+34 Having sex in a car is often seen as risqué yet sexy, but masturbating in a car is seen as just plain creepy. amirite?

by oharaalexzander 2 weeks ago

Exactly what I said to the cop.

by Bbosco 2 weeks ago

Bruh

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

As a person who has had sex in cars a number of times, it's nothing special and definitely one of those movie/porn things that doesn't translate well to actual, real life.

by Dberge 2 weeks ago

And the beach.

by Dberge 2 weeks ago

The sand! Yeeash!

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

Rough, coarse, irritating and it gets everywhere.

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

if it worked for anakin :')

by Reasonable-Job 2 weeks ago

I'm not turned on anymore. 😋

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

The sand isn't great either.

by Ill-Hair 2 weeks ago

Always take a towel! At night (seems romantic under the full moon and all that) it's the sandflies that are the real passion-killers!

by Kaylahfunk 2 weeks ago

I've had nothing but positive experiences in all 3 places

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

Getting behind is actually the only way to make it work, and even then...

by Kaylahfunk 2 weeks ago

I disagree, my car sexperiences have been fantastic and memorable.

by Orpha24 2 weeks ago

My first car had limo tint. I got pulled over all the time, but never with my pant's down. The police couldn't catch me! 😋

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

Easy to get laid in a car if you are handsome and homeless.

by MasterpieceUpbeat 2 weeks ago

I don't know friend, I've had awesome car sex.

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

I think it depends a lot on the car. Sex in a Miata? Gonna be bad. Sex in an SUV? All sorts of room for activities.

by Nova20 2 weeks ago

Are you really living if you haven't had sex in a hearse?

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

Well, I was living, yes.

by Kleinorval 2 weeks ago

Are you undead if you do?

by Kaylahfunk 2 weeks ago

That is situational. When you live at home with your parents, a nice comfy back seat is perfectly fine.

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

very very much disagree

by Rich_Text_1093 2 weeks ago

I've never understood the appeal (in my experience it's usually girls who are more into that stuff too) Public/voyeuristic sex stuff is way overrated. ...And public masturbation is way over-exaggerated. I mean, apart from specific "creepier" contexts, what's the bfd? ...Guy touching his own wang, not "at" anyone in particular? lmao def not my cup of tea but it's kinda hilarious to think you could do it at a nude beach and it'd still be very taboo and might "scar" some people. Take it out; but no excessive touchy.

by OneKey6499 2 weeks ago

That does make the experience different.

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

Also, there aren't many things similar to sitting outside your car in a lit parkinglot butt naked having a smoke after. Quite freeing, really, but foolish. Luck was on my side.

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

Was I masturbating or having sex? The readers decide!

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

Try it in your own car next time?

by HorrorPerformer2817 2 weeks ago

that's why i got a 1 star on uber??😤

by Far_Owl 2 weeks ago

To be fair, you were supposed to be concentrating on driving…

by HorrorPerformer2817 2 weeks ago

You are not supposed to do that while you are driving! 🤣

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

my bad, i know for next time.😭

by Far_Owl 2 weeks ago

No one knows why some people keep coming back here, and expect more.

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

The same is true for literally anything - sex in changing room vs wanking In changing room, sex at work vs wanking at work.

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

If you're a man anyway. If you're a woman, you can put it on pornhub.

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

Why not do it and make $40?

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

That's just how the cookie crumbles

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

Title is supposed to say it all.

by DryOrdinary 2 weeks ago

Depends on what you look like.

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

...what about mutual masturbation in a car? 🤔

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

Well having sex is seen as more sexy and less creepy than masturbating period

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

Name anywhere you can have sex that's seen as risque and sexy where it wouldn't be seen as creepy to be masturbating.

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

Only if you're a guy...

by DrawerBackground1944 2 weeks ago

They say that breastfeeding is natural and that a woman should be able to do it anywhere without fear of opprobrium. Well, so is masturbation ... but you wouldn't think so, if the looks I got on the train this morning are anything to go by.

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

*sigh*

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

Let us in on the 4chan joke.

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

The 'whoosh'ing sound? Yeah ... that.

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

Ik this is a joke but comparing a mother feeding her crying baby in public to wanking off is a biiiggggg stretch

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

I didn't say is this a joke, I said ik this is a joke. As in 'I know' 😐

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

so you are comparing a unnecessary sexual act with feeding a actual hungry crying baby? wtf bro

by Legitimate-Chapter 2 weeks ago

Dear Lord ... another one - is there some kind of day release for the literal minded going on or something?

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

Where does a Soup Kitchen fit into this?

by Anxious-Apartment 2 weeks ago

If one person catches 2 people having sex in a car then their becomes a temporary shift in the social norm lol

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

I think the only place where it's creepier to have sex with someone than to masturbate alone is Olive Garden. "Because when you're here, you're family"

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

Same could be said about a lot of activities. Going to a bar, movie, restaurant, etc with someone is great and the social norm. Do these things alone and people give you weird looks and lots of space

by zola50 2 weeks ago

I've never heard of anyone getting arrested for sexytime in a car.

by quintonbrakus 2 weeks ago