-33 A wallet holds cash, cards, identification, and farts. amirite?

by Jaquelinetowne 2 weeks ago

Yeah, I store mine there for later use.

by Vonsibyl 2 weeks ago

What wallet do you suppose holds the most farts?

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

Those long ones that can hold a checkbook. Bonus points if it's on a chain that can also get fart on it.

by Jaquelinetowne 2 weeks ago

Good call. And sadly they're often wasted on ladies with purses.

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

Like so many things.

by Jaquelinetowne 2 weeks ago

Who keeps it in their back pocket? It's uncomfortable to sit on

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

Well, me for one. I'm sure I don't need to go into detail about how I formed this theory. I'm very used to it, but I don't have a thick wallet.

by Jaquelinetowne 2 weeks ago

Nah man. I don't fart on my wallet.

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

You know good god damn well it travels.

by Jaquelinetowne 2 weeks ago

Nah I don't get that

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

Front pocket? Purse?

by Jaquelinetowne 2 weeks ago

Doubt it, my wallet is always front

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago