+15 Cows only eat grass. When they have a baby, that baby was made entirely from grass. Life is strange and awesome. amirite?

by Anonymous 1 month ago

So, what you're saying is that vegetarians can now eat steak?

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Yes! We found the loophole.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

No. Sadly now vegetarians can't eat vegetables. And since there are microorganisms in water, that's out too.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

No but they can eat babies

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Did you know trees only take trace elements from the ground so most of the volume of a tree is made up of carbon from the air. Trees are made mostly from air.

by Feisty-Criticism 1 month ago

Actually, cows eat a lot of plant matter, not just grass. They're also fed grain mixtures (domestic). And they've been known to chomp baby birds and eggs. Oh, and if bugs are on the plants they're eating, welp, the bugs become food, too. Calves (baby cows) are made of cells. Billions of cells. None of these cells are plant cells; they're animal cells. So, no, "baby cows" are not made of "grass".

by Practical-Bad-3961 1 month ago

They didn't write "of grass", but "from grass" , though

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Water and oxygen would like a word

by smiller 1 month ago

So much negativity. It's hard to see that now. Thank you!

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Therefore, steak is vegan. QED

by Anonymous 1 month ago

I remember the first time I smoked weed

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Cows aren't made of grass.

by Rboyle 1 month ago