Bald men are hot, amirite?

To quote PirateSoftware... men look good with hair and without hair, it's the middle ground you gotta worry about. Just shave it.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

Amen brother

by BreakComfortable 11 months ago

He should donate some hair he's got plenty

by Anonymous 11 months ago

And for the love God don't dye it black.

by Final_Record7514 11 months ago

If you're balding bad I say just go for it and shave it off, honestly when I shaved mine I instantly got 10x the attention from the ladies.

by Basic_Researcher 11 months ago

Same here

by Samson80 11 months ago

Agreed, but it is an unpopular opinion.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

Honestly, the idea of touching someone's head who has hair makes me cringe a little. I'd much rather feel something on the smoother side.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

My husband is bald and it would feel so weird touching a hairy head 😂

by Anonymous 11 months ago

Get over here I'll show you my smoother side 😉

by eabshire 11 months ago

Have some shame. She's married and you're hitting on her 🤦🏻‍♂️

by Anonymous 11 months ago

Oh the horror, somebody alert the elders

by Anonymous 11 months ago

As a bald man y'all have made my day.

by Electrical_Agent_447 11 months ago

Also consider how few options men have when it comes to customizing their appearance to begin with, and realize that when men go bald they lose 30% of their options for expression all at once. I used to think I had some identity when I had hair, now that I've lost it I just feel like Generic Man

by Anonymous 11 months ago

Haha, I was in the emo revival phase when it started. Imagine a balding emo, that was tough to get into the generic background character look.

by Any-Win 11 months ago

That's why a beard is almost essential if you go bald, otherwise you will just look like a cancer patient. Which also sucks, because I like being clean shaven.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

I really don't think bald guys look like cancer patients. Have you ever actually been up close with cancer patients on harsh enough chemo to cause total body hairloss? That's what happens, they lose their eyebrows and hair from other places as well. Plus they usually look gaunt, translucent and extremely unwell. Bald guys typically don't look like cancer patients, that's just a stupid thing people keep repeating.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

:(

by Hertha00 11 months ago

There should be no stigma against hairpieces. Never understood it. Why don't we stigmatize makeup?

by Anonymous 11 months ago

If a hairpiece makes you feel better, then the occasional remark would make it seem like a small price toupee.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

I'm having a hard time dealing with it too. But I am slowly accepting it but it's been a journey

by MelodicText 11 months ago

Damn right on all fronts here. I don't have a choice but to live with it because I can't afford a hair transplant.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

I'm pretty concerned about the side effects. I'm 37 and already on two different heart meds because of family history. Trying to get it under control and I'm struggling to risk it over something as dumb as not wanting to be bald. I looked up NW6. I'm at a 4 for the crown but no receding hairline.

by Boscokylie 11 months ago

There are humans who won't touch another human for any at all reason and that's fine. Everyone has flaws to others, just different than your perceived flaw. People aren't all that different.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

Funnily enough, I don't mind when someone rules me out because of my height (5'11) or because I'm too slim or too white or something like that. The difference when it comes to balding is, you just know that it could've been different but you've lost something you took for granted, while - it feels like - 95% of the other guys don't have to deal with that. Felt like damaged goods for the bigger part of my life because of it.

by Any-Win 11 months ago

Bald is troublesome because it's unlikely you are blading 100%. You have to shave it every day to look good.

by Terrible_Yam 11 months ago

Every 3 days. 3 day shadow is like Jason Statham

by Gorczanyfelicit 11 months ago

Wahl Balding Clippers w/ 1/2 guard. Haven't paid for a haircut in years. You don't have to shave it every day unless you're trying to go for glass smooth.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

Most people have to do something to their head every day to make it look good lol

by Unique_Sort 11 months ago

A hot bald guy I can think of is Jason Statham. Anyone else I am missing?

by Anonymous 11 months ago

Bruce Willis, Patrick Stewart, Sean Connery, Samuel L Jackson, Kobe Bryant...

by eriberto37 11 months ago

What if I don't have A list actor good looks?

by Anonymous 11 months ago

The Rock. Vin Diesel. Tyrese. Terry Crews. Pitbull. Kelly Slater.

by Emorypollich 11 months ago

Michael Jordan

by Anonymous 11 months ago

Jason statham is my number one celebrity crush

by Necessary_Impress238 11 months ago

Stanley Tucci! 😍 Chris Meloni !

by Anonymous 11 months ago

I feel the same way. I don't know what it is, but a bald man with a beard makes me melt like butter.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

I'm thinning and one of my female friends advised me to grow my beard out and shave my head.

by Dovie90 11 months ago

If it's possible, I would follow her advice. If not, I hope you end up with someone who will be with you as you are. I still find even bald men without a beard handsome the beard is just a bonus.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

Balding really sucks for the guys who can't grow a good beard though. My friend is starting to go bald and would have a nice salt and pepper beard except for the couple of empty patches where he can't grow facial hair.

by Cathrine97 11 months ago

This is me... 45 and there are still 2 or 3 places the hair just will not grow, not to mention the rest isn't exactly concentrated... I usually just stick with stubble to hide the latches as best I can, the same way I've tried to mask my baldness with short shaved hair.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

Makes me feel better. An ex told me she was upset she couldn't run her hands through my hair. >.> was already self-conscious about it, but that made it worse.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

Just grow some back hair out, let em run through there.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

That's just mean

by Anonymous 11 months ago

Unnecessary too I don't get why people just blurt out everything they're thinking even if it could hurt their SO/partner

by yhilll 11 months ago

Bald guy checking in, can confirm we are hot

by Anonymous 11 months ago

OMG, I FORGOT ABOUT JOHNNY SINS

by Anonymous 11 months ago

Funny enough when i hear of saitama i always think of johnny

by Anonymous 11 months ago

Man, the amount of upkeep that goes into being bald. Stubbly hair comes back in after like a day or 2 and that's just too much.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

No matter how high your testosterone is or how 'masculine' you look, a balding head is a dealbreaker for a lot of people.

by paucekdevin 11 months ago

That's what the beard that usually comes with the package is for. When properly cared for they can be real soft!

by Deep_Negotiation 11 months ago

True lol, I just worry if we were to break up, we'd have to see each other still at the school and it would be awkward lol.

by grantdaniella 11 months ago

There's worse things that could happen. I had to live with my ex. You can get past awkwardness

by Anonymous 11 months ago

Just be adults about it and try not to do something to screw the other one over and you should be fine. I'm friends with an ex that i see at work. The key was open communication (shocker) about our feelings throughout. When we started feeling like it wasn't going to work out, we were open with each other.. turned out we felt the same and ended things before the friendship was destroyed via resentment. If he's hot and nice, you shouldn't prevent yourself from possibly being happy just because of a silly thing like school interactions. Go for it!

by Ykoch 11 months ago

AGREED Granted, it helps to have a smooth, not knobby, lumpy head, but Patrick Stewart, Bruce Willis, Samuel Jackson, Jamie Hyneman, Terry Crews.... doesn't matter the color, bald can be so, so beautiful.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

And also, you know, being a celebrity who has been bald for a long time.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

Bald men with muscle are something else

by Anonymous 11 months ago

Started balding at 25, this made me feel much better. Thank you

by Anonymous 11 months ago

I have thinning hair and one of my friends said if I shave my head and grow out my beard, I will be a lot more attractive. He said that will bring out my blue eyes more. Maybe it's worth a shot.

by Dovie90 11 months ago

bald with a vandyke is the best cuz its sinister

by Anonymous 11 months ago

Pro tip from a guy who's been shaving for a while: it tends to give you a bit of a timeless look. I look pretty much the same as I did in photos from 10 years ago.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

Feel the same way and married one!

by Anonymous 11 months ago

Make bald men great again! The hell with those "man" bun heads!

by eabshire 11 months ago

Most dudes I know that were balding that finally shave their head often look 10x better after they shave their head compared to most Men I know that shave their head just because that can still grow hair fine.

by SampleNo6710 11 months ago

Thanks from a recent bald man 🥹

by francisbalistre 11 months ago

As a bald man, thanks for the love for bald men!

by Anonymous 11 months ago

As soon as a man embraces the bald. They are so much hotter.

by Yolandadubuque 11 months ago

It's a look that not everyone can pull off unfortunately. I am lucky I am able to grow a fantastic beard and also in pretty good shape. My friend on the other hand looks extremely young (has a baby face) and it does not work.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

100% agreed. Bald looks great on some dudes and others look not so great. A beard to go with the bald head always looks nice to me.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

Yeah , if you have a bulbous or balloon shaped head it just doesn't work.

by Ernesto41 11 months ago

This is why hair systems need to be de-stigmatized

by Anonymous 11 months ago

Nah, it's why transplants need to be cheaper.

by EstablishmentFast834 11 months ago

George Constanza is my type as well

by Anonymous 11 months ago

I screenshotted this and send it to my bald teacher 😂

by Anonymous 11 months ago

Short answer? Women tend to day they prefer a full head of hair in a man. And bald people are generally made fun of for being bald.

by Annahartmann 11 months ago

Most men who are balding look 1 billion times better when fully bald. Goes from lame to handsome real fast

by Anonymous 11 months ago

I've always held that if a guy starts balding, the best thing he can do is start shaving his head. Don't hide the bald spot, that always looks bad, just embrace the dome.

by LargeImpact6741 11 months ago

Not true at all based on research. The rule is hair is better. Bald only works for the lucky few that have a good shaped head

by Anonymous 11 months ago

Shaving my scalp every few days is annoying tbh, but it does make me look younger. Nothing more unattractive than a man denying reality.

by Lucky-Act7681 11 months ago

Hot woman says she loves bald men. Me: (shaves head)

by Janelle78 11 months ago

They ARE. Idk why but they just have such a commanding presence I find really attractive.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

No they aren't. That's why men are so understandably concerned about balding.

by Negative-Action 11 months ago

By that logic anyone can shave his head and become "hot." There's a reason nobody does that.

by Think_Bank 11 months ago

I think it if was worded like "if you are balding, you will definitely be hotter fully bald vs trying to keep the hair on the sides" it would be more logical Saw this dude at my job yesterday with hair past his shoulders but bald above the ears; Dude just needs to let it go

by Anonymous 11 months ago

He already let it go. He doesn't give a fuuuuuuuck. I respect it

by Cierra76 11 months ago

It never feels good to have your options taken away. I started balding shortly after high school, by the time I was 30 I had to shave my head. For 12 years I stressed about it. You make piece with it eventually but getting there isn't fun

by Anonymous 11 months ago

Unite!

by Anonymous 11 months ago

I think culture has made out bald to = unattractive and it's a shame. Almost half of all men will experience hair loss in their life. It's just odd how such a completely common and natural aspect of our DNA has become so rejected.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

I like that some humans have hair and some don't. It's just neat seeing all the different combinations of humanity. Also, people being mean to people they aren't attracted to suck.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

Okay reasoning aside.... Mr Clean??? How???? Why????

by Far_Organization_156 11 months ago

That got me, too XD

by jenkinsdeonte 11 months ago

To be fair, men that are tidy as him are a diamond in the rough 💎

by Acceptable-Drive-624 11 months ago

Def the hottest "person" on that list.

by MapAffectionate8420 11 months ago

Not unpopular opinion, (hot) men with full head of hair or bald are hot, baldING men are not, nobody want to see you holding on to what clearly is over.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

This is a popular opinion. What people don't like is balding men.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

Marisa Tomei?

by marianeschroede 11 months ago

Also no one can grab the hair during sex.

by kirk95 11 months ago

Shampoo is cheaper than razors. But otherwise you are correct, bald is beautiful

by kulasbrian 11 months ago

My dads bald

by Dessie43 11 months ago

I'm convinced as a bald man the 90% of woman who have dated me had a bald dad…..

by Anonymous 11 months ago

I leaned into it and started shaving my head 4 years ago, I'll never go back.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

There is on big downside to being bald. As a mechanic who works under cars I can tell you, it is incredible how much warning even a little hair is that you're about to run into something sharp/hard/hot. When I shaved it off I hit my head constantly.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

Bald, you mean streamlined? ha ha.

by Jjenkins 11 months ago

As a straight man with hair I agree, it's a good look. I'd like to add that there's been some stunning women rocking it too for any ladies out there feeling self conscious.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

Fr tho a nice clean head is better than an over comb but also I think hair pieces for men are still cool there's so many good one these days that can hold up to being pulled hard during s e x

by Amani08 11 months ago

Thanks

by Anonymous 11 months ago

Is this even unpopular? My partner is bald, and he's so handsome, but the baldness really messes with his confidence. Imma show him this to show I'm not even weird for liking it.

by New_Measurement_1689 11 months ago

Ive shaved my head since I was 18 and I have hair, people are shocked when I grow it out; they assume I'm not bald by choice

by cathrine83 11 months ago

Lol. I'm not bald however I shave my hair. So do several people I know and girls have Def said it's hot.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

Thank you for this!! Sincerely, a bald dude ❤️

by madieconn 11 months ago

OH MY GOD YES

by Unfair-Tourist 11 months ago

I love my bald fiancé. I use my lipstick to put kiss marks all over his head whenever we dress up to go out. I love his shiny smooth chrome dome.

by sjohnston 11 months ago

As a bald 32yo I salute you.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

Agreed. I'm so hot for a completely bald guy right now. He's so hot. Turning 50 this year.

by Pristine_Echidna 11 months ago

When your tots bald it cuts the women that find U attractive in half so men try to keep there hair for as long as they can . But the bald spot and thinking hair cuts the women who find you attractive to almost nothing , so I feel what you are seeing is the men's equivalent of mutton dressed as lamb dudes who aren't ready to let go . Also some dudes ( like me) have good heads to shave some dont

by Anonymous 11 months ago

It depends on the guy, I think. I think shaved heads are often sexy, as with Vin Diesel and Howie Mandel. If pattern baldness begins on the back of the head, I think that looks okay. IMO, some men look good with a bald crown and their remaining hair on the sides and back, while others don't. It depends on the shape of their head and their facial features.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

I am one of those guys who's hair started thinning in my very early twenties. I have been very self conscious about it ever since and never go out without a hate or at least a hood up. I would be okay with it if I could grow a beard to compensate but all I can grow is a hals decent mustache.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

My friends made fun of me for dating bald men…but something about it is attractive idk 🙈

by Efficient_Way_2766 11 months ago

I am sensing a pattern today… (please someone get this)

by Brycemckenzie 11 months ago

Oh man I agree. I love a bald man. I really do think it makes a man hotter when he has the confidence to just shave it all off! Just don't forget fellas, you've gotta use sunscreen. Make sure you protect yourself and check for skin abnormalities regularly

by Anonymous 11 months ago

Bald Gang Assemble!

by Anonymous 11 months ago

It's all about the confidence in rocking the bald look. If you accept yourself for being bald, others will accept you. If you don't accept your fate, others won't accept you.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

It's true I grew up finding some bald young men attractive and wondered why some people said otherwise

by Anonymous 11 months ago

I'll take that! Thank you very much 😘

by Anonymous 11 months ago

I used to date men who had either "normal" hair or even long hair. Dated a bald man once and whew, he just had the head shape for that 🫠

by Anonymous 11 months ago

I got a weird shaped head, and balding. Its kinda rough

by Live_Researcher 11 months ago

How is this an unpopular opinion? Bald men have been attractive since the beginning of time.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

Men care more than women....

by Anonymous 11 months ago

There's quite a few African tribes who see baldness as a sign of virility. There are some head types where they look terrible bald doe.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

Funny thing is, my father is from African and I've been around Africans my whole life. Many African men are bald and have no problems with it so I've never had an issue with baldness. It is quite common among Africans. We genuinely don't really care about it haha

by Anonymous 11 months ago

Thank you! I've only ever had one person in my whole 8 years of baldness react negatively and they were a trolll. As long as I keep the sides down (got the famous U-hair growth) I don't mind it at all.

by clinton12 11 months ago

Tourner dans le vide vide

by EntranceAccording871 11 months ago

Johnny sins?

by Anonymous 11 months ago

As a bald guy I can confirm I am hot.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

guys calm down. we can all shave, but we wont be Kratos

by Anonymous 11 months ago

I understand why they don't want to lose their hair, but indeed, they are HOT That's what I was thinking a couple of days ago actually 😂

by daphneeboehm 11 months ago

I agree. Unfortunately Vin diesel was my awakening

by Hopeful_Challenge242 11 months ago

I look like buddha with my head shaved. Maybe I could leverage this somehow.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

I think I agree with that.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

OP is down bad lmao

by Anonymous 11 months ago

Because it fits only very well build men. Everybody short, thin etc looks awful bald

by Anonymous 11 months ago

I honestly also don't understand why some people are so harsh on it. I like bald guys too!

by Anonymous 11 months ago

SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT

by Anonymous 11 months ago

HELL YES! I like'em chunky and bald. Give me a person with meat on there bones and a naked ass head. Gets my gears going!

by estella53 11 months ago

Being bald is way better than having missing patches of hair. If I were a balding dude I'd just shave it all off 🪒

by Ok-Lengthiness 11 months ago

I appreciate this. It's been a strange thing in the past few years to randomly be told by people "You're Bald" as an insult... as if I didn't intentionally shave my head. I also agree that bald is a good look, I'm thankful we're appreciated.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

I agree. I had a teacher in high-school all the girls found cute with a bald head and glasses, he was super nice too.

by Conscious_Shop 11 months ago