When I was little I always thought paprika was salt and pepper mixed together.
Which would make sense because it's the kid of mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper
All lies! Mrs. Pepper is married to Sgt. Pepper.
Don't correct Jesus. Blasphemy.
So sgt. Pepper isn't really a lonely heart....
Nah, just his band.
Because Mrs. Pepper is a feminist.
Because Mrs. Pepper didn't want to give up her identity.
ARE YOU OKAY WITH THAT?!?!?! I'm just kidding :D lol
Mr. Salt Shaker and Mrs. Pepper Shaker....
cause mrs.pepper wanted to keep her last name
Then wouldn't she be Ms. Pepper?
No, she's married so she's a Mrs.
She just has a different last name.
So which name does paprika take?
You're right. I have a friend whose last name is hyphenated because his very married parents kept their name.
Maybe Salt and Pepper are their first names.
I've always thought Salt and Pepper were their first names.