+34 Having sex in a car is often seen as risqué yet sexy, but masturbating in a car is seen as just plain creepy. amirite?

by oharaalexzander 1 month ago

Exactly what I said to the cop.

by Bbosco 1 month ago

Bruh

by Anonymous 1 month ago

As a person who has had sex in cars a number of times, it's nothing special and definitely one of those movie/porn things that doesn't translate well to actual, real life.

by Dberge 1 month ago

And the beach.

by Dberge 1 month ago

The sand! Yeeash!

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Rough, coarse, irritating and it gets everywhere.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

if it worked for anakin :')

by Reasonable-Job 1 month ago

I'm not turned on anymore. 😋

by Anonymous 1 month ago

The sand isn't great either.

by Ill-Hair 1 month ago

Always take a towel! At night (seems romantic under the full moon and all that) it's the sandflies that are the real passion-killers!

by Kaylahfunk 1 month ago

I've had nothing but positive experiences in all 3 places

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Getting behind is actually the only way to make it work, and even then...

by Kaylahfunk 1 month ago

I disagree, my car sexperiences have been fantastic and memorable.

by Orpha24 1 month ago

My first car had limo tint. I got pulled over all the time, but never with my pant's down. The police couldn't catch me! 😋

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Easy to get laid in a car if you are handsome and homeless.

by MasterpieceUpbeat 1 month ago

I don't know friend, I've had awesome car sex.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

I think it depends a lot on the car. Sex in a Miata? Gonna be bad. Sex in an SUV? All sorts of room for activities.

by Nova20 1 month ago

Are you really living if you haven't had sex in a hearse?

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Well, I was living, yes.

by Kleinorval 1 month ago

Are you undead if you do?

by Kaylahfunk 1 month ago

That is situational. When you live at home with your parents, a nice comfy back seat is perfectly fine.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

very very much disagree

by Rich_Text_1093 1 month ago

I've never understood the appeal (in my experience it's usually girls who are more into that stuff too) Public/voyeuristic sex stuff is way overrated. ...And public masturbation is way over-exaggerated. I mean, apart from specific "creepier" contexts, what's the bfd? ...Guy touching his own wang, not "at" anyone in particular? lmao def not my cup of tea but it's kinda hilarious to think you could do it at a nude beach and it'd still be very taboo and might "scar" some people. Take it out; but no excessive touchy.

by OneKey6499 1 month ago

That does make the experience different.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Also, there aren't many things similar to sitting outside your car in a lit parkinglot butt naked having a smoke after. Quite freeing, really, but foolish. Luck was on my side.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Was I masturbating or having sex? The readers decide!

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Try it in your own car next time?

by HorrorPerformer2817 1 month ago

that's why i got a 1 star on uber??😤

by Far_Owl 1 month ago

To be fair, you were supposed to be concentrating on driving…

by HorrorPerformer2817 1 month ago

You are not supposed to do that while you are driving! 🤣

by Anonymous 1 month ago

my bad, i know for next time.😭

by Far_Owl 1 month ago

No one knows why some people keep coming back here, and expect more.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

The same is true for literally anything - sex in changing room vs wanking In changing room, sex at work vs wanking at work.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

If you're a man anyway. If you're a woman, you can put it on pornhub.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Why not do it and make $40?

by Anonymous 1 month ago

That's just how the cookie crumbles

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Title is supposed to say it all.

by DryOrdinary 1 month ago

Depends on what you look like.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

...what about mutual masturbation in a car? 🤔

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Well having sex is seen as more sexy and less creepy than masturbating period

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Name anywhere you can have sex that's seen as risque and sexy where it wouldn't be seen as creepy to be masturbating.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Only if you're a guy...

by DrawerBackground1944 1 month ago

They say that breastfeeding is natural and that a woman should be able to do it anywhere without fear of opprobrium. Well, so is masturbation ... but you wouldn't think so, if the looks I got on the train this morning are anything to go by.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

*sigh*

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Let us in on the 4chan joke.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

The 'whoosh'ing sound? Yeah ... that.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Ik this is a joke but comparing a mother feeding her crying baby in public to wanking off is a biiiggggg stretch

by Anonymous 1 month ago

I didn't say is this a joke, I said ik this is a joke. As in 'I know' 😐

by Anonymous 1 month ago

so you are comparing a unnecessary sexual act with feeding a actual hungry crying baby? wtf bro

by Legitimate-Chapter 1 month ago

Dear Lord ... another one - is there some kind of day release for the literal minded going on or something?

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Where does a Soup Kitchen fit into this?

by Anxious-Apartment 1 month ago

If one person catches 2 people having sex in a car then their becomes a temporary shift in the social norm lol

by Anonymous 1 month ago

I think the only place where it's creepier to have sex with someone than to masturbate alone is Olive Garden. "Because when you're here, you're family"

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Same could be said about a lot of activities. Going to a bar, movie, restaurant, etc with someone is great and the social norm. Do these things alone and people give you weird looks and lots of space

by zola50 1 month ago

I've never heard of anyone getting arrested for sexytime in a car.

by quintonbrakus 1 month ago