundreds of times more buttholes than the average female nurse I might see 20 buttholes in a casual 5 minute session. Ain't no nurse seeing buttholes at that rate.

by Zionlangosh 1 month ago

Yeah but nurses are a small percentage of the female population whereas you can safely say a majority of men have had sex with a woman in the doggy position or a position otherwise conducive to a visible anus.

by Wilfred43 1 month ago

Almost every guy sees at least a handful in real life during the course of their lives. Not to mention on various adult media. I'd still say even with more women in healthcare men probably see more of women's.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

So about 1% of the population

by Proof_Opinion 1 month ago

That's actually a good point.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

I tell practically every woman I'm with that I love giving and receiving ass play. 90% of women aren't interested in reciprocating though.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Anything.

by NoMouse5905 1 month ago

But not as often as men see mens buttholes

by Accomplished-Bank 1 month ago

I've literally never seen another man's butthole in my life...am I doing something wrong?

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Same, I haven't been the same since 😂

by Ok-Engineering 1 month ago

Go onto grinder and say hi to someone. 50/50 chance you see a butthole before their face.

by Accomplished-Bank 1 month ago

Lol, dudes are dudes regardless of orientation I guess

by Anonymous 1 month ago

If you're gay or bi then I'd say yeah probably.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Yes

by uriah99 1 month ago

With your help, we can fix this!

by Anonymous 1 month ago

I for one am willing to show off my butthole for statistical purposes!

by Anonymous 1 month ago

women will be embarrassed about eating in front of a guy despite us staring at their asshole during sex

by Genevievelehner 1 month ago

Having a butthole is.... gay?

by brady80 1 month ago

100% - if you have a butthole you're queer confirmed

by Anonymous 1 month ago

I mean, you don't really even need one unless you ARE gay, sooooo

by NoSpell 1 month ago

And thank god for that

by pollymorissette 1 month ago

As a dude I've seen way more dude's buttholes, but I'm gay soooo..

by Conntyree 1 month ago

And we all see cat buttholes more than all other buttholes combined.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

I dated a male hypochondriac, and I couldn't agree with you less.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Good theres nothing appealing about a man's butthole

by Anonymous 1 month ago

I have been told that my butthole hypnotizes the ladies. Once their gaze hits center they can't look away, they say in that moment all is calm and everything makes sense in the world.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

It shows what you most desire, Harry Potter. Many grow old here, gazing into it...

by Kkoch 1 month ago

I've heard tell that there are many man-butthole-appreciating men who fervently disagree with you. :-)

by Simhammes 1 month ago

A butthole is a butthole. As long as it's clean, I don't care who it's attached to.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

You have earned your ⭐ for the day

by Anonymous 1 month ago

⭐️

by blangosh 1 month ago

Mom?

by Ivonrueden 1 month ago

Speak for yourself

by champlinansel 1 month ago

Buttholes look the same, male or female.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

They taste different though

by Anonymous 1 month ago

And we love to see it too

by olin28 1 month ago

Nursing is a female dominated field. You see plenty of things you'd rather not.

by kublucy 1 month ago

The number of nurses in the world is tiny compared to people who have sex.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Gastroenterologists and proctologists (and those working in that field) are primarily men, but nurses and support staffare primarily women so that skews the data

by hintzalexis 1 month ago

And for the all the curious ladies out there the answer is yes. Thats what we are doing back there, just staring at your starfish

by Joycerohan 1 month ago

why though? whats the fascination?

by Epaucek 1 month ago

Yeah, probably. Straight guys really don't like their arses touched

by RelativeAway7318 1 month ago

You are dating the wrong women bro. Nom nom nom!

by Anonymous 1 month ago

And I am thankful for that

by Sidney25 1 month ago

My pug is all buttholes on display all the time.

by Forest36 1 month ago

Well part of the reason is probably cause we got hairy asses bro, so like it ain't pretty to look at 😂

by Anonymous 1 month ago

69 would like to have a word with you.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

... how are you 69ing that gives someone a view of your asshole?

by alexannegerhold 1 month ago

When you 69, how are you not able to see your partner's asshole?

by alleneharris 1 month ago

Wait, is there another way?

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Hah! I've seen more men and women's buttholes more than your average person. I worked almost daily with gastro docs doing colonoscopies where they stick a camera up your ass. Then I switched to emergency where I still see people's assholes except there's various household items stuck in their asses this time around…

by Lueilwitzsammie 1 month ago

Oh wow. I can imagine or maybe I don't want to. Is it normal to make jokes with the nurses and docs when they are doing the -scopies? I had one where I was awake and I was trying to keep the humor light even though the big screen was showing the magic school bus adventure of my large intestines. I was only joking until so far then I was sweating and grabbing the edges of the bed. lol But I had them laughing until I wasn't…

by Anonymous 1 month ago

That's because women's butthole are pretty, and men's aren't.

by Apprehensive_Low 1 month ago

Yeah some women maybe, who are with vanilla men.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

well yeah, vanilla men dont go where the chocolate springs forth

by Brainkemmer 1 month ago

Maybe because there balls are in the way of the butthole. (I have no clue what I'm talking about.)

by Adventurous_Tip5587 1 month ago

… my Nurse-wife said, "that's an idiotic statement" when I read it out loud to her.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

But who eats more meat?

by Horror_Potato 1 month ago

That's only because mine is behind a wall of hair and also I generally don't like showing women my butthole

by ellsworth79 1 month ago

Thats bc so many men have super hairy butts

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Buttholes, or just pictures of buttholes?

by Anonymous 1 month ago

i see assholes all the time.

by HatAcceptable6452 1 month ago

It's better that way

by Anonymous 1 month ago

I assume no one wanted to see my butthole

by Keenanschowalte 1 month ago

It's a fantastic arrangement

by Anonymous 1 month ago

There's nothing to interest women back there...unless they're demented ass freaks which in that case they can DM me

by Separate_Arm 1 month ago

Honestly, I think everyone involved is relieved.

by Much-Fun 1 month ago

We can change that if you like?

by Dramatic-Window1275 1 month ago

If this isn't the straightest thing I've seen on the internet today…

by Unlikely_Nothing 1 month ago

There is a reason for that.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Some men see more men's buttholes than women's…

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Did yous ever has attentions paids to yer buttsholes

by Negative_Leader_1017 1 month ago