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LEGO bricks have killed more people than black holes have, amirite?
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
Makes me wonder about cosmic rays and cancer. Maybe black holes are still in the running?
by Useful_Device_34362 weeks ago
Maybe we fell into a black hole and were already dead.
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
It's entirely possible that a black hole has consumed planets or galaxy's containing life.
by Flaviomurray2 weeks ago
Okay Megamind
by Decent-Kick-27792 weeks ago
he did say "people" ...
by DriverAdventurous6012 weeks ago
Maybe, no people though
by Legitimate-Archer2 weeks ago
It says people, as in ‘humans'
by AvailableArt25882 weeks ago
Ok other humans could have existed and been destroyed by a black hole. Billions and billions of years is a lot of time.
by Flaviomurray2 weeks ago
if a tree falls and no one hears it did it even exist in the first place?
by DriverAdventurous6012 weeks ago
Just wait until you start reading about the multiverse theory. 🤯😱
by Orphareinger2 weeks ago
I'm pretty sure that's the basis for string theory. It can get super complicated. Statically given an infinite amount of time anything is possible, even two races of humans existing at the same time.
by Flaviomurray2 weeks ago
But a species EXACTLY IDENTICAL to humans is very unlikely to exist
by AvailableArt25882 weeks ago
Not necessarily if humans evolved and existed on one planet then they could exist on a similar planet with similar conditions which exist all over the universe. If it happens once it can happen again given time.
by Flaviomurray2 weeks ago
So what if they created Legos?
by AvailableArt25882 weeks ago
What if they use Lego weapons?
by Flaviomurray2 weeks ago
What if they're made of Lego and use black hole weapons?
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
Lordy have mercy on our souls
by Flaviomurray2 weeks ago
This is exactly how statistics work and I love it. Legos are more dangerous than black holes CONFIRMED! We have the data to back it up.
by NeighborhoodDeep74092 weeks ago
Who has died because of legos?
by Chemical-Ground-34222 weeks ago
I'd say most Lego related deaths are due to choking.
by Useful_Device_34362 weeks ago
A Lego bit my sister once...
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
Those responsible have been sacked
by Marina212 weeks ago
Realli?
by Pamelamuller2 weeks ago
No realli! She was Karving her initials øn the Legø with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law -an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
There has definitely been a child who chocked on a lego and died
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
Probably a child choking on a brick or something
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
At least one
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
Stepping on one feels death-adjacent.
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
Depends what you mean by black holes
by Qshields2 weeks ago
How do you even know though. They affect space and time. Could be that it's happened already and all of our civilization is just an afterimage
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
By that logic, more people have died to water overdose than black holes
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
We are barely space faring so yeah.
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
I reckon lego bricks have killed more people than sharks since lego was invented. I have no data to back this up.
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
I don't think you can prove this.
by Wise-Anything2 weeks ago
Number of people killed by black holes: 0 Therefore, anything that has every killed anyone has killed more people than black holes. Poisoned toothpicks have killed more people than black holes. Turtles dropped by eagles have killed more people than black holes. Beards have killed more people than black holes. Tying the head of your defeated enemy to the saddle of your horse has killed more people than black holes.
by Pamelamuller2 weeks ago
There's no way to prove nobody has been killed by a black hole. Entire star systems that may have contained sentient life could have been consumed, putting the number of people killed by them into unfathomable numbers. Far higher, I suspect, than the number of people killed by lego.
by Wise-Anything2 weeks ago
There are exactly zero people reported killed by black holes. There is at least one person reported to have been killed by each of the methods I mentioned. Therefore, on the balance of probabilities, each statement made above is true. "May have contained sentient life"? Let's see some evidence for that claim; it's a big one so the evidence had better be good. "I suspect" is not going to cut it. Anyway, wouldn't you rather be killed by tying the head of your defeated enemy to the saddle of your horse than by a black hole?
by Pamelamuller2 weeks ago
I'm not sure where reported numbers entered the debate. I find it highly unlikely that anyone reporting anything when they all get eaten up by a black hole. "Got. D. E. S. T. R. O. ..." You get the point.
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