Throwing up is often better than sex, amirite?

Welp.... I'm out

by Theawolf 4 weeks ago

I had cancer and often there was no other relief than vomiting, I wouldn't say it's better than sex but I understand where you're coming from.

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago

I'm happy to hear you say "had" cancer 🙏🏽

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago

this made me so uncomfortable

by fredaondricka 4 weeks ago

Lol

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago

i've thrown up and its nothing like poopin or sleepin. its the worst experience you can have.

by millerstephania 4 weeks ago

Once, I throwed up a little when I was lying face-up half-asleep. That hydrochloric acid from my stomach just flowed into my nasogastric tube. Worst experience ever. It was almost a chemical hazard incident by chemicals produced by my own body

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago

Okay, that's GERD. I get that too and hate it But GERD is to vomiting what getting one's penis caught in their zipper is to receiving oral sex.

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago

OP has no clue how to have good sex.

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago

You just have no clue how to have good vomiting. Heck, my stomach is grumbling now and I'm thinking of putting on a little smooth jazz before I head to the bathroom 🤤

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago

Okay, the vile filled vomit can be rough. But still, I enjoy that too. Vile is for standard vomit what anal is for regular sex: rougher, it can be painful if not done right, but at the same time it can be very enjoyable if one goes about doing it right. I prefer it when the vomit is lump and comes out in clumps that knock the esophagus as they go out. It's like my own body is humping my throat. I love it.

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago

I don't think I'll ever be able to relate vomiting to sex, but then again what the hell do I know about sex I'm a 17 year old virgin.

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago

You must have terrible sex.

by RevolutionaryLand 4 weeks ago

Or maybe you just have terrible vomiting 😉

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago

This is weird. I NEED AN ADULT!

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago

I don't believe you. feels like a made up opinion for outrage bait

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago

NSFW - Not Safe for World

by Capital-Career 4 weeks ago

Well.. yeah. That's really ahead of the curve.

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago

I am speechless

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago

Tf

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago

This got me hard 🍆

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago

🤨

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago

Are you sure you don't just have a vomit fettish, I'm legitimately asking because this is not a common feeling lol

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago

No. I enjoy vomiting when I'm sick, but at the same time I don't want to be around somebody else's vomit or, especially, have anything to do with vomit during sex. Just as someone might enjoy the relief they get from urinating without having a urine fetish

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago

Fair bro

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago

Most people might classify urinating as "relieving" but "enjoyable" isn't a word I've heard used for that, so... you're kind of on an island.

by SugarNo 4 weeks ago

nobody says they enjoy vomiting.

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago

...whatever floats your boat I guess...

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago

Floating on a boat? That might make me sea sick... 😉

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago

This is serial killer talk right here. You need to be on a watch list.

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago

This might be the peak of unpopular opinions.

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago

Dude I'm with you. That comforting feeling after being so horribly distraught is absolutely amazing. People look at this take the wrong way, what it really is describing is going from a 1 all the way up to an 80+ in just a few seconds. It's like the best high ever going from completely miserable to incredibly comfortable for what feels like the first time in your life. I will say, it's not the act of vomitting it's the immediate feeling when your done that gets me.

by Western_Video_7762 4 weeks ago

See, I can agree with this. I don't enjoy the act of vomiting but the feeling of relief right afterwards is definitely incredible.

by fglover 4 weeks ago

What?

by No-Cartoonist-412 4 weeks ago

I feel like this should be flagged as some sort of kink. I wish I could unread this… Admittedly sometimes I feel better after I throw up when I'm sick, but this is a whole other level of gross I didn't know existed.

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago

Nah nah nah what type of throwing up are you doing? I feel disgusted and gross after throwing up not to mention weird. Like sometimes it even comes out of the nose and it's so uncomfortable.

by Blandamyrtice 4 weeks ago

wtf did I just read

by grohan 4 weeks ago

I think you're doing sex wrong or something.

by skuhlman 4 weeks ago

Idk about all this but I will say that whenever I'm passing a kidney stone, I end up puking several times. And the five or so minutes after throwing up are always the best because the pain recedes in that time, and I'm left so exhausted that I have a chance of falling asleep for a bit

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago

Throwing up is one of my least favorite physical experiences, it's feels like death. I hate it so much. Definitely unpopular, thanks.

by alexandria18 4 weeks ago

I must really be throwing up wrong

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago

What? I've never had a pleasurable vomit lol but even bad sex is pretty fun if you're in the right mood for it & consenting. I think this is not just unpopular but weirdo territory, love.

by Better-Translator363 4 weeks ago

my bullimic ass literally just purged 5 miniutes before reading this... can confirm i dont enjoy vomiting but i wont judge you op

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago

I... actually agree with this. I'm ashamed

by schneiderkeshaw 4 weeks ago

What a terrible day to have eyes

by ComprehensiveBus 4 weeks ago

There's lots of things like this. A good piss. A good BM. Popping a deep zit or boil. Drinking a refreshment. Eating a good meal. Throwing up is one of those only under certain circumstances. Usually a stomach bug like when I made the mistake of ordering huevos rancheros in my Mexican hotel. 🤮 Immediate relief!

by semard 4 weeks ago

Okay, that's excessive But then again, having sex with six partners would also be painful, especially for the receptive partner. For me that would be too much of a good thing

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago

This is an unpopularopinon after all!

by MeasurementWorldly 4 weeks ago

Girlll...

by saigejacobs 4 weeks ago

dawg what kind of sex have you been having if vomitting > sex

by Resident_Village 4 weeks ago

Okay. This is unpopular.

by Good-Meeting 4 weeks ago

Omg I HATE throwing up.

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago

Very unpopular, outstanding job!

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago

Idek how this could be an opinion.

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago

That's why I said at the end that I'm not advocating people make themselves throw up. Vomiting is for being sick what Dim Sum is for Chinatown: not something I normally do, but while I'm there, I may as well enjoy it

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago

I admire your optimism

by felixmckenzie 4 weeks ago

OP has sex with warmed up donuts and blow-up dolls, that's why.

by Quitzonretta 4 weeks ago

I have a fear of throwing up, no clue what it's called but I'll never puke I'd rather swallow it

by TreacleRegular9090 4 weeks ago

what 😂😂😂😂

by Whole-Ad3734 4 weeks ago

Thank you for this truly unpopular opinion.

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago

That's not an opinion that's a fetish

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago

Definitely an unpopular opinion!

by Wunscheldridge 4 weeks ago

Op never had sex before.

by Mkuhic 4 weeks ago

I'm all for agreeing that vomiting does give you that instant relief to know you got whatever was making you nauseous out... However... Dude, are you ok? Like, in the head area?

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago

Wtf, seriously u need help, unless u have no more teeth and your throat is already covered in cancer, then nevermind it too late

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago