Once you own a dog eating is forever a spectator event, amirite?

My dog would come out of his grave to get a slice of cheese.

by Bernice91 2 weeks ago

Oh yes the cheese tax.

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

I had a def dog when I was a kid, well he acted like he was def until you touch anything that sounds like a cheese wrapper on the fridge. He wouldn't come to his name either so a few times when he would get out of the house we would walk around crinkling plastic with a piece of cheese to give him when he eventually hears it

by Horror-Pay1593 2 weeks ago

Don't think I'll be able to spectate a dog eating event.

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

Not if you train them not to beg they don't

by Hayliebotsford 2 weeks ago

I second this. My dog realized there is never an outcome through spectatorship and now doesn't care when eating is happening.

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

My lab is a walking stomach, before he will get that there is no outcome, he will learn how to drive my car.

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

Yeah good luck teaching a staffie that

by Amira52 2 weeks ago

You dont need to teach it. You just need to not show him that that is possible. But once you gave him that slice. Good luck

by Minaondricka 2 weeks ago

Done, no luck needed, just consistency

by Hayliebotsford 2 weeks ago

Commas don't mean anything anymore

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

Or, you can train your dog to not beg. It's pretty easy.

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

I read this as "once you won dog eating"

by Livid_Maintenance 2 weeks ago

My dog and I eat at the same time, we mind our own bowls

by ronaldo39 2 weeks ago

Cats are worse, they still think it should be a participant sport.

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

I had to attend an in office meeting last week and instinctively threw the crust of my sandwich onto the floor, just pure muscle memory from working from home for 4 years.

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

If you just never give them human food they have nothing to beg for. You teach your animal to beg and it's disgusting when you have guests over.

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

There needs to be a comma between dog and eating. 😳

by ggislason 2 weeks ago

10 - 15 years is not forever

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago