None of your ancestors died a virgin, amirite?

I am from superior lineage

by Vziemann 1 week ago

I once read a story where this woman didnt know who her dad was. However, she did know that her mom worked at a morgue 9 months before her birth and eventually got arrested for necrophilia.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

What? Is it possible tho? Or it is just a fake story?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

It is technically possible. You can have it so that they basically shove a rod up your dead partners ass to stimulate the prostate to collect the last sperm to be used

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Isn't this a procedure done only in the hospital immediately following death?

by Boganorie 1 week ago

Probably. I'm just saying it isn't impossible to be a necrophilia baby.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Creepy to think about how many men die of a heart attack during orgasm and how many babies out there are technically necrospawn.

by Boganorie 1 week ago

You mean going and then cumming

by Anonymous 1 week ago

It's not called "La petite mort" the little death, in French for no reason.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

They did the going before the cumming

by america92 1 week ago

God I wish that were me

by Anonymous 1 week ago

That prostate thing doesn't sound like it will work after the person is dead. I assumed they used a syringe to extract sperm from freshly dead testes.

by Sufficient_Cut 1 week ago

Sounds like you need the morning after pill with all those question marks.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

lol "business project" is adding a little too much of her business in her projects.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Just because she bangs the dead doesn't mean she wasn't banging the living

by WayAdministrative754 1 week ago

That's what I'm thinking

by Anonymous 1 week ago

It could have been a fake story. Idk. But I dont see how its not possible? Messed up? Yea, but possible? Who knows. gotta ask an expert on that one.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I don't believe dead people create sperm. Or ejaculate.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

There should be some in the balls, but I don't know if it can be ejaculated

by Practical_Quit5149 1 week ago

Sperm don't live that long when the body isn't regulating ball temp.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Sperm actually require a temperature cooler than the rest of the body. That's why the scrotum exists. Because if balls were supposed to be warm, it would make a lot more sense to keep them "inside" rather than out there flapping in the wind, exposed to the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. I don't know what the ideal temp is, but I'm inclined to think that they'd survive long after the body went cold.

by streichdonny 1 week ago

Rigor mortis

by Anonymous 1 week ago

You did what?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Ive heard of it happening before this so hm .. 🤷

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I, too, have heard of things happening that never happened.

by dashawn32 1 week ago

I'm not saying it did or didn't happen I'm just saying I've heard of it happening thrice before so makes you curious if it's actually possible.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I do it all the time at ck2

by United_Dish_1222 1 week ago

That's some World According to Garp level shenanigans

by leuschkejohnath 1 week ago

I don't think it's possible to get a dead man's semen into your vagina, but someone correct me if I'm wrong.

by Lurlinelubowitz 1 week ago

Who's your deaddy?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

It's possible through IVF

by emerysipes 1 week ago

I can imagine that artificial insemination has been around a lot longer than IVF as well.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

You don't even need IVF. Women can get pregnant by inserting sperm indirectly. I wouldn't be surprised if there were many people who practiced celibacy but still wanted kids who used this method. There are also cases of people doing it so they can have a child without needing the consent of the other person.

by leannonart 1 week ago

The old turkey baster method

by emerysipes 1 week ago

Indeed. Sperm is there for procreation, not recreation!.

by Tall-Feature-9790 1 week ago

There's also that girl that got pregnant because she gave a bj right before getting stabbed in the stomach. Because of some medical reasons, she didn't have a vag so she is a true case of having a virgin birth.

by Flavio77 1 week ago

Or surrogacy

by Volkmaneusebio 1 week ago

That didn't exist in the past

by orlandoolson 1 week ago

First human IVF was in 1978… so anyone younger than 46 could potentially be born to a virgin.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Artificial insemination has been around since the 1700s

by Anonymous 1 week ago

This is true, but the first (documented) use of IVF for human pregnancy was in 1978.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Yes but IVF and AI are not the same. IVF involves removing the egg and fertilizing the egg outside the woman's body, and then implanting the embryo in the womb. The first successful human artificial insemination was over 200 years ago, far before IVF was a thing

by Anonymous 1 week ago

How far into the past are you thinking? If you mean yesterday or last week, IVF existed in the past. Even if you mean 35 years ago, IVF existed in the past. Mate, this might seem unbelievable, but if it was invented in the past, it existed in the past from that point in time up until our current present.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Like it didn't exist 100 years ago, and even in the 80s and 90s it wasn't relevant

by orlandoolson 1 week ago

I don't think your seeing the point here. Relevant or not, it still existed in the 80s and 90s also...

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Of course it did lol

by Anonymous 1 week ago

The bloodline ends with me or whatever

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Me too. Not for being a virgin, but because I can't stand kids lol

by connellyguy 1 week ago

Same here.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

They taste good when cut up and thrown in a cauldron with onions and radishes tho.

by Dzieme 1 week ago

me either, my kids are the exception though. many people feel this way, which is why 90% of women either have kids, want kids, or regret not having kids

by sonia13 1 week ago

Me too

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Cute

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Direct genetic lineage... Yeah. My ancestors themselves... sure there are some virgins. Maybe...

by Accurate-Potato-762 1 week ago

Huh? All your ancestors are part of a direct genetic lineage that ends in you. Anyone not part of your direct lineage is not your ancestor.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Correct in some assessing context. Depends on the area of anthropological, genetic or social science.

by Accurate-Potato-762 1 week ago

Is it not possible one of my ancestors used a turkey baster full of semen to get pregnant?

by Brook87 1 week ago

Artificial insemination has been around since the 1700s so it's absolutely possible

by Anonymous 1 week ago

1700 BC maybe. It's easy to grab a glob of salty surprise and shove it up there.

by lorna19 1 week ago

True, but future humans can easily be descendants of virgins.

by Meta84 1 week ago

The Avatar Cycle ends with me

by Anonymous 1 week ago

What if I'm Jesus? (I don't use it as my username because it's nothing but one hassle after another.)

by Anxious-Chip 1 week ago

Jesus did have brothers. Most people agree that they were Joseph's kids. Some say they were from a previous marriage, some say they were from Mary. Your answer to that determines whether or not this applies.

by predovictoni 1 week ago

Joseph is irrelevant if Jesus is the son of god. God didn't have sex, but he also didn't die - unless you consider that Jesus is god himself. If Jesus is his own ancestor and he never had sex, then he has an ancestor that died a virgin.

by Helgadubuque 1 week ago

I know lots of guys named Jesus. They are my favorite Mexicans.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Uncles and Aunts who never married arent ancestors?

by paul63 1 week ago

They are not. An ancestor is someone who is directly related to you.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Those are relatives

by Anonymous 1 week ago

From direct lineage, yes. You could have still had that weird great great great uncle or that spinster great great aunt.

by Kavonhowe 1 week ago

A person not in your direct lineage is not your ancestor.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Yeah does my great-great-great-great grandfather's sibling who died as a child count as an ancestor?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Nope. That would be a relative, not your ancestor.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

How do you know? What if my father donated his sperm to a center and not an individual?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I don't think you know what ancestor means?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Can't an ancestor simply be the sibling of your great great grandparents who never had sex?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

No, an ancestor is someone you are directly descended from. Your great grandparents siblings would be someone you share a common ancestor with, but not your ancestor.

by dashawn32 1 week ago

Ancestors are family members in your direct lineage - your parents, their parents, their parents' parents, and so on. Anyone else in your family is just a relative.

by nrutherford 1 week ago

I don't think you know what ancestor means.

by dashawn32 1 week ago

I'm curious what you think ancestor means. Because it is indeed true that none of your ancestors failed to procreate. If they did, you wouldn't be here.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Yes, they do

by Mysterious-Ride9586 1 week ago

In contrast, a LOT of their descendants did die virgins.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

When was the turkey baster invented 🤔

by Legitimate_Two6518 1 week ago

sperm banks are a thing. the donor or recipient could be virgins

by SafetyEffective5224 1 week ago

What if the person was born from artificial fecundation?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Well, not exactly if you are invitro child.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

maybe one dude whacked off and some woman put the semen in her vagina, who knows

by arlo66 1 week ago

Felt cute But delete linage later

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Do Aunts, uncles and cousins not count as ancestors?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

No

by Anonymous 1 week ago

They do not. An ancestor is someone who contributed somewhere in the direct genetic lineage that led to you. Aunts, uncles, and cousins don't play a part in you being here. Unless there's incest involved, which could mean that someone is simultaneously your great-great-grandma's cousin and your great-great-grandpa. In any case, what matters is the direct genetic lineage.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I believe you're forgetting sperm and egg donors.

by Difficult-Chapter493 1 week ago

Time to be the change in the world.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

That's not true at all. You could have had a grandfather who had a kid or several kids and one of them didn't have sex

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Many of my aunts and uncles did though

by Rpadberg 1 week ago

They are not your ancestors. They are relatives.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Not remotely true. Everyone has ancestors that died as children.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

what about the ones that reproduced asexually? they'd all be virgins right?

by Temporary-Physics 1 week ago

Sperm bank is a thing. If you are Gen Z, chances are your ancestor might be a virgin.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Imagine being a great grand parent at 54 🙏😭 (Ancestor is typically considered great grandparent and farther and while technically feasible sperm breaks were created in the 1970s and the oldest gen z is 27)

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Bro is a bard

by Reynoldsericka 1 week ago

My ancestors believed they descended from wolves so I guess I'm a bestial legacy

by Most-Tower-6606 1 week ago

How do you know, how do you know I'm not adopted?!

by Anonymous 1 week ago

There's a first time for everything

by Anonymous 1 week ago

We're about to be a combo breaker aren't we

by LynxPowerful 1 week ago

"And you were the fastest sperm?….how disappointing."

by Puzzleheaded-Bag 1 week ago

You don't get it, I was the smartest. Not fastest.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Well, not direct ancestors anyway.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Let's say your great-great-great-granddad has three brothers. One of them could have died a virgin and still be one of your ancestors.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

He would not be your ancestor because he did not contribute genetically to you being here. He is irrelevant to your bloodline.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

This is weird to think about, but I find this one even weirder: If you're a woman and don't have a daughter, you break a tradition that's been going on since the beginning of time (well, since your ancestors started reproducing in the way we currently do). You're the first woman ever in your lineage who doesn't have a daughter.

by OneHaunting6745 1 week ago

Sperm donors would qualify against this

by Anonymous 1 week ago

But you can leave descendends dying a virgin now, since in vitro insemination exists. Only works if you didn't lose your virginity already tho.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Not necessarily, after the invention of the turkey baster.

by InstructionOk7279 1 week ago

Maybe some should have

by RowHappy2413 1 week ago

Not strictly true. Artificial insemination plus usage of surrogates could definitely create a situation where someone had children but were a virgin. Also sperm/egg donation.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Tell that to Jesus /s

by Anonymous 1 week ago

My grandpa had two sons. One is my father. My uncle wss my ancestor but he never had kids.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Your uncle is not your ancestor, you are not directly descended from him.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

i'm going to be the first then

by Anonymous 1 week ago

"i know what i don't want to be. a dead end on a family tree. and i just lost my virginity to a girl who won't remember me at all. happiness never happened for free. and i don't feel young anymore..."

by Jarrodmaggio 1 week ago

I'm not sure what this says about you. All people in all of history, who died a virgin also had ancestors who didn't die a virgin.

by Helgadubuque 1 week ago

Untrue, hypothetically if someone had an uncle that never got laid 🤷‍♂️

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Right. I'll be the first. And the last.

by Imaginary-Macaron 1 week ago

Um. My sister is a lesbian. I know for a fact that she's never had sex with a man. SOME people would describe her as being a virgin (although she's been married-to a woman-for a long time). She had artificial insemination as a private agreement with someone (NOT with a turkey baster). There were other people in the group who arranged the insemination who were involved voluntarily in one way or another with achieving various pregnancies for a number of individuals who may not have usually been able to conceive in the "natural" way. I don't know a massive amount about it, but I think it was usually (but not exclusively) about gay people having children. It's not 100% impossible that some of the men donating semen were virgins. Therefore it's possible that some of the children were born to a pair of virgin parents.

by Odavis 1 week ago

Unless one of your ancestors was conceived through IVF

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Not necessarily true, sex doesn't have to occur for insemination to happen. And with the invitro technology that makes it easier.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Some of their brothers definitely did though

by Working_Jello 1 week ago

I'm gonna break that chain and die a virgin probably

by Anonymous 1 week ago

What if you had an uncle that never got laid?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Someone has never heard of ivf

by IcyNeighborhood 1 week ago

Yeah ivf, but what about it though?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Someone's ancestors could have died a virgin...

by IcyNeighborhood 1 week ago

I don't think there is a single IVF procedure that has been performed on a virgin. It just doesn't happen. IVF is for when someone has been trying to get pregnant and can't due to some health reason. Or gay couples... But there isn't anyone out there who had never once had sex who is getting IVF. Like... What is this have you been watching too much telenovela? Lol

by reinabins 1 week ago

I was about to get into it, but then I read your username and calmed down lol

by IcyNeighborhood 1 week ago

each ancestor had a sibling that did not have children

by verla74 1 week ago

Each ancestor? No definitely not. Some ancestors? Yea for sure

by Anonymous 1 week ago

My grand father's brother is still my ancestor right?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I don't think so. I think an ancestor is someone from whom you are directly descended

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I always imagined it to be a group of a family not just a single line. Like the phrase your ancestors looking down on you, i imagine a lot more people rather than a single line of parents.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Relevant

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Direct ancestors no but indirect could have

by Anonymous 1 week ago

If you believe in fairy tales, dear Joseph did

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Oh contraire. Many of our ancestors might not even be linked to us genetically. For thousands of years - Alpha f**** , Beta Bucks.

by Anonymous 1 week ago