Kid Rock is the Florida of rock music, amirite?

Kid Rock went from pretending he was black to pretending he's a good old boy from the south.

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago

Key takeaway is that he's only good at pretending.

by oberbrunnercali 4 weeks ago

Don't forget pretending to be raised poor.

by Deep_Style 4 weeks ago

This is an insult to Florida

by Sea_Tumbleweed 4 weeks ago

I tend to agree

by bschumm 4 weeks ago

as a non Floridian, i am insulted as well

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago

This is an insult to rock music.

by Rowan99 4 weeks ago

Isn't he from Detroit? Kid Rock is the poisonous lead pipes that slowly brings the intelligence of 'Mericuh's childrens down a bit more each year.

by Faheylawrence 4 weeks ago

Kid Rock is the Bermuda Triangle of rock music.

by ReasonableIce 4 weeks ago

More specifically, he's the Florida Panhandle

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago

Doesn't that depend a lot on how one perceives Florida?

by Wterry 4 weeks ago

Don't associate him with us born and bred white trash. Dude was born into good money and found even better money in pretending to be white trash. Which is why he's basically what you would get if you asked any non-white person to draw a white trash rap/country/butt-rock artist. My dude is about as southern as Don Cheadle is British.

by West_Emergency 4 weeks ago

then...what is ted nugent?

by Exciting-Diamond625 4 weeks ago

A Trumpanzee.

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago

Kid Rock is like a dirty above ground unheated pool. Nicknamed FloriBama

by No_Pilot 4 weeks ago

I cant explain it, but I always saw him as arkansas

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago

I see him as an old man who never could play music, and still thinks of himself as a kid.

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago

The best I've heard is he "makes music for people who know the exact price they could get for your catalytic converter." I'll add, but I bet they call it a Cadillac converter.

by Deep_Style 4 weeks ago

More like the turd that clogged the toilet at an AYCE buffet.

by Jabari73 4 weeks ago

I always saw him as your cousin's sketchy boyfriend who liked hanging out with you at a family thing, and said he had to get your number, so you naturally disappeared when everyone was saying goodbye.

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago