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Children are the cheapest but also the most expensive thing in the world, amirite?
by Anonymous1 week ago
"I have 3 kids and no money, why can't I have no kids and 3 money" -Abraham Lincoln
by Anonymous1 week ago
I quote this all the time even though I only have 2 kids (still want 3 money)
by Anonymous1 week ago
Wasn't that Homer?
by Anonymous1 week ago
"Don't believe everything you read on the internet." - Homer Simpson
by Anonymous1 week ago
Wasn't that Abraham Lincoln?
by Anonymous1 week ago
"Apply today to join a great workforce. Because here, we aren't a company. We're family!" -Abe LinkedIn
by maureenlemke1 week ago
Wasn't that Abraham Simpson?
by Anonymous1 week ago
Pretty sure, yea
by fadelmarcos1 week ago
"No." - Joseph Stalin
by Warm_Ganache32481 week ago
Where are you getting free children? (Joking)
by Anonymous1 week ago
I have some if you need them! (Please)
by Anonymous1 week ago
People just leave em lying around it should be pretty easy
by fadelmarcos1 week ago
Common saying in my house, "We could have had Corgis and been rich"
by haleysedrick1 week ago
Dogs are also expensive if you care for them well.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Not even close to children
by modestomoen1 week ago
Preach, brother!
by Anonymous1 week ago
Some Tibetan mastiff puppies have sold for over a million dollars, I am not joking.
by fadelmarcos1 week ago
My dog was $100 bucks for adoption, which included spay and shots. Another $60 for food every other month probably, a kennel for when I'm at work, collar, leash, and some toys, and she's a happy dog.
by Independent_Area1 week ago
Corgis especially are prone to health problems
by Anonymous1 week ago
It's free to play but in game purchase is tremendous
by Anonymous1 week ago
My son lost at level 4. Lol noob.
by Anonymous1 week ago
it costs immense pain and hospital bills to get them
by Due_Property1 week ago
Ameeericaaaa
by Anonymous1 week ago
Pretty sure labor hurts in any country.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Wallet: Ight imma head out
by Anonymous1 week ago
Painless births in Canada and Mexico apparently
by maureenlemke1 week ago
TIL women only go into labor in 3 countries. Apparently they lay eggs in the rest of the world.
by jimmieschamberg1 week ago
This is why America is number 1. Best at so many things like highest hospital fee and school shootings.
by Anonymous1 week ago
So long story short, they're the most expensive thing in the world.
by Anonymous1 week ago
And if you do it correctly the most valuable thing in the world as well.
by Mckenziemaya1 week ago
I guess a bugati is still more expensive
by Anonymous1 week ago
Maybe to make, but not for upkeep.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Sex is free
by Artistic_Reading_5201 week ago
Eh, yeah, but maintaining a pregnancy is not.
by Della561 week ago
Cheap to build, expensive to maintain
by Gold-Consequence1 week ago
The highest cost is time
by maureenlemke1 week ago
Tell that to someone who had in vitro or adopted.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Spent 10k on IVF. Worth every penny ☺️
by monique801 week ago
In some countries you get IVF for free...
by Anonymous1 week ago
I've heard in some countries you can even get even if you don't want it.
by Anonymous1 week ago
I would say being pregnant is a huge personal cost. 9 months of discomfort
by Educational_Room1 week ago
… and cost. Vitamins, minerals, maybe having HG and almost dying for 6-9 months, unable to work, etc.
by Della561 week ago
it costs nothong to get them cries in the American healthcare system
by connellydeion1 week ago
Yeah they're like used high mileage German luxury cars
by Shoddy_Eggplant_88471 week ago
A Fukkswagen?
by Anonymous1 week ago
Thats why providing accessible birth control would save everyone money.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Children are the equivalent of a hard to cancel free trial. free at first, ends up costing lots more in the long run. until they move out. (equivalent of finally talking to a real customer service agent after a minimum a month on hold
by woodrow141 week ago
Something like a timeshare that you're stuck 24/7/365
by hermistonmaxime1 week ago
Yeah kids follow the "Give them the printer. Sell them the ink." marketing concept. You can basically trip and fall and kids will come out. But once they are there, the refilling and maintenance costs are insane.
by Turbulent_Concern1 week ago
Free to make, expensive to deliver (inefficient logistics. I mean, 9 months shipping from when you order?) and expensive to maintain.
by Anonymous1 week ago
This is not a profound statement.
by dolores951 week ago
More like pregnancy is the cheapest. Children, from delivery till our (parents) or their deaths, cost tons
by Anonymous1 week ago
American?
by Anonymous1 week ago
Absolutely no part of the process is cheap. Y'all getting Electric Forrest festival pussy or something? Even that costs 40$
by Anonymous1 week ago
Some people are in long term Dinc relationships before they have kids.
by AgeIntrepid43991 week ago
Two things can be true at the same time.
by Anonymous1 week ago
They are never the cheapest
by Anonymous1 week ago
Getting them is cheap, keeping them is expensive.
by Glass-Hedgehog1 week ago
0% down but the monthly's are murder
by Anonymous1 week ago
Like a deal with the devil. It's free at first…
by Anonymous1 week ago
The lexmark printers of nature
by Key_Umpire40041 week ago
Perfect example for follow-up costs. You might get it cheap, but keeping it will be crazy expensive
by Serious_Let1 week ago
My kids cost half a mil by the time we left the hospital.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Nothing greater worth investing in
by maureenlemke1 week ago
Cheapest to create, most expensive to maintain.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Theyre cheap if you raise them free range and ensure their environment contains the necessary nutrients for their diet. Say, behind a mcdonald's, restaurant dumpsters, etc. This is highly economical although the downside is this diet does negatively impact their meat quality. It's good to get them occasional checkups - you wouldnt want to get a parasite haha, gross!
by voberbrunner1 week ago
Cheap to produce, expensive to maintain.
by IllCup1 week ago
They're expensive, but are they really the most expensive thing in the world?
by Anonymous1 week ago
Kids are only expensive monetarily and emotionally if you're a good parent. There's a way to get your tax deductions without committing to raising them properly.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Unless you want to buy an Orphan that is.. Which is actually a thing in Sweden. Not sure why. I tried to adopt a child last year only to find out I have to spend around 3000 sek just to visit the kids. Then I found out its like a 3 months trial and error just to reach out to them about. I eventually gave up.
by Anonymous1 week ago
😬 Sounds like you have never been pregnant.
by Della561 week ago
Cheapest to make, the most expensive to take care
by ProfessionalBus2781 week ago
Low cost of acquisition, high cost of ownership
by Anonymous1 week ago
Children are one of the worst STDs.
by Anonymous1 week ago
cheapest thing in the world Hardly. There are things in the world that cost much less resources to obtain. Wait. You didn't think fiat currency is the only abstraction of value with which you can measure cost, did you? Hahahaha!!! Idiot.
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