How to reset a stuck iPod: First, turn it sideways, hit it gently three times, and give it a kiss. When it boots back up from the Apple screen, threaten it. Then repeatedly and rapidly rape it with your headphone plug. Hey, with personal experience of a 40% success rate, I'll take it. amirite?

+157 How to reset a stuck iPod: First, turn it sideways, hit it gently three times, and give it a kiss. When it boots back up from the Apple screen, threaten it. Then repeatedly and rapidly rape it with your headphone plug. Hey, with personal experience of a 40% success rate, I'll take it. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or there's holding the middle and Menu buttons for a few seconds haha

by Anonymous 12 years ago