+36 Liking vampires is necrophilia. amirite?

by Acrobatic-Crazy 2 weeks ago

They're not really dead if they're moving. By that extension, if you used a pulley system to marionette a regular dead body then it's also not really necrophilia

by mathewnienow 2 weeks ago

Flawless logic, and I'm not saying that because I like vampires or anything.

by Acrobatic-Crazy 2 weeks ago

Just necrophilia

by Lilastokes 2 weeks ago

Noooo! T-T

by Acrobatic-Crazy 2 weeks ago

Vampires are undead. Plus I'd imagine that getting it on with a vampire is miles different than doing it with a dead body.

by No_Record_3753 2 weeks ago

Mmh... Unnecrophilia?

by Acrobatic-Crazy 2 weeks ago

Definitely not necrophilia. Also, undead things move, so more like playing with crazy interactive dolls

by Old-Indication1216 2 weeks ago

Sounds like what a vampire would say! "I'm like a doll, come play with me!"

by Acrobatic-Crazy 2 weeks ago