All fremen girls swallow, amirite?

In the dune encyclopedia it's said that fremwn boys practice edging as to not waste water

by Anonymous 1 year ago

But.... but sweating wastes water?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

But the stillsuit catches it

by abigail25 1 year ago

And then you drink it.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

That's certainly a way to "living on the edge".

by Timely_Wind_2086 1 year ago

In night city...

by Anonymous 1 year ago

You could nut in the stillsuit and it would recycle the water out of it?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

It would clog the rehydration mechanism

by bert99 1 year ago

I kinda feel like salt in your sweat would probably do the same though? I mean desalination plants need to be flushed out regularly JUST because of salt buildup.

by Fearless-Mode 1 year ago

Ptobably

by abigail25 1 year ago

The suit jack's them off

by Anonymous 1 year ago

They use whole body condom

by Important_Duck_7136 1 year ago

They couldn't design the stillsuits to feed the wearer their loads?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

It's called the Wambsgans design.

by AfraidInspector7646 1 year ago

Its a closed loop system

by Resident_Ganache 1 year ago

Not the crossover we need but the crossover we want.

by Alford73 1 year ago

Lol came here to say this. It says they practice having an orgasm without ejaculating. Some kind of fremen male right of passage

by brandy52 1 year ago

This is one of those things that's made more sense in Frank Herbert's head than in reality

by Ima47 1 year ago

Sex comes up regularly in Dune. They don't wear stillsuits while in the Sietch. There's literally an orgy in the first book that the movies skipped. It's definitely not something Herbert glossed over.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

That orgy is among other reasons why the Sci-Fi channel movies are superior.

by Zanderson 1 year ago

Dune is 50% worms and 50% gross protuberances and beefswelling.

by No-Post-1371 1 year ago

When you are high on cocaine most days a lot of stuff makes sense in your head

by Anonymous 1 year ago

He had nothing to do with that part.

by Old-Dinner-9475 1 year ago

A planet of starved gooners

by ashlynncorkery 1 year ago

You only say that until you've tried the magic space drugs

by kilbackcierra 1 year ago

They say it tastes like cinnamon

by Anonymous 1 year ago

The spice or sex sweat?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Por que no los dos?

by Past-Temporary-6325 1 year ago

Yep, magic space drugs in a sex tent!

by jonathon35 1 year ago

It's the'70s all over again.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I like how you think

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Yes.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

The spice must flow

by Monroewatsica 1 year ago

just special tents. not special sex tents

by jackelinekunze 1 year ago

not special sex tents They can be ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by Hopeful_Subject 1 year ago

Live about 4 times as long as a normal human.

by Fuzzy_Ask_9354 1 year ago

That sounds kinda torturous tbh. Unless you're guaranteed to have peak health or something - in which case it'd be neat, I guess.

by Fickle-Indication-54 1 year ago

I think they establish that spice consumption slows down the aging process, which would kind of suck when you're 300 years old, but less so when you can make your 20's last into your 50's...

by ethyl02 1 year ago

They would love a bit of rain

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I don't think boat would work in there

by cloviszemlak 1 year ago

Must absolutely reek like funky town in there.

by EconomyTurnip2266 1 year ago

Well the space drugs turn you into a worm eventually anyway so you might as well enjoy seggs while you still can

by Anonymous 1 year ago

It's not Spice that turned Leto into a sandworm, it was, IIRC, a symbiotic relationship with what amounts to sandworm larvae

by Dangelo51 1 year ago

This isn't TikTok. You can say sex

by kochjeremie 1 year ago

Lots of spice turns you into what the Guild Navigators are, not giant worms.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Only women can survive consuming the water of life from the worm...

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Jizzan Al Gaib

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Genius. Thanks for the laugh

by Anonymous 1 year ago

The spermice must flow

by beiereula 1 year ago

As it was written!

by Wskiles 1 year ago

Wait... Muad'dib is gay?!

by madelinetorp 1 year ago

He way gay, Muad'dib?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Well ... in the exact same logic, all fremen guys swallow too

by Siennaratke 1 year ago

Drink deep from the furry cup. (That phrase has really changed its meaning, now furrys are a thing)

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Thank you for traumatizing me.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

What do you think the dudes are doing when they jerk it? Don't waste that water...

by Anonymous 1 year ago

That's a whole entire movie I'm not prepared to watch.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Idk if you're joking but they edge

by Fearless_Leading 1 year ago

I read all freshmen girls swallow and was like what?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Yeah same, I don't know anything about dune so I misread it :/

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I always yell "I give you the gift of my water" when I ejaculate.

by Stantoneaster 1 year ago

there probably is also a significantly higher share of piss fetishists

by Anonymous 1 year ago

surprising thing is the women who like to get peed on always tend to be from the warmer climates. you'd think the ones in the colder zones would be more inclined but I haven't met one yet. I mean, it's a shock to the system if the body is not properly acclimated, but y'know... leave that for smarter minds than me. science is a mystery....

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I don't know if you watched Masters of the Air but in one of the first episode there is a crewman hospitalized with severe frostburn on his leg because he peed on a mission and the air temperature inside the plane was like -50°C

by baileyjalon 1 year ago

We need to cook

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Yeah but they are all dehydrated all the time. It's gonna be a lot more… intense… than it would be otherwise.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

That was profound. You are the true Messiah.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

👁️👄👁️ Lisan Al Gaib!

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Hate to burst your bubble, but it's unlikely that fremen would engage in foreplay at all, let alone oral. That's a massive waste of fluids and energy.

by First_Carob 1 year ago

Firemen foreplay him: g'day. Her: g''day

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Bloody Aussies taking over the solar system piece at a time

by madisenhodkiewi 1 year ago

Sietch orgy....

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Let the guy dream.

by doris88 1 year ago

Thanks for taking the fun out an imaginary situation from an imaginary world based on your imaginary experience with women.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

My canon is that they don't practice "sex" because it's actually very sweaty. They get their penis erect and inside, then use some sort of system (most notably an anal prostate simulator) to orgasm without sweating much. Most efficient way of procreating. Or collect and inseminate with syringe idk.

by Wileywaelchi 1 year ago

anal prostate simulator I watched the movie, it's called a thumper

by Gretchen32 1 year ago

They don't wear stillsuits in the sietches and there's an orgy in the book.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

It would be disrespectful not too

by Anonymous 1 year ago

The dudes never wash so...

by Anonymous 1 year ago

There's wipes, but wet they ain't

by Electrical-Cat 1 year ago

They also have sex without rythm to not attract sand worms.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Really????

by Aromaguera 1 year ago

Why is that something you think about during a movie

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Drum roll Given

by madisenhodkiewi 1 year ago

Tom Wambsgams is intrigued.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

"Thank you for this gift of moisture"

by Anonymous 1 year ago

It's cannon too. The original Dune novel has Gurney sing a song called The Flaming Dames that contain the lyrics The Galacian girls do it for pearls, And the Arrakeen for water! But if you desire dames like consuming flames, Try a Caladanin daughter!

by Anonymous 1 year ago

No, if they really respect you, they'll spit.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

But why would the swallow have to occur did not the big worm make the men feel jealous instead.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

In Dune 1, they all spit in cups then mix it all together and distribute it, why didn't they just keep their own spit in their own mouths

by Anonymous 1 year ago