Coffee is disgusting and I hate it, amirite?

I dislike the taste of coffee. No combination has ever made me like it.

by Hoppenovella 1 year ago

lol OTOH I drink coffee solely for the taste Never felt the benefits from it as a stimulant

by According-Ticket 1 year ago

Shrug. The last time I drank coffee was on September 26th, 1984. It's not horrible and I see the appeal, but I'd rather not.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

September 26th, 1984 the day Juan Valdez died.

by DepartmentTop 1 year ago

And the number 1 song in the USA was Let's Go Crazy by Prince

by AccessIllustrious 1 year ago

Bye bye this here coffee guy, drove my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

by DepartmentTop 1 year ago

the day joel from the last of us was probably born, and he's a massive coffee enjoyer

by Select-Midnight 1 year ago

I agree with you on that, I dislike it too. I'm not sure how people drink it. It tastes like ground drit.

by adanreilly 1 year ago

You don't like ground drit???? Kidding aside you can just call it regular dirt

by Craig39 1 year ago

You know what just call it dirt

by Craig39 1 year ago

"Chai tea"

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Ah yes tea tea lol

by Anonymous 1 year ago

"Naan bread"

by SubjectArrival 1 year ago

Bad coffee tastes like dirt.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

It's so gross not alcohol gross but gross in a completely different way lol even my dads iced frappe that he drinks everyday sucks lol

by Ok-Advice 1 year ago

I'm similar, but in my case it's beer, I can't stand the stuff. And yet I'm surrounded by beer lovers who think I'm weird because I would rather have water.

by Karinejohnson 1 year ago

I hate beer too lol

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Sorry, your doubly screwed.

by Karinejohnson 1 year ago

Yeah beer sucks for sure!

by Ok-Advice 1 year ago

I know quite a few people that dislike/hate the taste of coffee, so you're definitely not alone. I, on the other hand, LOVE it. It's just over the last couple of years, I have figured out I can't have it. Aggravates my medical issue. Sucks bad, it does. So, now it's tea and Celsius when I need that extra "kick" of go-go juice.

by Nsporer 1 year ago

But isn't the medical problems related to caffeine? Which is also in Celsius and tea

by shania25 1 year ago

Ever played outside as a child?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Yeah, but I was one of the smart'unes who didn't lick asphalt and didn't drink dirt water.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

We've all tried coffee?

by jeromymorar 1 year ago

Same. Also a tea drinker. Tried every coffee from black to the foo foo 100mg of sugar mess at starbucks. Still hate it

by tschmidt 1 year ago

I am a coffee drinker and even I don't like Starbucks coffee. It is burnt to hell.

by clay28 1 year ago

Grams not mg lol

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I hate tea too lol but coffee just absolutely sucks and I'm kind of annoyed my brother has started drinking coffee in college because he's already always been a little high sprung when he talks so this'll put him over the edge lol

by Ok-Advice 1 year ago

If the highest end of coffee you've had was at Starbucks, I would suggest giving a specialty coffee shop a try. There's worlds better coffee out there.

by wintheiserflo 1 year ago

More hot bean water for meee

by Virginiabarton 1 year ago

Not an unpopular opinion. Sure, a lot of people like coffee, but I know a ton of people who can't stand it and even more whose idea of coffee is mostly milk and flavoring

by Anonymous 1 year ago

That is interesting, because usually people look at me like I have 3 heads when I say I don't care for coffee.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I don't drink coffee either. I always feel the odd one out, as most of my coworkers drink coffee during break.

by deron45 1 year ago

I love the smell but I don't like the taste. Also don't like tea though.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

The only time I drink coffee is when it barely qualifies as coffee anymore (frappe, iced, ect.) I Stick with tea and energy drinks

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I dont hate, i just dont like it and prefer water. Same with the tea, btw. I just dont understand it

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Idk man I just hate it and the same goes for tea water and milk are the best

by Ok-Advice 1 year ago

Everyone in my family are tea drinkers but I find the stuff vile. But I do love coffee. Coffee is great. I used to think it was yuck and then I tried it without milk. Black, no sugar is nice

by Illustrious_Fly5651 1 year ago

I hate coffee too! The smell makes me sick, and it takes like bitter crap to me. The obsession people have with their morning coffee drives me crazy, and their breath smells like a$$. Yes, we are out there.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

This ain't that unpopular ya know. I have one "friend" who drinks the dirt water and that guy only does it cause he's a wanker that thinks sleep ain't a necessity.

by Usual_Job 1 year ago

Do you genuinely think like this

by Enough_Trifle 1 year ago

There's free coffee at the office but I'll still drink an energy drink everyday.

by Xhirthe 1 year ago

Tea and coffee is rank

by SevereExamination 1 year ago

Coffee is life. But that's interesting, I wonder if you have a genetic aversion to it or something. Like some people can eat hot foods or coriander and some people can't.

by OneOne 1 year ago

I mean you're right. Most people don't drink coffee plain. Most tea just taste like water (unless it's flavored).

by Suspicious_Ant 1 year ago

my partner doesn't like anything to do with coffee!

by Lemkefausto 1 year ago

more people drink tea than coffee in the world

by Anonymous 1 year ago

If you are curious, maybe try "fruity" light-roasted coffee, like Kenya or Ethiopia,, prepared in Hario drip or Chemex. You might be surprised, it tastes more like a tea. You can usually find it with fancy cafeterias, prepared by bearded baristas.

by angelawiegand 1 year ago

yea it's gross

by Relative_Title 1 year ago

32-year-old here and have always hated coffee! Tea all the way! I love matcha lattes and chai lattes in particular

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I like tea too. Chai with a little honey and milk is my go to.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I love coffee. Although one of my friends hates it and described it like… "it tastes like burnt water".

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Oh hell yeah. You're not the only one man. F em others

by Anonymous 1 year ago

tea ngl is a lot better than coffee , especially if tea has spices

by Straight_Bit 1 year ago

I can't drink coffee black but it's super yummy with flavored creamers and other tasty crap! 😋

by Titoheller 1 year ago

29 years old and i have tried to like it, but it is just awful. Do not understand why people drink heaps of it. It smells wonderful but tastes like dirty and bitter bean water.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

When I was in my late teens a slightly older friend said he wouldn't consider me an adult until I drank coffee and wine. Here I am, 38 years old, 2 kids - and I still don't drink coffee or wine (or tea even), so guess I'm not an adult yet. I'd kinda like to find a warm drink I could actually enjoy with others, but the only warm drink I like is hot chocolate - and even then just a cup and I'm good lol

by Rheahamill 1 year ago

So?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

You're wrong.

by Acrobatic-Walrus 1 year ago

OK... and? There's this thing called taste. Some tastes you will like, others you will not. Don't drink it. Problem solved. Also, it's not that controversial. There are millions of people who don't like coffee.

by Electronic_Health 1 year ago

Ugh. Coffee is SO gross!! It tastes like mud! 🤣 I'm a tea drinker- iced tea, hot tea, fruit tea, builders tea…

by draynor 1 year ago

Yea sucks too though lol. Water and milk for the win haha 😂 unless it's Arnold Palmer that's different but the ONLY time I'll drink tea

by Ok-Advice 1 year ago

Why do you know how mud tastes, and can compare directly to coffee? Did you have a mud and coffee tasting at the same time?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Yeah, I agree with you. Coffee's gross. It tastes like dirty, hot water. It certainly smells better than it tastes.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Agree on the smell. I like it but the taste is nasty

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I can't even take the smell.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Lol had a feeling you were a tea drinker. Everyone has their own preference. I like tea before bed but it's too boring for me in the morning. I don't get the same "get up and go" energy. Plus I like how coffee smells/tastes.

by Stanton08 1 year ago

It's funny because I love the smell of coffee but I find the taste too bitter

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Have you tried creamers or milk and sugar in it?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Not OP but I have. I too love the smell but only completely covering up the flavor of coffee makes it palatable. And at that point why have the coffee? I don't need the caffeine and can't stand the taste so I'll skip it.

by Hoppenovella 1 year ago

People don't drink coffee for the taste, they drink it for the rush.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

i drink it for the taste and the rush

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I drink it for the teeth stains

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I like my breath to smell like stale coffee.

by DepartmentTop 1 year ago

OMG, coffee breath is the worst!

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I definitely drink for the taste - I wouldn't be sourcing carbonic maceration single origin beans if it wasn't for the taste.

by Super-Ad 1 year ago

I feel like people who hate coffee have probably never had good coffee. There is a huge difference with quality beans that are properly roasted, fresh and recently ground and properly prepared. There's so much stale preground burnt dreck out there that it's only drinkable if you turn into a milkshake.

by DepartmentTop 1 year ago

No, some of us hate everything about it. Maybe some that say they like the smell would like it, but I can tell you that I do not. I think it is either an acquired taste, or some genetic thing like cilantro tasting like soap.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

The first time I had coffee (because it tasted bitter and horrible to me before), I was 22 and on a coffee farm in Kenya. The farmer brewed it fresh for me with two brown sugars (from his farm also) and I got off the ceiling about 2 hours later. Completely hooked. Got back to the U.K. and ordered an espresso from Starbucks and was basically diarrhoea water. Awful. So still don't drink it.

by Cathryn51 1 year ago

its funny i feel this way about tea lol. i just dont like it unless its one of those boba drinks or mixed with lemonade

by Ellietillman 1 year ago

Agreed. Never enjoyed it. I get my caffeine fix in the morning from gamersupps since it's convenient and the only powdered energy drink that sweetens with erythritol. Which is significantly better than any other sweetener which all have god awful taste or aftertaste. Much better than coffee. Also a tea drinker

by weissnatpeggie 1 year ago

Coffee is okay but I wouldn't be able to drink 4-5 cups a day as I do it with tea

by Anonymous 1 year ago

although I do like the occasional cup of coffee and sometimes go through a phase of favouring coffee, I'm generally a tea drinker. I love the taste of tea even just black - steeped correctly of course. coffee is actually vile. but sometimes that needed big hit of caffeine outweighs the taste.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Coffee tastes sweet when life tastes bitter.

by walshthaddeus 1 year ago

put some honey and a teaspoon of sugar in it bc straight black aint it

by TrueMycologist4753 1 year ago

it's an acquired taste, pretty much everyone hates it until they drink enough of it.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

With some added sweetness and some cream it tastes ok. And when you drink lots of it, it may help you push trough your day.

by Equivalent_Umpire 1 year ago

I also don't like coffee but l do like coffee ice cream. What do you think? Could that be a joke for Jerry Seinfeld?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Genuinely curious, best rough guess, how many times have you tried it?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Yeah, I love coffee but completely understand. It's a very oddly tasting beverage. I don't like beer for expample even though I get why people might enjoy it. (I'm czech, its basically blasphemy)

by Hettingercraig 1 year ago

Agreed it sucks balls, even when I was little and took a sip of my grandpas Greek coffee when he went upstairs it was awful! But it does smell nice though although when you're shopping in ulta for your moms Christmas present NO amount of coffee is going to help your nose and your headache lol 😂

by Ok-Advice 1 year ago

Being a tea drinkar is just insane to me. Tea is literally dirty water bro. Warm water is literally better tasting.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

This is popular. Coffee drinkers are really annoyed with hearing it, too

by Time-Cranberry7772 1 year ago

I love coffee, it gives me energy in the morning. I try not to drink much because of possible health problems.

by Limp-Measurement4290 1 year ago

Wow I'm the opposite. Tea is disgusting to me haha

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Probably quite a lot of people. Millions upon millions. The bitter slap of coffee is not to everyone's taste, and I'd think there are far more tea drinkers in the world. There's nothing wrong or weird about not liking coffee. If you don't, you don't! More tea for you.

by No-Perspective 1 year ago

Cool story bro

by reneebernhard 1 year ago

Coffee is my entire personality

by Queasy_Recognition 1 year ago

Me too, I prefer tea. Although I find coffee to be also delicious! But the fact that it's unhealthy because of its caffeine and sugar amount makes me dislike it.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

It is acquired taste and that's fine. I hate tea though.

by SmileAbject 1 year ago

Wow, I can't believe you don't have the same opinion as me!!! /j I will say, I'm not a fan of coffee without sweet caramel flavoring. But something I noticed is that it helps me a lot with managing my ADHD in ways most other caffeinated drinks don't (certain energy drinks do help). I will be talking to a psychiatrist next month about trying ADHD medication though. Idk what about specific types of caffeinated drinks helps when others don't. I'd love to put time aside and actually research it.

by Della98 1 year ago

Not liking the taste of something isn't an unpopular opinion.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Coffee not only doesn't taste good, I don't like the way it makes me feel.

by Ziemanngeraldin 1 year ago

Maybe there are other people like me out there? Is Coffee really the thing you want to use this phrase for?

by Jjones 1 year ago

It's more of an acquired taste. It takes some drinking before you start liking it and we mostly drink for the effect. That's why people put sugar, milk, and whatnot.

by Stunning_Beyond 1 year ago

My wife doesn't like it either. Pretty common thing.

by mertzquinn 1 year ago

I'm starting to have this opinion. Well, I don't think it's disgusting, but I starting to not like it like I used to. I do like tea, and it comes in fun flavors :)

by Anonymous 1 year ago

That's fair, I think like many things it can be a bit of an acquired taste or something you grow up with. I really like the taste of coffee in a particular way with particular beans. And I think for me a lot of it is more the ritual than anything.

by Grady88 1 year ago

You just think coffee is disgusting because you haven't tried… {Insert variation}

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Like with many things, you start drinking it for the effects and develop a taste for it later on.

by hcorwin 1 year ago

intricacies, baby!

by Wonderful-Earth 1 year ago

I somewhat like the taste, but I don't like that I have to eat something with it just to avoid diarrhea and I really don't like withdrawal headaches. So I try to stick to tea as much as possible.

by Special_Money5558 1 year ago

What kind of coffee did you try? There is a much wider range of ways to prepare it compared to tea. Make sure to try all ranges before ruling it out, then it's fair

by Anonymous 1 year ago

same. weirdly I like the smell but i can't get over the taste even with lots of cream / sugar

by daviskarl 1 year ago

It's more like a soft social drug and not something most people really enjoy. I mean if people would love the taste of coffee there wouldn't be a need for milk and sugar, people adding this stuff because they don't like the taste of coffee. Caffeine is addicting

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Now this is an unpopular opinion

by Anonymous 1 year ago

This is definitely not an unpopular opinion

by Anonymous 1 year ago

What's next? Chocolate is disgusting too?

by Odd_Amoeba_9573 1 year ago

I think it taste like hot chocolate but I never drink it cuz I don't want the caffeine.

by Correct_Passion 1 year ago

Yeah there's three types of people and what they drink in the morning. There's the ones that drink hot water with burnt asshole, the ones that drink burnt asshole with hot water, and those that drink Coke.

by Current-Drag-7704 1 year ago

I don't like it either. I used to drink it when I was younger but after my ulcers in my 30's I can't drink it without a lot of pain. I never really liked it though, was a necessary evil. I hate coffee-flavored anything.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Have you tried nerd coffee? It's like regular coffee but made with so much attention to detail and care that you'd wear it was a long lost lover. Bad coffee is bad. Good coffee is amazing.

by Elinore82 1 year ago

Cool. Good for you I guess.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Used to hate coffee, now I love it, but I get it. I'm glad I enjoy it now tho.

by Alec52 1 year ago

Tea tastes like flower piss

by Fabulous-Swordfish11 1 year ago

Good on ya, just stick to tea... there problem solved...

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Can't stand coffee. Also hate plain tea, it just doesn't taste like anything to me lol. Tea with milk, sugar, and a splash of whiskey for me. Earl Grey is my go to

by mayerjulia 1 year ago

So don't drink it.

by saraiorn 1 year ago

Idk about disgusting but coffee is not my cup of tea

by Beneficial_Long8826 1 year ago

I hate everything about coffee. The smell, the taste, the stupid jokes and memes. And it's a socially accepted addiction.

by Romaguerahershe 1 year ago

FINALLY YES

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Coffee is disgusting, it's my favorite drink

by Feisty-Ad 1 year ago

I have Vanilla lattes if I have Coffee. Much nicer. American coffee is way different to how we seem to most commonly have it.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

agree, but not unpopular

by Anonymous 1 year ago

And I don't like Tea. Whatever you like.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

For me it's not about the taste but the temperature. I hate warm/hot drinks. They just feel wrong to me

by robbie54 1 year ago

Tea and coffee suck. Any drink I have to manually add sugar or other ingredients to make bearable is trash. I'd rather just drink water.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

You could be a supertaster. I'm one and I can't stand coffee. Or most alcoholic drinks, which taste like vinegar to me.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Of course there are other people like you! Not me, but other people!

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I don't drink coffee and tea. Come at me 😂

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Same I don't like it either

by CatUnhappy3338 1 year ago

Yeah there certainly are, coffee is like that, either you love it or you hate it. I like it because I was grown up around the Espresso Culture and it just tasted very nice even though the caffeine element had practically no noticeable effect for me. I understand why some do not like it, hell my own brother doesn't.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I like coffee. Only black. If there is milk and/or sugar in it, it is not coffee anymore, its a dessert.

by Jumpy_Plenty 1 year ago

Up until I had my first child, I didn't drink any kind of hot drink

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I read somewhere that you need to drink enough to start liking it, basically gaslighting yourself into loving it haha. Black chocolate and beer are in the same category.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I don't know how to make coffee so the only time I drink it is because i can let it brew in normal temp water for the caffeine but I have to boil water for caffeine from tea. And the brewed one I think it's called black coffee tastes really bad but it gets the job done. The only other time i drink coffee is when they're offering it for free

by Anonymous 1 year ago

In my opinion coffee smells great tastes bad. ( European) Tea doesn't even smell nice.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I HATE BLACK coffee. But I absolutely love it with French or Irish cream and sugar. Mmm

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I feel like people that like smoking or drinking are the ones who have the most tolerance for coffee.

by Ehaley 1 year ago

I'm with you. Can't stand the stuff. And I work overnights!

by Anonymous 1 year ago