Using scented sprays after taking a dump makes it worse, not better. amirite?

I can agree because the sprays have an extremely strong smell and when it mixes with the farts/dump smell creates a very unpleasant stench. I'm more of a light a candle to get rid of the unpleasant smell guy.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

A true romantic, this guy.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

The granny trick is to light a match over the toilet. Something about the phosphorus makes the bad odour go away.

by vbernier 1 week ago

Didi: Stu! What have you done? This is my Eau de Joie perfume, $150 an ounce Stu: (stammers) Well, it worked! Chas: No, it didn't, now he just smells like a skunk who is getting ready for a hot date.

by zitabogisich 1 week ago

Courtesy flush that 💩 as it's dropping out of your corn.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

The trick is to light the candle when you start, then blow it out when you finish. A recently extinguished candle covers the smell like magic

by TurbulentCampaign778 1 week ago

idk I for sure approve of using Poo-Pourri before and or after a large enough loaf is pinched off.

by goldnersadie 1 week ago

Pop pourri is actually a film so it wraps the poop. That's why it works. It's not a masking agent

by Grace63 1 week ago

Wraps as in a cozy little blanket?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Turds in a blanket!

by Aufderharelmore 1 week ago

Agreed. Saved me and my family on a cross-country RV trip. It kept the stench from the black water tank from bubbling up and out of the toilet

by Beiergrover 1 week ago

isn't that their slogan or something

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I've always lit a match afterward

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Lmao, for some reason I first imagined the doo doo fumes igniting at first like natural gas.

by Pretty_Idea 1 week ago

It does work! Maybe not completely if it's a really bad smell but in my experience it's been effective.

by vbernier 1 week ago

Just use poop scented sprays

by Beginning-Corner 1 week ago

Yes that's exactly what I'm saying

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Cool

by Anonymous 1 week ago

"Righto kids, who the hell planted a bed of roses in the toilet and then crapped all over them?"

by No-Jump8928 1 week ago

People. Didn't your mothers or grandmothers teach you to light a match over the toilet? Works very well to mask the smell.

by vbernier 1 week ago

People need to learn about the courtesy flush.

by barthagenes 1 week ago

Match gang

by Abernathymuriel 1 week ago

Hilarious and true.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

You glued your what? To your what?

by NationalHome5530 1 week ago

I so confused right now

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Average Radiohead fan

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Poopourri is actually very effective. Spray it before you go, flush, then spray it again. Works great.

by zhaag 1 week ago

We have menthol poop knives in our bathrooms

by Strange_Motor 1 week ago

Menthol- What?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Not only do scented sprays not do a very good job of masking bathroom odors, the chemicals in the sprays aren't great for your lungs, nose, eyes, and skin. Crack open the bathroom window for a few minutes and/or turn on the bathroom fan - more effective and definitely better for your long term health.

by Emergency_Ruin_4789 1 week ago

I agree. I find it just mixes with the smell creating a horrible super smell. It's also so synthetic that it's not pleasant even when sprayed normally

by Brilliant_Move6526 1 week ago

I have an extremely sensitive nose. Scented sprays don't really smell like their scent to me, they smell like harsh cleaning chemicals and weird fake fruit. Sometimes I literally can't stay in the bathroom if someone has sprayed one of those because it makes me gag so bad.

by wehnermario 1 week ago

Sounds like you should fight back with some poop spray

by Great_Ad1700 1 week ago

Hide it or make it less offensive than straight up butthole

by Anonymous 1 week ago

OMG the way you worded this has me laughing so much right now...

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Same 😂

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Sounds like something a plumber would say.

by freeda25 1 week ago

I find I end up hating the scent after and always have to switch them up or I associate it with poop.

by Significant-Sun-1490 1 week ago

I've said this, and no one else agreed with me. lol

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I don't know how international Rituals is but I feel like the Rituals homespray is the only one that works for me.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Guy cologne is what works. I once got a sample of Sauvage Dior, and it worked like magic. I also flush once I poop so the smell is less. Then flush again after cleaning myself.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Yep. Same with deodorant

by Anonymous 1 week ago

There are Febreze scents out there that my mind now equates with the smell of poop

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I use eucylaptus spray. Out of all the options used so far, this one has the best results in terms of neutralizing the bad smell before fading away itself.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Lysol air sanitizer is the best stuff I've seen it works instantly

by Anonymous 1 week ago

It's way worse in a public setting without it - at work back to the office in all sex bathrooms commingling - body odor, toilet smells- I wish for fans and scents it makes you want to Gag at times . The real deodorizer professional ones actually work that poopouri is ok too but febreeze and the hand aerosol are not good,

by Special_Disaster 1 week ago

Same with BO.... All that Deodorant doesn't hide the stink man.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I agree, especially if there isn't any ventilation. Nothing beats a burnt match, idk why everyone doesn't just do this. It beats vanilla orchid feces.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

It sounds like you're using something that just scents the air instead of actually neutralizing and deodorizing bad smells

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Fair.

by annabelaufderha 1 week ago

Sometimes the fragrance acts as a vehicle for the stench and transports it farther and wider than it could achieve on its wretched lonesome.

by Rubye80 1 week ago

Even worse is knowing those sprays are supposed to be toxic.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Febreeze actually does kill the smell. It works by making the molecules too big to fit the receptors in your nose. It's actually odourless and one of the challenges for P&G was finding fragrances they could actually add to it that would work.

by Senior_Fig 1 week ago

It's much better to spray before. Focus on dumping most of the spray directly into the toilet.

by Business-Channel9738 1 week ago

Use it before. I don't have that pooppuri spray so you can use anything.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

The best if any are incense sticks

by Collinsmaiya 1 week ago

It's the same with weed. If you spray yourself with any type of spray it just Carrie's the smell more. My friends mom told us that when she didn't want us to get caught at school. I still don't know weather that was a good parenting move or bad lol

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Matches are elite

by Laurasawayn 1 week ago

hm that sweet smell of tropical fart

by louvenia60 1 week ago

Who doesn't? I mean, it's a family tradition at our house...

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Well you're supposed to spray it before…

by Altruistic-Buy 1 week ago

Febreeze Fabric original actually works wonders 🤣

by Anonymous 1 week ago