1 million seconds ago was 9th april 2024 whereas 1 billion seconds ago was 1993, amirite?

1 trillion seconds ago was 30,000BC...

by Anonymous 1 week ago

1 quadrillion seconds ago was 31,688,739 years ago

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Wow, I wonder what the atoms that make my body were doing then.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Probably just preparing to be freaking rad

by Budget-Chair-3014 1 week ago

Jesse, we gotta cook

by Local-Discussion-123 1 week ago

Probably starting to form together your cock because your cock is so big that it took that long for all the atoms to arrange to form your giant massive cock big boy

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Jesus

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Bro cooked harder than jesus

by ransomdare 1 week ago

Its been that much already, huh

by Anonymous 1 week ago

22 July 1992 at 12:42 CST 🤓

by deven41 1 week ago

Isn't that close to the supposed "Good Day" from the Ice Cube song?

by CompanyAgreeable 1 week ago

January 20th

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I see my birth date

by Technical_Tank_7645 1 week ago

Not a jacker in sight

by BuffaloRude 1 week ago

Is that including the leap second?

by Happy-Secretary 1 week ago

Not gonna lie. I am nostalgic for that date.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Damn, I'm a bit over a billion seconds old apparently

by Anonymous 1 week ago

You're about 3 weeks off, it would be 11 August 1992, or 2 days after the Barcelona Olympics closing ceremony.

by Comfortable-Nerve 1 week ago

Well, his math is half a year off ¯\(ツ)/¯

by Anonymous 1 week ago

One year is approximately pi times 107 seconds (about 30 million), so a billion seconds is around 30 years. I only know the pi approximation from an astronomy course I took though!

by Immediate-Reply-6036 1 week ago

You do your math dry? Pffft. I do my math as a puddle

by Anonymous 1 week ago

And 2 billion Terminds ago was April 17th

by Jacey34 1 week ago

With $1M you could buy 186,915 Big Macs With $1B you could buy 229,885,057 Big Macs Just mainline the special sauce at that point!

by Lost_Bumblebee 1 week ago

And, 1 million trillion seconds ago, there was no such thing as time.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

1 trillion seconds ago was 30,000bc

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Maybe I got a couple trillion trillions wrong. :) I wanted to say that once upon a time, there was no such a thing as time.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Hits blunt then masturbaits furiously

by Anonymous 1 week ago

There was no up there was no down there was no side to side

by Heavy-Experience5856 1 week ago

He said 1 million trillion though

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Wow, it's almost like it's 1000X larger!

by ortizfidel 1 week ago

1 billion=1000million

by Anonymous 1 week ago

9 billion seconds ago: August 29, 1789

by Anonymous 1 week ago

That's what happens when you increase something by multiple magnitudes.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Time flies when you're enjoying yourself?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I wanna go back to 1993.

by ThisCrow 1 week ago

Wow that's pretty crazy

by wratke 1 week ago

1000x is a big difference. 1 trillion seconds ago neanderthals and humans still coexisted and were painting on cave walls

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I am constantly astounded how people don't seem to have already grasped that, yes, 1000 is in fact a big number to multiply something by.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Exactly why billionaires are unethical No human needs that much wealth

by Alert_Fall5276 1 week ago

Absolutely positively mind boggling

by Easy-Improvement 1 week ago

Wow. It's almost as if 1 billion is greater than 1 million. How has no one else ever realized this before??

by PuzzleheadedSort4884 1 week ago

1 billion somehow doesnt sound much in this sense.

by FunnyValuable4470 1 week ago

So, 1 billion seconds in a decade…got it

by Beahanantone 1 week ago

A decade is 10 years, 1993 is more than 3 decades ago.

by ZealousidealRoad 1 week ago

You shut up, liar, it was not.

by Wallacenitzsche 1 week ago

I was born 92, believe me, it's not a fact I enjoy either

by ZealousidealRoad 1 week ago