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It's kinda ironic that fat can be stored everywhere on the body except for the penis, amirite?
by Anonymous3 months ago
But it's nice that if you lose weight, your penis gets bigger. (Proportionally, anyway.) An effective motivation.
by Anonymous3 months ago
I think it's more than proportional growth, I think part of the shaft can get "buried" under the fat that accumulates on the pelvis, so losing weight will dig it back up.
by Lorenzo253 months ago
A stronger cardiovascular system could also provide better erections. Probably won't affect size that much but definitely would have a more functional member. Stay hard.
by Anonymous3 months ago
You should try hello fresh if it's available near you (and affordable). I'm a student atm and for me and my gf it's £40 a week for 5 meals. They're really quick and easy to make, healthy and you can choose what recipes you want. It's made me eat 10x better and it's slightly cheaper than doing a weekly shop in my area. Definitely worth looking into! Also cooking for other people is a great source of motivation for me.
by Professional_Self3 months ago
It should be motivating you to take control of your life again, you can do it!
by Anonymous3 months ago
The majority of ED problems are stress and related to mental health. It's not uncommon, but ED arising from a physical malfunction is not as likely as you'd think. Easy test: get a roll of stamps and wrap your member with 1 layer before bed. If you wake up in the morning and the stamp perforations have been broken, congrats, it's all in your head. Which, despite how it sounds, is usually easier to treat.
by Anonymous3 months ago
Oh forsure. Just funny to think you check it out buying a book of stamps, and the lady at the register thinks you're going to send a love letter across the country or pay a bill. Nope you're going home to measure your boner strength. You can probably sell erection test strips with perforated tape actually for like $22 for just 3 test strips. Steal my idea I just want a penny per unit sold.
by pagackellie3 months ago
I live in the UK so I'd be wrapping the queens face around my Johnathan.
by Professional_Self3 months ago
Who in the world has more than 1 stamp lengths worth!!!!
by Anonymous3 months ago
(Hashtag) StampOutED
by Anonymous3 months ago
Can confirm.
by Anonymous3 months ago
Wait so you're all saying having good mental and physical health is good for me? You got sources on this wild stuff?
by angus933 months ago
Erection advice from David Goggins be like:
by gcremin3 months ago
So, work hard, play hard?
by Commercial_Chest_5183 months ago
Oh definitely. But also it can make it effectively bigger. The more blood able to go in and stay in the longer and thicker it should be, to a certain point of course.
by Anonymous3 months ago
Also fat cells are where testosterone becomes a version of estrogen so lose weight=less estrogen= growth from that too.
by handmeghan3 months ago
I believe you are talking about aromatization Don't think it's as straightforward as that but there is definitely some correlation between fat storage and hormone levels.
by Anonymous3 months ago
So that's what that Goggins guy has been saying
by Anonymous3 months ago
This is the best description. And fellas lemme tell ya. If you're a bit chunky... There's about an inch of little buddy down there for every 30-35 lbs you lose. So losing that 130lbs over the last 2 years was uh... Cool. So maybe just another reason to lose a few pounds.
by Samara393 months ago
Hey I guess results may vary. I saw pretty close to what I mentioned in my case and that's the stat I had read.
by Samara393 months ago
Now I wonder what that guy who weighted over 1000 pounds got packing o.O
by No_Sink3 months ago
probably used to be an innie.
by lloyd993 months ago
Was gonna say the vest same. Lower belly button
by Samara393 months ago
I absolutely hate that your verbiage is not wrong
by Anonymous3 months ago
Yeah also your balls (and some skin around them) skin is used to make your shaft able to extend, that's why it's loose. So when even more skin gets left after loosing weight. YOUR BALLS'RE WRIMKLIER
by Anonymous3 months ago
Your balls hang so that they are a few degrees lower than body temperature. They are wrinkly because your balls need to retract when its cold, in order to use your body to maintain temperature. You can grab your nuts and stretch them back to find the secret inch, but thats just a trick that we learned. It isnt by design. I doubt your balls would become more wrinkly from losing weight as well, unless you had obesity related inflammation to the testicles. Most overweight guys actually gain testicular volume when they lose weight, which would mean less wrinkly nuts.
by Fluid_Push_50343 months ago
Lol you just described exactly the proportional growth they mentioned.
by imeldabruen3 months ago
It is definitely more than proportional growth. This is why most really fat dudes have small penises. Too much fat can easily hide 1-2 inches.
by Funkburnice3 months ago
trimming the pubes is so much easier!
by Anonymous3 months ago
Por que no los dos?
by Anonymous3 months ago
Or that you can finally see your penis. That's why I started working out after I realized I had to lean forward to much to notice anything down there unless I wanted to play with it first. So far I'm down 15lbs so that's satisfying
by Anonymous3 months ago
I got over half of mine back 😊
by RecentMap3 months ago
...oh really? I need to read about that.
by Anonymous3 months ago
Which means my limit is... calculating 4 inches with my 182 pound ass. Not much.
by Anonymous3 months ago
Im going for a walk now
by No-Proposal-28983 months ago
And this is the motivation I needed
by Jazzlike-Fun3 months ago
Saw an interview with a chap with dwarfism and he said that it's basically just his bones not getting long enough (hence why a lot of folks with dwarfism look chubby - it's just their internal organs not fitting properly in their rib cage). Anyway point is he said his dick was still proportional to a normal-sized man, so looked huge on him!
by Aggressive_Lime3 months ago
Pelvic fat buries the penis. You gain like an inch for ever 20 lbs of fat loss.
by Anonymous3 months ago
Instructions unclear. Penis is now 90% of my body weight
by Anonymous3 months ago
People who are fat enough to have a fat-hidden penis and people who need a bigger dick for sex are venn diagrams that do not overlap.
by Kuhlmankirk3 months ago
I don't think this is true.. for example, do your ears or nose get bigger if you get fatter?
by Wwalker3 months ago
Nose only grows if you lie I think. Cant fully confirm
by Dangerous_Floor3 months ago
Now I'm curious about a Pinocchio XXX parody
by Nikkirenner3 months ago
Help me step bro! im stuck in the dryer! * Nose proceeds to grow*
by Dangerous_Floor3 months ago
I'd be shocked if this didn't exist already
by Anonymous3 months ago
Ask and you shall receive
by Hanna563 months ago
I was begging for that to be a rickroll, but no.
by Anonymous3 months ago
Don't look up pinnochio rule 34
by Libbieschmeler3 months ago
Peenocchio
by Anonymous3 months ago
It actually grows by age. Really old people almost always have huge noses and ears as well.
by Funkburnice3 months ago
How about your eyelids? Ever seen anyone with a big fat pair of eyelids?
by xsimonis3 months ago
Me, when I'm having an allergic reaction.
by OwlWinter3 months ago
Your ears and nose are in a constant state of growing.
by Anonymous3 months ago
Would you care to elaborate? AFAIK hyaline cartilage is not capable of growth.
by No-Turnip54953 months ago
You are correct; they are not growing in a biological sense the way we talk about growing as a child. However, for many people the ears and nose become bigger over time, because the cartilege breaks down over time leading to drooping, which over time also stretches the skin so that you end up with larger nose/ears. So the sense in which they are 'growing' is the same way you could say your ears grow when doing piercing stretching, becoming bigger in terms of area and potentially volume but not doing the process of growing that we experience growing up.
by Quitzonmargie3 months ago
Have you ever seen an old man's ears?
by Siennaemmerich3 months ago
Look at old people. Some of them have huge ears. Those were little baby ears when they were born.
by langduncan3 months ago
That is incorrect
by aaron273 months ago
So is my penis.
by carter513 months ago
…but do they get bigger if you get fatter?
by Intelligent_Tea3 months ago
Me when forehead fat:
by Anonymous3 months ago
Might have meant everywhere with muscle? Ears and nose are just cartilage.
by Few-Campaign49173 months ago
teh penis has muscle?
by Anonymous3 months ago
it's basically comprised solely of muscle, tissue, vein/arteries, and urethra.
by Velmafunk3 months ago
I think you are right. I'm pretty fat and mine don't really change size when I yoyo up and down.
by Anonymous3 months ago
It makes sense though, because it guards against obesity hindering reproductive success. If it wasn't so, it would establish a detrimental relationship between consumption of resources and success in reproduction. Imagine if a species most successful predators were unable to contribute to the gene pool - you'd have a negative feedback loop where less fit suitors are better suited mates.
by Anonymous3 months ago
Obesity is already a hindrance to reproductive success, high blood pressure makes it harder to get an erection. That, plus the whole "can't outrun the predators" thing.
by Anonymous3 months ago
When you say predator, is this still in a sexual context?
by Apprehensive_Wait6853 months ago
We humans have eyes in the front of our heads making us predators by design. Prey animals have eyes on the sides of their heads to watch out for things higher on the food chain.
by ethel873 months ago
No, they meant the regular kind like bears or tigers.
by Lemkezelma3 months ago
Humans don't exist in isolation though, so throughout most of history, an obese person would've been that way because they were probably wealthy and could afford the extra resources over other people, so they'd probably be protected by others as well.
by Sorry_Tell3 months ago
Most of humanity. Obesity has always been around as an "issue" for rich elites. And even before the creation of societies, there were good years and bad years, and if you survived in the bad years you can become overweight in the good years. And you wouldn't want to inhibit reproductive success during times of excess.
by lawson173 months ago
You would only run into issues if you were morbidly obese, which wouldn't have been a thing millions of years ago (barring a few anomalies). Certainly it was not a big enough of an issue as to cause evolution to select for no penis fat for this purpose.
by Anonymous3 months ago
Morbid obesity wasn't even a thing 100 years ago. You can see old-timey pictures of "World's Fattest Man" in a circus from like 1900, then realize that you see someone fatter than him at least once/week (more if you shop at Walmart).
by Alternative_Tap3 months ago
Yes, our ability to be obese is a result of natural selection.
by Anonymous3 months ago
I don't know if that's true. I heard the reason all these ED drug commercials are on all the time is all the obese guys can't get it up. Another thing I heard is ED is the best predictor of heart disease. And that the ED rate goes up, together with the heart attack rate.
by Anonymous3 months ago
Unless there is adaptation on the other end
by Dakotavon3 months ago
It's not ironic at all. Its evolution. Besides, no one wants a fat penis. It likely wouldn't add length just in the same way that fat people aren't taller. You would likely just end up with drooping blobs that would make that much harder to get into a vagina.
by sincere643 months ago
Yeah a soft squishy layer covering your erection would not be a good thing.
by Anonymous3 months ago
I don't think you know what ironic means.
by dollydietrich3 months ago
Alanis Morisette enters the chat.
by Anonymous3 months ago
Should have named that song "Mild Inconveniences"
by dollydietrich3 months ago
Are plane crashes just a mild inconvenience to you?
by FluidWrongdoer41703 months ago
Sounds pretty nice.
by dollydietrich3 months ago
I like burgre
by Anonymous3 months ago
Uhh well... go go gadget fleshlight ?
by Anonymous3 months ago
Meh... it's okay, thanks for asking.
by Strict_Raisin91753 months ago
Especially if you're a woman
by Anonymous3 months ago
Wait, really?
by Anonymous3 months ago
I mean, I've never met a woman who stored fat in her penis anyway.
by Anonymous3 months ago
Yet.
by Anonymous3 months ago
Incorrent use of the word ironic - the word ‘annoying' is what you're looking for
by InterestingQuit30193 months ago
Ironic is nearly always misused. TBF its how the word has been misperpetuated throughout culture, but yeah its not a coincidence.
by Anonymous3 months ago
The misuse of "ironic" is ironic, which is poetic ironic.
by Ok-Step-31213 months ago
Didn't a lady write a whole song about the irony of its misuse a couple decades ago?
by Ipfannerstill3 months ago
If you would indulge me for an argument, please define what ironic means to you and give an example of it being used incorrectly commonly. My English teacher made the same claim. I disagreed then as I do now.
by Anonymous3 months ago
Look up the definition, here's some examples: • A dentist with bad teeth. • A lifeguard drowning. • A police station getting robbed. • A marriage counselor getting divorced. • A traffic jam on the way to a traffic management conference.
by InterestingQuit30193 months ago
It's like rain on your wedding day. Or a free ride when you've already paid. It's the good advice that you just didn't take. /s
by Anonymous3 months ago
That's a little bit too ironic, don't ya think?
by Anonymous3 months ago
because an obese limp dick is what everyone wants 🤣
by Anonymous3 months ago
Sarcasm is what you should be looking for 😉
by Anonymous3 months ago
How is that ironic? Unfortunate maybe? But not ironic.
by harrisoncremin3 months ago
That's not what irony is
by Anonymous3 months ago
yea. You just don't gain weight in your dick.
by DismalEar50823 months ago
why is this ironic? fat getting stored in the penis sounds absolutely terrible
by Murky_Pride3 months ago
I don't recall ever seeing anyone with fat ears or nose tbh.
by Anonymous3 months ago
Get fat enough and they will eventually get fat deposited in them, even if they're mainly cartilage. The penis though, it just shrinks the fatter you get lol
by Virtual-Jackfruit3 months ago
You saying you don't have a fat Penis?!
by Anonymous3 months ago
It can't be stored in the eyes either I hope
by DevelopmentThink70913 months ago
Imagine if one of natures greatest motivators (sex) would inspire you to die young (obesity).
by Comfortable_Sign10933 months ago
Pee is stored in the balls.
by leopold493 months ago
My bf used to be pretty fat and now that he lost weight, he says his penis was indeed thicker and even had a "belly" shape in it when he was fat. I cannot confirm or deny his claims as he had already lost weight when I first met him, but that's curious
by Anonymous3 months ago
If you think America is the fattest country in the world NOW imagine it if you could...
by Anonymous3 months ago
But America isn't, per capita. It's 10th for men and 36th for women. Among children, America is 26th for males and 22nd for females.
by Cronamaggie3 months ago
This feels like a long winded setup for a 'your mum' joke.
by emeraldtoy3 months ago
Sorry for you small dick folks
by Anonymous3 months ago
Yeah cuz it doesn't contain fat. Like eyes and ears for example
by walter803 months ago
Fat injections are a real thing. It can make your tallywhacker fatter, but not longer.
by Anonymous3 months ago
It is stored in the penis. Just in the base... Making it smaller.
by Specialist-Nature1063 months ago
Whats ironic about that?
by cassandratorphy3 months ago
Then why is my cock so damn fat🫣
by Anonymous3 months ago
That is neither true nor ironic
by TopCryptographer37743 months ago
That's to keep you from eating yourself to death.
by Traditional-Car3 months ago
Why would I want fat on my cock? I want my turgid member to be a mallet. I want it to leave bruises when it bounces and thrusts not push rope.
by Anonymous3 months ago
You just haven't tried hard enough
by Savings-Bandicoot6343 months ago
It's a damn shame honestly 😂
by Anonymous3 months ago
Why is that ironic? You want fat on your penis?
by Enrico483 months ago
Maybe you just aren't eating enough Penis Rich foods
by cartwrightjerem3 months ago
So you're telling me my wife is lying when she tells me I have a fat cock? 😢
by ilianaleuschke3 months ago
That's because fat is stored in the balls
by Anonymous3 months ago
It can be artificially stored in the penis via injection
by Anonymous3 months ago
It might be ironic if it were true
by Anonymous3 months ago
Yes some people are said to have a "fat dick"
by Kihnsheldon3 months ago
How is this ironic? Swear to god no one these days knows what irony is
by Hefty-Chemical3 months ago
It's also ironic that fat cells produce the hormone leptin, which is responsible for the feeling of satiety, but because you produce more of it when your fat, you develop a resistance and feel more hungry anyway.
by Anonymous3 months ago
Ears, eyes, nose, lips, clit
by Anonymous3 months ago
It's a muscle, just work it out
by Anonymous3 months ago
Why is it that my brain is framing this as a challenge?
by Anonymous3 months ago
Speak for yourself! I have a nice big fat &*#%, not sure what you have!
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